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January 15, 2013 2:06 PM Subscribe
Texts from superheroes. (SLTMBLR, does what it says on the tin.)
Aw man, these are not as funny as I was hoping. Well...I'll keep reading and hope that a few get me to Laughsville, Pop. Me.
posted by Kitteh at 2:11 PM on January 15, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by Kitteh at 2:11 PM on January 15, 2013 [2 favorites]
"Don't pretend you know which Flash this is."
Brilliant.
posted by griphus at 2:12 PM on January 15, 2013 [9 favorites]
Brilliant.
posted by griphus at 2:12 PM on January 15, 2013 [9 favorites]
...and now I want Deadpool/Spiderman Breaking Bad fics. Damn you tumblr. Damn you to hell.
posted by The Whelk at 2:15 PM on January 15, 2013
posted by The Whelk at 2:15 PM on January 15, 2013
Also Stan Lee's twitter is exactly like this.
posted by griphus at 2:15 PM on January 15, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by griphus at 2:15 PM on January 15, 2013 [1 favorite]
"on this, your darkest of Fridays."
posted by Devils Rancher at 2:31 PM on January 15, 2013 [6 favorites]
posted by Devils Rancher at 2:31 PM on January 15, 2013 [6 favorites]
Thor likes Pringles? What is it with aliens and junk food?
posted by Iosephus at 2:34 PM on January 15, 2013
posted by Iosephus at 2:34 PM on January 15, 2013
See also: Texts from The Avengers. Features Texts From Last Night artfully matched with screencaps from the Marvel movie-verse.
posted by Snarl Furillo at 2:34 PM on January 15, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by Snarl Furillo at 2:34 PM on January 15, 2013 [1 favorite]
It annoyed me that Barry is "super dead" and yet that Green Lantern/Flash test references the gay Green Lantern, who appeared in the comics *after* Flash came back from the dead/Speed Force.
It just ruined my engagement with this website.
posted by Mezentian at 2:36 PM on January 15, 2013 [1 favorite]
It just ruined my engagement with this website.
posted by Mezentian at 2:36 PM on January 15, 2013 [1 favorite]
Yeah, these are great. I read "Don't pretend you know which Flash this is." three times and laughed every time and then again in this thread.
Superman (not) RSVPing for Thanksgiving also made me chuckle more than it should have. Might be because I'm not a big fan of the Last of His Kind trope. Might be because I like people telling Superman to shut up.
posted by MCMikeNamara at 2:36 PM on January 15, 2013 [1 favorite]
Superman (not) RSVPing for Thanksgiving also made me chuckle more than it should have. Might be because I'm not a big fan of the Last of His Kind trope. Might be because I like people telling Superman to shut up.
posted by MCMikeNamara at 2:36 PM on January 15, 2013 [1 favorite]
These are great, but the one with Storm and Wolverine*... those aren't puns.
* "Wolverine, the mouthwash that makes your breath smell like a feral dog!"
posted by JHarris at 2:37 PM on January 15, 2013
* "Wolverine, the mouthwash that makes your breath smell like a feral dog!"
posted by JHarris at 2:37 PM on January 15, 2013
Yeah, these are great. I read "Don't pretend you know which Flash this is." three times and laughed every time and then again in this thread.
I think the reason it is so funny is that it speaks to the human condition. Do any of us, really and truly, know which Flash this is?
posted by griphus at 2:44 PM on January 15, 2013
I think the reason it is so funny is that it speaks to the human condition. Do any of us, really and truly, know which Flash this is?
posted by griphus at 2:44 PM on January 15, 2013
Do any of us, really and truly, know which Flash this is?
Wally West.
Obviously.
posted by Mezentian at 2:47 PM on January 15, 2013 [2 favorites]
Wally West.
Obviously.
posted by Mezentian at 2:47 PM on January 15, 2013 [2 favorites]
Also: Superhero Facebook Status Updates
(NB: Some jokes require vague familiarity with storylines ca. 2009.)
posted by griphus at 2:47 PM on January 15, 2013 [1 favorite]
(NB: Some jokes require vague familiarity with storylines ca. 2009.)
posted by griphus at 2:47 PM on January 15, 2013 [1 favorite]
Also: Superman chats with Batman (that link goes directly to the mp3 from The Irrelevant Show; the show page is here).
posted by maudlin at 3:13 PM on January 15, 2013
posted by maudlin at 3:13 PM on January 15, 2013
See, that is clearly Scott Lang Ant-Man, who never beat his wife.
(And technically that was Yellow-Jacket I).
posted by Mezentian at 3:19 PM on January 15, 2013
(And technically that was Yellow-Jacket I).
posted by Mezentian at 3:19 PM on January 15, 2013
I think the reason it is so funny is that it speaks to the human condition. Do any of us, really and truly, know which Flash this is?
I don't read DC text message parodies.
posted by biffa at 3:21 PM on January 15, 2013 [3 favorites]
I don't read DC text message parodies.
posted by biffa at 3:21 PM on January 15, 2013 [3 favorites]
Also Texts from Xavier Academy, for those of you who prefer your embarrassingly drunk superheroes to be mutants.
posted by Coobeastie at 3:24 PM on January 15, 2013
posted by Coobeastie at 3:24 PM on January 15, 2013
The very first one all the way back at the beginning made me chuckle the most, but many were amusing.
posted by Joey Michaels at 4:02 PM on January 15, 2013
posted by Joey Michaels at 4:02 PM on January 15, 2013
The one about Loki waiting outside, tied up, while the Avengers eat some shawarma is pretty great.
These are consistently better than I'd expect. Thanks, MartinWisse.
posted by straight at 4:41 PM on January 15, 2013
These are consistently better than I'd expect. Thanks, MartinWisse.
posted by straight at 4:41 PM on January 15, 2013
The "Man out of Time" humor on the Cap ones are incredibly charming... as if your sweet old grampa who doesn't quite get the internets but tries really hard for your sake actually was a superhero to everyone and not just to you.
posted by Slap*Happy at 4:49 PM on January 15, 2013 [4 favorites]
posted by Slap*Happy at 4:49 PM on January 15, 2013 [4 favorites]
NOT ROBIN!
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 5:02 PM on January 15, 2013
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 5:02 PM on January 15, 2013
Any that aren't wearing pants. Or horribly dead. Or both.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 5:18 PM on January 15, 2013
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 5:18 PM on January 15, 2013
Love it. Some of them remind me of the Justice Friends.
posted by Countess Elena at 5:20 PM on January 15, 2013
posted by Countess Elena at 5:20 PM on January 15, 2013
Nice. I especially like the ones between Power Man and Iron Fist, because those actually seem like conversations they'd have. "Does the job pay? Then I'm the guy from Mortal
Kombat."
posted by happyroach at 6:41 PM on January 15, 2013 [1 favorite]
Kombat."
posted by happyroach at 6:41 PM on January 15, 2013 [1 favorite]
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