US energy department rebrands fossil fuels as 'molecules of freedom'
May 29, 2019 8:50 PM   Subscribe

Press release from department said increasing export capacity is ‘critical to spreading freedom gas throughout the world’
posted by hugbucket (3 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: That's definitely dumb as hell but also probably not really something we need a whole post just to talk about it being dumb as hell. -- cortex



 
'My gas just wants to be free' parody song in 3...2...1...
posted by BrotherCaine at 8:51 PM on May 29, 2019


Jebus Fucking Crackers, we are living in a sit-com.
posted by darkstar at 8:57 PM on May 29, 2019 [1 favorite]


I got your freedom gas right here!
*leans sideways in chair*
posted by hydrophonic at 9:01 PM on May 29, 2019 [2 favorites]


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