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April 10, 2012 6:08 AM   Subscribe

Old People Writing On A Restaurant's Facebook Page. Does what it says on the tin.
posted by jbickers (15 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: Single link making fun of old people tumblr. We can maybe do better? -- jessamyn



 
I am just looking for a used car...what is all this?
posted by box at 6:11 AM on April 10, 2012 [1 favorite]


Like
posted by greasy_skillet at 6:14 AM on April 10, 2012


Old people are now, what, anyone over 45?
posted by rtha at 6:14 AM on April 10, 2012


This is like reading my mother's Facebook posts.

My personal favourite.
posted by Tenacious.Me.Tokyo at 6:15 AM on April 10, 2012 [1 favorite]


Old folks*: The out group it's still cool to mock!!

* anyone lots older than you
posted by tyllwin at 6:16 AM on April 10, 2012


I've been unavoidably listening to commercial radio recently (not to mention driving past any number of strip mall marquees) and've been wondering just who the idiots are that "like us on Facebook!!"

Now I know.

PS: A hot dog is a hot dog. A sandwich is a sandwich. A young person is a young person. An old person is an old person.
posted by DU at 6:17 AM on April 10, 2012 [1 favorite]


The horrible day that my job finally includes 01) creating and maintaining a facebook page for my elderly boss and 02) answering the random stupidities that people will surely leave there will be the day of seppuku.
posted by elizardbits at 6:18 AM on April 10, 2012


Good lord - I cringe to read this stuff. "Love there food". I want to find these people and smack them and put them back through elementary school. That being said, RIP Willie indeed. Poor cat. Shouldn't have fed it all that cheesecake, apparently.
posted by PuppyCat at 6:18 AM on April 10, 2012


If you mention your son-in-law's hot body on a Facebook post, you might be old. And creepy.
posted by Brocktoon at 6:18 AM on April 10, 2012 [3 favorites]


Things the internet hates:

1. Old people
2. Hipsters
3. Republicans
4. Gunter Grass
5. Facebook buying Instagram
6. Interrupting a snooty boat race.
7. Stacks of paper
posted by Fizz at 6:18 AM on April 10, 2012


Ageist.

As if young people can't be thick as shit. (As so aptly shown by all the people disappointed that certain Black characters from the Hunger Games book were also Black in the movie.)

Funny though, but you can see the same sort of stupid at notalwaysright or any number of other monetised "let's make fun of idiots" websites.
posted by MartinWisse at 6:20 AM on April 10, 2012


stop posting on my metafilter. I have requested this before
posted by Philosopher Dirtbike at 6:21 AM on April 10, 2012 [5 favorites]


Like young people on Facebook are magically hip and cool and say things that aren't fundamentally idiotic?

Members of any subgroup are going to say/do stupid things.
posted by edgeways at 6:22 AM on April 10, 2012


Yeah, I mean. I see no difference between the stupidity of these "old" people and the stupidity of everyone else on earth except for me, I am awesome and clever.
posted by elizardbits at 6:22 AM on April 10, 2012


Shit. If some of these people are "old", I'm "old" too. That's not cool.
posted by PuppyCat at 6:22 AM on April 10, 2012


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