"I've beheaded that last child of Ghrotian VII, where should I spend my vacation?"
August 4, 2011 11:00 AM Subscribe
Forget First World Problems. Fifth World Problems are irritations of Lovecraftian proportions. Stuck between alternate dimensions? Plagued by neighboring hyperlizards? Is your quantum state beginning to crystallize? You've got Fifth World Problems.
If you got ßÄUTT□ʁ | ㍟⓫ problems
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems
but a ˜µ DEA? t=aeDar≤åkb≈˜joΩ≈∫ ain't one
posted by tommasz at 11:06 AM on August 4, 2011 [25 favorites]
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems
but a ˜µ DEA? t=aeDar≤åkb≈˜joΩ≈∫ ain't one
posted by tommasz at 11:06 AM on August 4, 2011 [25 favorites]
Also, Darkseid still owes me last month's rent.
I've got Fourth World problems.
posted by griphus at 11:07 AM on August 4, 2011 [8 favorites]
I've got Fourth World problems.
posted by griphus at 11:07 AM on August 4, 2011 [8 favorites]
[Zalgo text]
posted by Threeway Handshake at 11:14 AM on August 4, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by Threeway Handshake at 11:14 AM on August 4, 2011 [2 favorites]
This has been my new favorite subreddit for the last few weeks. It's fun to subscribe to, since it means random batshit insanity will be mixed in with the normal links on the front page.
posted by brundlefly at 11:15 AM on August 4, 2011
posted by brundlefly at 11:15 AM on August 4, 2011
It's AskMetaFilter meets the Plateau of Leng!
posted by hermitosis at 11:17 AM on August 4, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by hermitosis at 11:17 AM on August 4, 2011 [1 favorite]
Ia! Ia! Chtuhlu fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
posted by WinnipegDragon at 11:21 AM on August 4, 2011 [4 favorites]
posted by WinnipegDragon at 11:21 AM on August 4, 2011 [4 favorites]
Hmm. On quick browsing, I begin to suspect all the questions about how to face sudden domestic "Fringe event" disasters are their version of our "should I eat it or not" AskMe's. Fun!
posted by Iosephus at 11:22 AM on August 4, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by Iosephus at 11:22 AM on August 4, 2011 [1 favorite]
I think I just failed my SAN check. On the other hand, I never knew Marmaduke and cosmic horror went together so well.
posted by dragoon at 12:03 PM on August 4, 2011 [7 favorites]
posted by dragoon at 12:03 PM on August 4, 2011 [7 favorites]
I think I've found a new favorite subreddit. It's like the Church of the Subgenius on a bad tequila drunk.
posted by jquinby at 12:20 PM on August 4, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by jquinby at 12:20 PM on August 4, 2011 [1 favorite]
My moonbeast won't stop gibbering.
posted by Kafkaesque at 12:54 PM on August 4, 2011
posted by Kafkaesque at 12:54 PM on August 4, 2011
My moonbeast won't stop gibbering.
What do you expect from a gibbous moon?
posted by overeducated_alligator at 12:58 PM on August 4, 2011 [2 favorites]
What do you expect from a gibbous moon?
posted by overeducated_alligator at 12:58 PM on August 4, 2011 [2 favorites]
Hrung. Hrung Hrung Hrung. Hrung? Hrung Hrung? (special snowflake details inside)
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 1:59 PM on August 4, 2011 [4 favorites]
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 1:59 PM on August 4, 2011 [4 favorites]
Marmaduke and cosmic horror
Whew! For a while there I was worried I wasn't going to have any nightmares from which I could not awake tonight.
Problem solved~
posted by curious nu at 2:24 PM on August 4, 2011
Whew! For a while there I was worried I wasn't going to have any nightmares from which I could not awake tonight.
Problem solved~
posted by curious nu at 2:24 PM on August 4, 2011
I'm not sure if this meets the high literary standards of r/firstworld-, secondworld-, thirdworld-, fourthworld-, futureworld-, and r/ancientworldproblems.
posted by The ____ of Justice at 2:44 PM on August 4, 2011
posted by The ____ of Justice at 2:44 PM on August 4, 2011
Dear AskMe,
There are many large colonies of of insignificant entities populating a planet I desire to be eventually awakened on and then casually annihilate. Is it safe to DEVOUR THEM?
posted by tumid dahlia at 3:54 PM on August 4, 2011
There are many large colonies of of insignificant entities populating a planet I desire to be eventually awakened on and then casually annihilate. Is it safe to DEVOUR THEM?
posted by tumid dahlia at 3:54 PM on August 4, 2011
Ah, good. Hopefully there I can find some resources for setting up a schedule for carpooling to Lost Carcosa.
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 4:10 PM on August 4, 2011
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 4:10 PM on August 4, 2011
And there's actually already a Sixth World Problems, where things appear to have gone from bad to worse.
posted by overeducated_alligator at 5:21 PM on August 4, 2011 [4 favorites]
posted by overeducated_alligator at 5:21 PM on August 4, 2011 [4 favorites]
It's 109/L, and TRR is baking SPOO; WTF can I z-z- in the KRANZKRAM38483?
posted by mubba at 6:49 PM on August 4, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by mubba at 6:49 PM on August 4, 2011 [1 favorite]
Just wanted to step back in here and say: don't peruse this for an extended period before turning in for the night.
O_o
posted by jquinby at 6:10 AM on August 5, 2011
O_o
posted by jquinby at 6:10 AM on August 5, 2011
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