Are you a slut?
March 6, 2012 10:31 AM   Subscribe

Are you a slut?
posted by latkes (12 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: This is kind of thin, maybe add it to the existing Limbaugh/Fluke/"slut" thread. -- cortex



 
Yup. God, I hope I'm not the only one.
posted by S'Tella Fabula at 10:36 AM on March 6, 2012


Chance'd be a fine thing.
posted by Decani at 10:38 AM on March 6, 2012


Yep. I don't make the rules.
posted by cereselle at 10:38 AM on March 6, 2012


We actually have sluts on sale over here (Meatballand).
posted by Foci for Analysis at 10:39 AM on March 6, 2012


I wonder how long it's going to take for me to get that plaque. I hope they don't ship it parcel post. That always takes forever.
posted by nooneyouknow at 10:40 AM on March 6, 2012


South London Underground Transport?
posted by Old'n'Busted at 10:44 AM on March 6, 2012


Ooh, I'll be getting a plaque too! What are the chances there'd be so many of us?
posted by The corpse in the library at 10:44 AM on March 6, 2012


I hope they made sure there was ample budget for the plaques. Mark my words, at some point they're gonna just start sending out certificates.
posted by chimaera at 10:45 AM on March 6, 2012


Wow, hadn't read that comment by one of Fluke's classmates: "When did Georgetown Law start admitting Kardashians?"

Morabito fancies herself the next Ann Coulter, apparently.
posted by longdaysjourney at 10:46 AM on March 6, 2012


I would actually greatly prefer the flowchart "Are you a slut, a prostitute, or both?" because high school taught me that you're either a slut OR a prostitute, and calling someone both gets into pretty confusing territory for me, but I trust that the likes of Limbaugh have parsed this question into a fine calculus wherein there are some situations in which you can be a slut in some areas of your life and a prostitute in other areas of your life so there needs to be two parallel flowcharts operating at once and
posted by naju at 10:46 AM on March 6, 2012


I'm only seeing pictures of kittens. What is this plague, er, plaque of which you all speak?
posted by zizzle at 10:46 AM on March 6, 2012


They missed a question: "Did you misread the third word in the third paragraph as convention and start wondering about where it would be held and if you could go?"
posted by seanmpuckett at 10:48 AM on March 6, 2012


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