Let's just get "I love lamp!" out of the way right here.
October 7, 2013 5:59 PM Subscribe
Elite Fixtures dot com wonders what popular films and comics would be like in a world where people truly appreciated the humble lamp.
There is not a single one of these movies I would not see, and I fucking hate Forrest Gump. But the lamp version? Yeah. That, I would see.
posted by Etrigan at 6:13 PM on October 7, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by Etrigan at 6:13 PM on October 7, 2013 [2 favorites]
Those comics ones are quite well done, but they failed to have the Lamp appearing in the upper left corner in the place of The Hulk and later the Thing.
posted by ursus_comiter at 6:15 PM on October 7, 2013
posted by ursus_comiter at 6:15 PM on October 7, 2013
No National Lamp Oon?
posted by moonmilk at 6:24 PM on October 7, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by moonmilk at 6:24 PM on October 7, 2013 [2 favorites]
Oh why didn't they change the Dirty Dancing slogan to "Have the time of your lamp"?
posted by bswinburn at 6:30 PM on October 7, 2013
posted by bswinburn at 6:30 PM on October 7, 2013
Does it have to be a lamp? I'd watch Saturday Light Fever. Or A Chandelier and a Gentleman.
posted by moonmilk at 6:39 PM on October 7, 2013 [3 favorites]
posted by moonmilk at 6:39 PM on October 7, 2013 [3 favorites]
Waitaminute... all this and no props for the greatest movie lamp of all time: A Christmas Story's Leg Lamp?
posted by oneswellfoop at 6:40 PM on October 7, 2013 [4 favorites]
posted by oneswellfoop at 6:40 PM on October 7, 2013 [4 favorites]
When you need a lamp that can deliver a subtle, but powerful performance, nothing beats this one.
posted by GameDesignerBen at 7:08 PM on October 7, 2013
posted by GameDesignerBen at 7:08 PM on October 7, 2013
Sorry, all these smell of the lamp to me.
posted by MartinWisse at 8:01 PM on October 7, 2013
posted by MartinWisse at 8:01 PM on October 7, 2013
Many of you feel bad for this lamp. That is because you crazy. And the new one is much better!
posted by blue_beetle at 8:25 PM on October 7, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by blue_beetle at 8:25 PM on October 7, 2013 [2 favorites]
I'd watch Mission Lampossible and The Lampire Strikes Back back to back
posted by perhapsolutely at 11:42 PM on October 7, 2013
posted by perhapsolutely at 11:42 PM on October 7, 2013
Screw that... All night Luxo Driver/The Glowfather marathon, baby! "Are you lightin up me? Are you LIGHTIN UP ME?"
posted by Samizdata at 12:04 AM on October 8, 2013
posted by Samizdata at 12:04 AM on October 8, 2013
Sconce Upon a Time in America
posted by Rhomboid at 4:05 AM on October 8, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by Rhomboid at 4:05 AM on October 8, 2013 [1 favorite]
I for one support president lamp.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 6:28 AM on October 8, 2013
posted by Potomac Avenue at 6:28 AM on October 8, 2013
Yeah yeah we all know you're a shill for Big Lightbulb.
posted by griphus at 10:19 AM on October 8, 2013
posted by griphus at 10:19 AM on October 8, 2013
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posted by Iridic at 6:12 PM on October 7, 2013 [3 favorites]