March 22, 2002

7:00 AM

Why kill for the meat when you can grow it! Scientists have successfully grown fish meat chunks in a laboratory as a viable protein source during long space flights. Soon we could all be eating fresh meat without killing fish, cows, pigs or sheep!
posted by Lanternjmk (21 comments total)

I've been salivating over the thought of lab-grown fish since yesterday!
posted by MrMoonPie at 7:11 AM on March 22, 2002

This same story made me ill a few days ago.
posted by ColdChef at 7:13 AM on March 22, 2002

Jinx!
posted by ColdChef at 7:14 AM on March 22, 2002

I wish for spurting blood. Please provide.

(imagine gothy font)
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 7:35 AM on March 22, 2002

Yay, Animal 57.
posted by darukaru at 7:41 AM on March 22, 2002

Why search for previous posts when you can just post them again!

*sorry. i have been guilty of it myself*
posted by adampsyche at 7:45 AM on March 22, 2002

Can we grow the meat and then kill it?
*%&&^*)
I'm sorry, I got up to send a fax and Ted Nugent slipped in and took control of my workstation.
posted by luser at 7:49 AM on March 22, 2002

And on the eighth day, he created meat. And on the ninth day, he created meat.
posted by rocketman at 7:52 AM on March 22, 2002

sick smell, stomach cramps
the burps rise up in my throat
I'm spewing fish chunks
posted by ColdChef at 8:01 AM on March 22, 2002

Fish cakes
Fish cakes
Lemon flavored fish cakes
Fish cakes
Fish cakes
Delete them up, yum
posted by dhartung at 8:06 AM on March 22, 2002

floating hunks of meat
calf serum is nourishing
science marches on
posted by starvingartist at 8:08 AM on March 22, 2002

coldchef that is technicolor haiku.
posted by luser at 8:22 AM on March 22, 2002

Yum. Calf-fetus soup.
Doctors play Betty Crocker
More Soylent Green, Mom!
posted by ColdChef at 8:24 AM on March 22, 2002

here they come!
*whistles "The March of the ColdChef Haikus"*
posted by Dean King at 8:27 AM on March 22, 2002

Pregnant cows relax
"Thank gods we'll not be slaughtered.
...Hey, what's with the tube?..."
posted by ColdChef at 8:31 AM on March 22, 2002

Floating out in space
"Smells good, Bob. What's for dinner?"
You don't want to know
posted by ColdChef at 8:33 AM on March 22, 2002

Mrs. Paul's secret
Why so glum? Don't like the chum?
Much worse than fishsticks
posted by ColdChef at 8:37 AM on March 22, 2002

I don't like haiku
It promises more than it
ever delivers
posted by Outlawyr at 8:39 AM on March 22, 2002

putrid semi meat
what is this? a science lab?
nope, it's McDonald's.
posted by ColdChef at 8:46 AM on March 22, 2002

space food is torture
that's all we ate at Space Camp™
yes, I am a dork
posted by ColdChef at 8:51 AM on March 22, 2002

manufactured foods
i'm close to going vegan
want some fries with that?
posted by ColdChef at 8:56 AM on March 22, 2002