"They won't magically turn you into a lustful cockmonster."
September 11, 2012 2:00 PM Subscribe
Cool football player Brendon Ayanbadejo, linebacker for the Baltimore Ravens, is an outspoken advocate for same-sex marriage. Bigoted old politician Emmett C. Burns, Jr., delegate for Baltimore County, thinks he should keep his mouth shut. Equally cool football player Chris Kluwe, punter for the Minnesota Vikings, has penned a profane, hilarious and moving letter in support of his colleague.
Update: Burns has issued a spineless non-apology.
Update: Burns has issued a spineless non-apology.
This post was deleted for the following reason: I'm going to say two words to you. Just two words. "Lustful Cockmonsters." -- cortex
Maybe we should have a check for identical article titles?
posted by Holy Zarquon's Singing Fish at 2:01 PM on September 11, 2012
posted by Holy Zarquon's Singing Fish at 2:01 PM on September 11, 2012
Darn it.
posted by Faint of Butt at 2:01 PM on September 11, 2012
posted by Faint of Butt at 2:01 PM on September 11, 2012
Double. 5 yard penalty. Repeat front page post.
posted by curious nu at 2:01 PM on September 11, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by curious nu at 2:01 PM on September 11, 2012 [1 favorite]
tear trickles down lemur's face
posted by nathancaswell at 2:02 PM on September 11, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by nathancaswell at 2:02 PM on September 11, 2012 [1 favorite]
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