Tinfoil Express

March 21, 2012 8:31 PM

Everybody's heard of timecube(previously), but have you heard of Sara Palin's Dirty Little Secret.
posted by AElfwine Evenstar (21 comments total)

After years of mocking internet income opportunities I discovered a number of patterns and what appears to be a code.

This is the best plot device ever.
posted by nebulawindphone at 8:39 PM on March 21, 2012

what is this I don't even
posted by thewalrus at 8:40 PM on March 21, 2012

MetaFilter: I'm tired of the death threats and being unable to sue everyone.
posted by mrgrimm at 8:41 PM on March 21, 2012 [2 favorites]

This post doesn't seem to be much more than laughing at a mentally ill person.
posted by codacorolla at 8:41 PM on March 21, 2012 [6 favorites]

what is this I don't even

It's pure win of epic proportions.
posted by AElfwine Evenstar at 8:42 PM on March 21, 2012

"McCain claimed his favorite band was ABBA which is a palindrome."

*FACEPALM*
posted by Iosephus at 8:43 PM on March 21, 2012 [2 favorites]

Well the layout is better than your average crazy.

And they do have a point with that Ellison/Ellis comparison.
posted by mazola at 8:43 PM on March 21, 2012 [1 favorite]

Just off to round up some YouTube videos of mentally ill homeless people ranting about whatever. Be back in a sec.
posted by KokuRyu at 8:43 PM on March 21, 2012

"Sarah Palin wasn't only chosen to be McCain's running mate because they needed someone who could act stupid for the media to attack and play an average American hockey mom who was in a Miss Alaska pageant, she was also chosen for her face."

agreed?
posted by facetious at 8:45 PM on March 21, 2012

You're being facetious.
posted by mazola at 8:46 PM on March 21, 2012 [1 favorite]

Don't even let him get started on the otters that look like that other guy.
posted by clvrmnky at 8:49 PM on March 21, 2012

If this guy is a troll, then he is a highly skilled, post-doctoral Master Troll. If he is sincere, if he really believes this stuff...there are no words.
posted by zardoz at 8:49 PM on March 21, 2012 [1 favorite]

One of his other blogs is better - just keep reading.
posted by unliteral at 8:51 PM on March 21, 2012 [1 favorite]

I think he has the inside track to fill the timeslot on all the radio stations dropping Rush Limbaugh.
posted by oneswellfoop at 8:51 PM on March 21, 2012 [1 favorite]

The New World Order, Masons, Illuminati, Al-Qaeda, or all secret societies working together.

I'll say it again. They would if they could, but they can't.
posted by StickyCarpet at 8:55 PM on March 21, 2012

Okaaaaay then.

Strange, isn't it? Whereas it used to be that people like this had only a limited outlet, the internet now allows them to disseminate their... well let's be honest... craziness, far and wide. Where perhaps it will be received by a like-minded audience.

And eventually, they'll form their own Tea Party.
posted by zarq at 8:56 PM on March 21, 2012

I may be too high to understand this craziness.
posted by Saxon Kane at 8:56 PM on March 21, 2012

This is the best plot device ever.

But he didn't post it on Reddit so he won't get a movie deal.
posted by Blue Meanie at 9:02 PM on March 21, 2012

if he really believes this stuff...there are no words

schizophrenia is a word.
posted by eddydamascene at 9:03 PM on March 21, 2012

Whoa!
posted by 2N2222 at 9:03 PM on March 21, 2012

Frankly, I think none of us are high enough.

codacorolla: "This post doesn't seem to be much more than laughing at a mentally ill person."

Since similar, equally batshit conspiracy theories are being presented these days as rational and believable by various politicos and FoxNewschannel, I'd say this person's in good company.
posted by zarq at 9:04 PM on March 21, 2012 [1 favorite]