Spin barefoot, using a treadle, in public, while wearing earbuds.
February 4, 2015 11:22 PM   Subscribe

How to be a hipster. I don't even know what a hipster is. But, as with any subject with such a nebulous and sandcastle-stable definition, at least I know it when I see it.

There is apparently a hipster handbook, crack research into the hipsterest neighborhoods and hipster standing waves, not to mention of course Hipster Hitler, just to pre-Godwin the thread.

While googling for a wee bit more content, I found the same pics from the main link in a BuzzFeed article, each and every one attributed to Reddit. I have no idea who deserves credit for them, but I do know the page linked above looks better than the BuzzFeed page. So there's that.
posted by MoTLD (9 comments total)

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We had MeTas about this before it was cool.
posted by gingerest at 11:34 PM on February 4, 2015 [1 favorite]


no
posted by naju at 11:46 PM on February 4, 2015 [2 favorites]


Gingerest, I love royal "we".

"And we still get 2 back from 100, dear."
Dude, nice find. More like it. There you go. Etc. et al.

-vnvkle
posted by clavdivs at 11:59 PM on February 4, 2015 [1 favorite]


I thought was part of the skit. The hipster Adolfo is a bit gauche but the first link is a hoot.
posted by clavdivs at 12:12 AM on February 5, 2015


We used to call these people "pricks" in my day.
posted by Paul Slade at 12:12 AM on February 5, 2015


Hey, now. I'd do the barefoot spinning thing if I owned a BMW.
posted by MoTLD at 12:17 AM on February 5, 2015


Obligatory link to Rise of the Idiots, ten years on. It now looks like a documentary, and Vice magazine is part of the Murdoch mainstream.
posted by colie at 12:20 AM on February 5, 2015


Holy jebud that was a Master lock.
Ain't easy to ah open without a key.

Pre cool.
See, I love photographs. Other people's. The dork who loved your aunts slide show, ate the fucking cookie and got the snow shoveling and lawn mowing contract. The remembrance of riches go by.
So pre cool
Says to me? I'm the character Henry walking into the store, it's hot. I see a cork gun and holster set ' pretty cool' look up and 'pre cool'

That's why Henry does not blink and goes on with his day.
posted by clavdivs at 12:26 AM on February 5, 2015


Hipster Flowchart. Reminds me of hipster discussions on Metafilter.
posted by Justinian at 12:26 AM on February 5, 2015 [3 favorites]


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