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We are expecting baby from Vladimir and Raina in approximately 156 days. This baby reserved by prince for birthday gift. If you are interested in having own petite lap giraffe please sign waitlist.

Sokoblovsky Farms are Russia's 'finest purveyors of petite lap giraffes.' And they have a streaming giraffe cam.
posted by Lutoslawski (14 comments total)

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Lap Giraffe Blue?

Also, site seems to be down.
posted by slater at 10:11 AM on March 28, 2011


Viral marketing...
posted by Mental Wimp at 10:11 AM on March 28, 2011 [1 favorite]


Pets or meat?
posted by bondcliff at 10:13 AM on March 28, 2011


It's a stupid commercial for DirectTV, in case anybody's wondering. Just so you don't have to click through and find that out like I did.
posted by koeselitz at 10:14 AM on March 28, 2011 [2 favorites]


Yeah...Giraffe Blue. But pretty funny, nonetheless.
posted by Thorzdad at 10:14 AM on March 28, 2011


Viral marketing...

For...?

I get that it is quite polished, so I can see how it might be professionally produced and pimpin' something. But what? Is there some sort of mini-African mammal movie coming out?
posted by m@f at 10:15 AM on March 28, 2011


f...fake? right? THIS IS FAKE OMG IT HAS TO BE.
posted by hollisimo at 10:15 AM on March 28, 2011


Oh. Thanks for sticking your neck out for the team, koeselitz.
posted by m@f at 10:15 AM on March 28, 2011


Pepsi Bl- awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
posted by codacorolla at 10:18 AM on March 28, 2011


Yeah I was wondering "Opulence, I has it....."
posted by Ad hominem at 10:19 AM on March 28, 2011


It's a stupid commercial for DirectTV, in case anybody's wondering.

It's a hysterical commercial for DirectTV.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 10:19 AM on March 28, 2011 [3 favorites]


Yea, this was making the rounds on Reddit last week, so... giraffe blue?
posted by Old'n'Busted at 10:20 AM on March 28, 2011


I like that you can put yourself on the waiting list using nothing but your IP address - just clicking the "I WANT GIRAFFE" button seems to be all that is needed. I clicked it a few times, so I am able to buy like 5 of them once they have bred about 530k of them.

I do want one!
posted by mysterpigg at 10:20 AM on March 28, 2011


It's a stupid commercial for DirectTV

If by "stupid" you mean COMPLETELY FUCKING AWESOME then I concur.
posted by elizardbits at 10:21 AM on March 28, 2011 [1 favorite]


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