Captain Beany from the planet Beanus
May 22, 2010 5:24 AM Subscribe
Eccentric or not? Captain Beany is a Welsh eccentric who loves baked beans, the dish so beloved of the British.
He has changed his name and now wanders around in a superhero costume farting at people. Here he is in costume demonstrating an invention with similar intent.
His house is now a museum devoted to the bean
He stood in the 2010 election and did not come last in his constituency.
He trademarked "credit crunch" as the name of a chocolate bar and Selfridges in London ended up paying him for the IP.
In 2005 he was convicted on fraudulently claiming income support benefit.
If you insist, here is a video of him (out of costume) "amusing" people on a train.
He has changed his name and now wanders around in a superhero costume farting at people. Here he is in costume demonstrating an invention with similar intent.
His house is now a museum devoted to the bean
He stood in the 2010 election and did not come last in his constituency.
He trademarked "credit crunch" as the name of a chocolate bar and Selfridges in London ended up paying him for the IP.
In 2005 he was convicted on fraudulently claiming income support benefit.
If you insist, here is a video of him (out of costume) "amusing" people on a train.
Well, when I was a boy, my daddy sat me on his knee and he told me... He told me Many Things. And he said 'Son, there's a lot of things in this world that you're gonna have NO USE FOR. And when you get blue and you've lost all yer dreams, there's nothing like a camp fire and a can of beans.'
posted by kaibutsu at 6:04 AM on May 22, 2010
posted by kaibutsu at 6:04 AM on May 22, 2010
How does a man take a bubble bath?
He eats beans for dinner.
posted by netbros at 6:20 AM on May 22, 2010
He eats beans for dinner.
posted by netbros at 6:20 AM on May 22, 2010
This man is the shit.
posted by Henry C. Mabuse at 6:45 AM on May 22, 2010
posted by Henry C. Mabuse at 6:45 AM on May 22, 2010
Beans, beans, the magical fruit!
The more you eat, the more you toot,
The more you toot, the better you feel -
So eat beans at every meal.
Beans, beans, good for your heart!
The more you eat, the more you fart,
The more you fart, the better you feel -
So eat beans at every meal.
posted by Meatbomb at 7:04 AM on May 22, 2010 [1 favorite]
The more you eat, the more you toot,
The more you toot, the better you feel -
So eat beans at every meal.
Beans, beans, good for your heart!
The more you eat, the more you fart,
The more you fart, the better you feel -
So eat beans at every meal.
posted by Meatbomb at 7:04 AM on May 22, 2010 [1 favorite]
BEANS ARE NOT MAGICAL NOR ARE THEY A FRUIT
posted by Faint of Butt at 7:13 AM on May 22, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by Faint of Butt at 7:13 AM on May 22, 2010 [1 favorite]
I dare someone to do a third "bean" post before 1 and 2 are off the front page...
posted by HuronBob at 7:32 AM on May 22, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by HuronBob at 7:32 AM on May 22, 2010 [1 favorite]
I dare someone to do a third "bean" post before 1 and 2 are off the front page...
posted by HuronBob
How about Castor Beans and Ricin, that's another gas produced by beans.
posted by Jumpin Jack Flash at 8:02 AM on May 22, 2010
posted by HuronBob
How about Castor Beans and Ricin, that's another gas produced by beans.
posted by Jumpin Jack Flash at 8:02 AM on May 22, 2010
But I didn't want to be exposed to beanus!
posted by loquacious at 8:32 AM on May 22, 2010
posted by loquacious at 8:32 AM on May 22, 2010
Apparently, the Australians are fond of them, too. Mother Goose
Baked beans on toast never fails.
posted by fartknocker at 8:35 AM on May 22, 2010
Baked beans on toast never fails.
posted by fartknocker at 8:35 AM on May 22, 2010
He's one of the 2012 Olympic mascots, isn't he?
posted by mazola at 9:12 AM on May 22, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by mazola at 9:12 AM on May 22, 2010 [1 favorite]
Welsh eccentric? That's a bit redundant, isn't it?
posted by dvdgee at 10:35 AM on May 22, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by dvdgee at 10:35 AM on May 22, 2010 [1 favorite]
This guy lives in the same town as me. I was seriously considering voting for him the general election just for a laugh. In the end I didn't, but it did please me to see that he beat the UKIP candidate.
posted by afx237vi at 3:07 PM on May 22, 2010
posted by afx237vi at 3:07 PM on May 22, 2010
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I believe we're over
thinkingposting this.posted by HuronBob at 5:34 AM on May 22, 2010 [1 favorite]