February 5, 2002

7:18 AM

Please, please let this be the final post of the thread. Yuck.
posted by davebush (35 comments total)

...or maybe the first post of a new thread!
posted by corpse at 7:20 AM on February 5, 2002

Um....forgive me. I screwed this post up. Meant to comment on the little old virginity story. Carry on.
posted by davebush at 7:22 AM on February 5, 2002

How very mysterious of you.
posted by MidasMulligan at 7:22 AM on February 5, 2002

This thread is more pleasant than that one, anyway.
posted by transient at 7:23 AM on February 5, 2002

Good morning Matt, hope you have a nice day. (after deleting this thread)
posted by joemaller at 7:24 AM on February 5, 2002

you know what this thread could use, is a little ol'

BRIDE OF TUBCAT

posted by sawks at 7:25 AM on February 5, 2002

Omigawd. Is that for real ?
posted by Mondo at 7:26 AM on February 5, 2002

aw, that's so sad! kitties aren't supposed to look like that!
posted by centrs at 7:27 AM on February 5, 2002

it's a furry bowling ball.
LETS GO BOWLING
posted by chrisroberts at 7:29 AM on February 5, 2002

That little old virginity story.
posted by MiguelCardoso at 7:30 AM on February 5, 2002

That's the coolest cat I've ever seen.

How's that woman feeling right now?
posted by jamesstegall at 7:31 AM on February 5, 2002

she'd make a good pillow...
posted by jojo at 7:32 AM on February 5, 2002

administrator, hope me!
posted by machaus at 7:33 AM on February 5, 2002

Bad link, Miguel
posted by matteo at 7:34 AM on February 5, 2002

it's a furry bowling ball bag.
posted by y2karl at 7:37 AM on February 5, 2002

Did someone say furry?
posted by Karl at 7:51 AM on February 5, 2002

Inside there's a skinny cat trying to get out.

Unless it's already digested...

I'm really sorry.
posted by Bearman at 7:52 AM on February 5, 2002

Sawks, I think you know just fine that this isn't what I meant when I asked for a picture of your girlfriend holding her big spread out pussy.
posted by dong_resin at 7:58 AM on February 5, 2002

classic!
posted by shoepal at 8:04 AM on February 5, 2002

My brother had a cat easily more obese than that. I weighed over way 40 lbs, had terrible health problems and a serious case of the ass -- get near it and you could count on getting bitten (fortunately, the varmint had been declawed as a kitten, or you'd need transfusions). I think kidney failure finally claimed him at about eight years of age.
posted by alumshubby at 8:10 AM on February 5, 2002

No, dammit, the cat weighed...oh, you know what I mean.
posted by alumshubby at 8:11 AM on February 5, 2002

how did this happen?

yes, i mean this thread...
posted by goneill at 8:21 AM on February 5, 2002

Pure serendipity, that's how. Emphasis on the "-dipity."
posted by UncleFes at 8:44 AM on February 5, 2002

Looks like there's several skinny cats trying in there trying to get out.
posted by DyRE at 8:45 AM on February 5, 2002

and a serious case of the ass

i need to try this one out at work:
'sorry can't come in today. i have an appointment with my doctor to get my serious case of the ass looked at.'
posted by chrisroberts at 8:48 AM on February 5, 2002

I have a picture of that cat with a pancake on its head.
posted by Outlawyr at 8:49 AM on February 5, 2002

It's only a matter of time before Jerry Springer airlifts that little guy out of the den in a special tear-filled two-part episode.
posted by Kafkaesque at 8:50 AM on February 5, 2002

with richard simmons as a guest no doubt
posted by chrisroberts at 8:51 AM on February 5, 2002

Just think, chrisroberts. Twist of fate, Barbara Walters needing SOMEONE to interview, and you could be the subject of an intimate and touching portrait with a TRUE HERO.

BW: "So tell me, chrisroberts. How long have you had the, uh, the case of ass?"

CR: [tear leaking down cheek] "For about three years no, Barbara."

BW: "That must have been very difficult for you."

CR: "Yeah, but I get out of work a lot. Too bad my girlfriend left me. Boy could she make pancakes. Shame that cortex has jack shit at this point, but, hey, Matt's gonna nuke this thing anyway, so, hell, all your base are belong to us, Barbara. And you can quote me on that."

BW: "You are one of the Most Fascinating People I've Met All Year. So if you could be a tree, what kind of--"

[Insert holocaustal end of world. G'night everybody!]
posted by cortex at 8:56 AM on February 5, 2002

davebush's post gone wrong (poor guy)
fat cat saves the day
nadia brings in haiku
posted by nprigoda at 8:56 AM on February 5, 2002

no haiku I know
administrator, hope thread!
has bad case of ass
posted by whatnotever at 9:05 AM on February 5, 2002

posted by mlang at 9:05 AM on February 5, 2002

um, that was actually the very rare 7-5-7 haiku
ahem...
posted by nprigoda at 9:13 AM on February 5, 2002

and a serious case of the ass

you should take two asspirin for that
posted by billder at 9:18 AM on February 5, 2002

This has been very pleasant. We should do this again sometime.
posted by Samsonov14 at 9:38 AM on February 5, 2002