"You don't know how long I've been waiting for this......"
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posted by Kevtaro at 7:21 AM on May 17, 2012
posted by Kevtaro at 7:21 AM on May 17, 2012
In college, I was the subject of a comedy sketch about the argument I had after I told my girlfriend that I loved Diablo II and her in different ways. I was lying, though. I loved Diablo II a lot more than I loved her. A lot more. Lord knows Diablo II was more responsive and made a more convincing attempt to care about my feelings.
posted by Copronymus at 7:24 AM on May 17, 2012 [4 favorites]
posted by Copronymus at 7:24 AM on May 17, 2012 [4 favorites]
Quote from my cousin to a [past] girlfriend of several years when she was giving him a hard time about him playing games with us: "Video games were here before you... they'll be here after you."
posted by RolandOfEld at 7:27 AM on May 17, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by RolandOfEld at 7:27 AM on May 17, 2012 [1 favorite]
So a guy sees a woman he slept with when she was 12 and he starts undressing in public?
See this is why I don't play video games any more.
posted by R. Schlock at 7:28 AM on May 17, 2012 [1 favorite]
See this is why I don't play video games any more.
posted by R. Schlock at 7:28 AM on May 17, 2012 [1 favorite]
Diablo III is so going to wreck lives. At least Blizzard released it as the semester is ending.
posted by Foci for Analysis at 7:36 AM on May 17, 2012
posted by Foci for Analysis at 7:36 AM on May 17, 2012
I don't understand. If Diablo III were a girl, it would be one of those girls who shows you her hand-made teeshirt and then assaults you? Is that... is that a thing?
posted by shakespeherian at 7:39 AM on May 17, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by shakespeherian at 7:39 AM on May 17, 2012 [1 favorite]
It's called DIY S&M, that's what 50 Shades of Grey is about.
posted by drezdn at 7:45 AM on May 17, 2012
posted by drezdn at 7:45 AM on May 17, 2012
Quote from my cousin to a [past] girlfriend of several years when she was giving him a hard time about him playing games with us: "Video games were here before you... they'll be here after you."
In other words, that game is a way for a girl to instantly tell which dudes are a waste of youth, emotion, and time. I'll pass it on.
posted by discopolo at 7:46 AM on May 17, 2012
In other words, that game is a way for a girl to instantly tell which dudes are a waste of youth, emotion, and time. I'll pass it on.
posted by discopolo at 7:46 AM on May 17, 2012
I don't understand. If Diablo III were a girl, it would be one of those girls who shows you her hand-made teeshirt and then assaults you? Is that... is that a thing?
"It's a hip-hop world, son. Keep up or get out of the way."
posted by discopolo at 7:51 AM on May 17, 2012
"It's a hip-hop world, son. Keep up or get out of the way."
posted by discopolo at 7:51 AM on May 17, 2012
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