I don't remember the last time I went on an actual date
July 2, 2013 11:37 PM   Subscribe

They have Mom cut their hair. They enjoy commercials with talking babies. They are pro-Team Jacob. Sometimes they almost seem to understand the connection between their casual misogyny and their perennial datelessness. And they want you to make them a sandwich, bitch.

"While it may not be politically helpful, my goal is to immediately disarm a loaded phrase in a way that’s instantly digestible. Sometimes giving people like this a thoughtful response makes them look more important, blunt force humor can be very powerful."
posted by sunset in snow country (9 comments total)

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This will not end well...
posted by daq at 11:52 PM on July 2, 2013


Some of these juxtapositions are just incredible.
posted by One Second Before Awakening at 11:54 PM on July 2, 2013


"trust in the lord"
posted by vibratory manner of working at 11:55 PM on July 2, 2013


They get less funny and more… bleak the further back you go, but some of the more recent ones oh my god they are amazing

Who wants to rollerblade??
posted by wreckingball at 12:01 AM on July 3, 2013


Maybe I'm an old curmudgeon, but it seems like this is just giving attention to obnoxious teenagers and loudmouth manchildren who are best ignored.
posted by Old Man McKay at 12:03 AM on July 3, 2013 [3 favorites]


I'm an old curmudgeon, but it seems like this is just giving attention to obnoxious teenagers and loudmouth manchildren who are best ignored.
posted by cashman at 12:07 AM on July 3, 2013


I just don't know if there's an appropriate way to react to this. It's horrible, tragic, and mindboggling in ways that mean all I can do is gape and then avert my eyes as fast as I possibly can.

Mainly, though, I cannot imagine it being much fun being a mother to any one of these people.
posted by lesbiassparrow at 12:11 AM on July 3, 2013


This is mean-spirited and not all that funny.
posted by Joe in Australia at 12:14 AM on July 3, 2013 [3 favorites]


As a teenager I indulged in "comedy sexism", because I thought that was clever. I probably wouldn't have used this particular turn of phrase, but then I grew up before this became a thing, so who knows? I'm not certain shaming teenagers is a brilliant idea, even if they are awful. In particular, their twitter handles are all available in those posts.
posted by Cannon Fodder at 12:15 AM on July 3, 2013 [1 favorite]


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