Teenager arrested in Houston for theft deported to Columbia under false identity.
January 4, 2012 8:38 PM Subscribe
"Detective C'mon Wingo has been a police officer for more than 20 years, and isn't easily surprised. But this case was different." In 2010, federal immigration agents deported then 14-year-old Jakadrien Turner to Columbia after the teen was arrested in Houston for theft and then gave as her name that of an illegal Columbian immigrant wanted on international warrants.
This post was deleted for the following reason: That's a pretty crazy situation but this is basically a short news-of-the-weird blurb. Maybe a post when/if there's more actual substantial content available? -- cortex
1. Colombia
2. "C'mon Wingo" may be the greatest name in the history of naming things
3. WTF, ICE?!
posted by BitterOldPunk at 8:49 PM on January 4, 2012
2. "C'mon Wingo" may be the greatest name in the history of naming things
3. WTF, ICE?!
posted by BitterOldPunk at 8:49 PM on January 4, 2012
"C'mon, C'mon!"
posted by Ardiril at 8:55 PM on January 4, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by Ardiril at 8:55 PM on January 4, 2012 [1 favorite]
Why won't Columbia send her back?
posted by JohnnyGunn at 8:58 PM on January 4, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by JohnnyGunn at 8:58 PM on January 4, 2012 [2 favorites]
At a guess, Columbia has not yet positively identified her.
posted by Ardiril at 8:58 PM on January 4, 2012
posted by Ardiril at 8:58 PM on January 4, 2012
it's not just C'mon Wingo, it's Detective C'mon Wingo... who is "very floored."
(Coming soon to Mystery!)
posted by ennui.bz at 9:10 PM on January 4, 2012
(Coming soon to Mystery!)
posted by ennui.bz at 9:10 PM on January 4, 2012
There are schedules to be maintained, even...in Columbia!
posted by tumid dahlia at 9:14 PM on January 4, 2012
posted by tumid dahlia at 9:14 PM on January 4, 2012
Dang it, Columbia is the capital of South Carolina, a university in New York, a very large river in the Pacific Northwest, even the federal capital of the United States, but it's not a country. ColOmbia is the nation in South America whither this poor girl has been wrongfully deported.
According to Google, Detective Wingo was on The First 48, and her name was pronounced as one would "Simone". (This is not what came to mind for me. But she's a detective in Dallas, which means she can be armed all the time, so I am not going to make fun of her name.)
posted by gingerest at 9:18 PM on January 4, 2012 [2 favorites]
According to Google, Detective Wingo was on The First 48, and her name was pronounced as one would "Simone". (This is not what came to mind for me. But she's a detective in Dallas, which means she can be armed all the time, so I am not going to make fun of her name.)
posted by gingerest at 9:18 PM on January 4, 2012 [2 favorites]
You don't know you can't even spell Australia right!
posted by tumid dahlia at 9:21 PM on January 4, 2012
posted by tumid dahlia at 9:21 PM on January 4, 2012
This is bizarre as hell - no passport? Obviously a teenaged girl? But I keep coming back to wondering how you can be on Facebook but unable to call or email home.
posted by Lyn Never at 9:21 PM on January 4, 2012
posted by Lyn Never at 9:21 PM on January 4, 2012
C'mooooooooon, Wingo!
Anyway, why did the teen in this case give a fake name? Why did she give that particular name? There's more to this story, and I'd love to hear it. Can Ms. Wingo be played by Frances McDermott, though?
posted by katillathehun at 9:21 PM on January 4, 2012 [1 favorite]
Anyway, why did the teen in this case give a fake name? Why did she give that particular name? There's more to this story, and I'd love to hear it. Can Ms. Wingo be played by Frances McDermott, though?
posted by katillathehun at 9:21 PM on January 4, 2012 [1 favorite]
unable to call or email home - Assuming that this teen protested her "deportation" or tried to contact her family in Texas could be a mistake.
posted by Ardiril at 9:23 PM on January 4, 2012
posted by Ardiril at 9:23 PM on January 4, 2012
Sigh. Francis McDermand is what I meant.
posted by katillathehun at 9:29 PM on January 4, 2012
posted by katillathehun at 9:29 PM on January 4, 2012
Or McDormand even. I GIVE UP.
posted by katillathehun at 9:30 PM on January 4, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by katillathehun at 9:30 PM on January 4, 2012 [2 favorites]
I was deported to Columbia once. It was bad, but at least it wasn't Brown.
posted by GIFtheory at 9:39 PM on January 4, 2012 [4 favorites]
posted by GIFtheory at 9:39 PM on January 4, 2012 [4 favorites]
Anyway, why did the teen in this case give a fake name?
Possibly because she's a child.
posted by Pruitt-Igoe at 9:48 PM on January 4, 2012
Possibly because she's a child.
posted by Pruitt-Igoe at 9:48 PM on January 4, 2012
It gets weirder....C'mon Wingo is famous, at least slightly, she was on First 48.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3411800/
Apparently, her name is pronounced "Simone".
posted by roquetuen at 9:53 PM on January 4, 2012
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3411800/
Apparently, her name is pronounced "Simone".
posted by roquetuen at 9:53 PM on January 4, 2012
I can't believe I read gingerests comment and still added the same exact thing. So strange, I must have skimmed it and it triggered a memory, I am a big First 48 fan.
I will crawl under a rock now.
posted by roquetuen at 9:58 PM on January 4, 2012
I will crawl under a rock now.
posted by roquetuen at 9:58 PM on January 4, 2012
Immigration and Customs Enforcement said it is investigating this case and takes it very seriously. The agency said it attempted to verify Jakadrien's identity before she was deported and found nothing that would make them doubt the fake name and age she had provided to authorities.
The only reason they even claim to take it seriously is because it's in the news. It's nothing new for ICE to deport kids. They do it all the time. That's how this one "slipped through the cracks". Because it was so not-unusual for a teen to be getting deported they didn't do anything other than a quick routine check, which of course, turns up nothing. Because the only data in it is for deporting people. There isn't data that says "Wait! stop! don't deport this one!"
What a bunch of shit for brains assholes.
posted by Xoebe at 10:04 PM on January 4, 2012
The only reason they even claim to take it seriously is because it's in the news. It's nothing new for ICE to deport kids. They do it all the time. That's how this one "slipped through the cracks". Because it was so not-unusual for a teen to be getting deported they didn't do anything other than a quick routine check, which of course, turns up nothing. Because the only data in it is for deporting people. There isn't data that says "Wait! stop! don't deport this one!"
What a bunch of shit for brains assholes.
posted by Xoebe at 10:04 PM on January 4, 2012
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