I miss Josh already...

April 1, 2000 1:01 AM

I miss Josh already... hey can I steal that script for a last minute 5k entry?
posted by mathowie (5 comments total)

Damn. I read that, and then I had to go kill him in Pimp War. I just assumed that I'd get all his stuff. But I got nothing. Sorry Josh, it wasn't worth it.
posted by sylloge at 4:38 AM on April 1, 2000

Oh, man. That didn't take long, did it.

One read of the "I'll get a whole posse of webloggers on your ass" disclaimer should keep anyone from stealing, I think. Besides, it takes a bunch of extra doing to compress the script down to the 3,264 bytes of my actual entry to 5k.

As for Pimpwar, I don't appear to be dead. A bug, maybe? And Stewart, of all the people to try and jack my ass, I really expected more from you. My pimp is worth over $100K, and that's without attacking or stealing from anyone. Jacking never solved anything, and it's really just unprofessional. =p
posted by endquote at 9:13 AM on April 1, 2000

You're right. I feel terrible about it now. I justified it to myself by thinking -- "I'm giving these hoez 60%, probably more than anyone else. And I keep lots of condoms and medicine on hand. I just want to help them, make them happy. It's OK to steal from these jerks who probably only pay 10%." But the killing part was unnecessary. Lucky it didn't work.
posted by sylloge at 3:28 PM on April 1, 2000

I tried to visit that site, but it doesn't like Opera. Oh well, he must not have wanted my visit anyway... *grumble*
posted by CalvinTheBold at 5:08 PM on April 1, 2000

Sorry Calvin, it's tough enough just supporting Macs and stupid Netscape for me to be worrying about Opera, too. Can you even do DHTML in Opera? Never really tried.

I always thought the hoe payout was the amount the pimp got, not the amount that they keep. Until a couple of friends of mine started explaining the whole pimping profession to me. I just sat there wondering, why do they know all this?
posted by endquote at 8:55 AM on April 2, 2000