"30 seconds or a life?"
September 14, 2011 12:43 PM   Subscribe

Drive Recklessly: [SLYT] Millions of lives depend on it.
posted by Fizz (8 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: [Hitler metaphor] -- cortex



 
:-/

Surely zis...
posted by obscurator at 12:48 PM on September 14, 2011


Double.
posted by Admiral Haddock at 12:49 PM on September 14, 2011


Yesterday...all my funny posts seemed so far away.
posted by phunniemee at 12:49 PM on September 14, 2011


Missed it, by all means remove, my apologies.
posted by Fizz at 12:49 PM on September 14, 2011


Does that qualify as Goodwinning your own PSA?
posted by Nanukthedog at 12:49 PM on September 14, 2011


Okay, that's fucking awesome.

I've always wondered why the authorities claim it doesn't save time to drive quickly yet police cars are always speeding to whatever emergency catches their crime fighting fancy at any given moment. Jeez guys, slow down, speeding will not help you get anywhere any quicker, numerous PSA's are very clear on this fact.
posted by Keith Talent at 12:50 PM on September 14, 2011


The faster you drive, the sooner you get to your destination, so if everyone drove faster, there would be fewer cars on the road, which would enable people to drive even faster, further lowering the number of cars on the road, thus creating a virtuous cycle that would result in empty streets and everyone instantly appearing where they need to be.

SCIENCE
posted by BitterOldPunk at 12:50 PM on September 14, 2011 [2 favorites]


You know who else drove recklessly?
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 12:51 PM on September 14, 2011


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