January 30, 2002
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I need a better quote than these. I'm looking for a quote to introduce a non-traditional (wacky/strange/humorous) wedding ceremony. So far I have "If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing badly." - GK Chesterton. But the word "badly" is too negative. The quote need not specifically mention marriage. Can MeFiers come to my rescue?
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There comes a time, when two people are dating, that they realize that their toothbrushes are just too far apart.
-dwiv
posted by dwivian at 10:39 AM on January 30, 2002
-dwiv
posted by dwivian at 10:39 AM on January 30, 2002
The only normal people are those you don't know very well - Oscar Wilde.
posted by djfiander at 10:39 AM on January 30, 2002
posted by djfiander at 10:39 AM on January 30, 2002
The world is full of double beds
And most delightful Maidenheads
That being so there's no excuse
For Sodomy or Self-Abuse
posted by nagchampa at 10:42 AM on January 30, 2002
And most delightful Maidenheads
That being so there's no excuse
For Sodomy or Self-Abuse
I don't remember who wrote it tho.
posted by nagchampa at 10:42 AM on January 30, 2002
"This is the strangest funeral I've ever been to."
posted by mattpfeff at 10:43 AM on January 30, 2002
posted by mattpfeff at 10:43 AM on January 30, 2002
Celia, Celia
When I am sad and weary
When I think all hope has gone
When I walk along High Holborn
I think of you with nothing on.
Adrian Mitchell
posted by starvingartist at 10:45 AM on January 30, 2002
When I am sad and weary
When I think all hope has gone
When I walk along High Holborn
I think of you with nothing on.
Adrian Mitchell
posted by starvingartist at 10:45 AM on January 30, 2002
When in doubt, consult the Devil's Dictionary:
MARRIAGE, n.
The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.
posted by Skot at 10:46 AM on January 30, 2002
MARRIAGE, n.
The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.
posted by Skot at 10:46 AM on January 30, 2002
When in doubt, consult the Devil's Dictionary:
MARRIAGE, n.
The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.
posted by Skot at 10:49 AM on January 30, 2002
MARRIAGE, n.
The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.
posted by Skot at 10:49 AM on January 30, 2002
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