Why should I smile while they toss me around?

October 24, 2021 1:17 PM

Finally, a questionable sixteen-year journey comes to an end: the finale of Charlie the Unicorn, in which they finally explain what the hell is up with those two other obnoxious unicorns. Previously and again. Here are the previous parts, in one video.
posted by JHarris (15 comments total)

CHAARRRLLIEEEEEEEE
posted by loquacious at 3:18 PM on October 24, 2021 [6 favorites]

That feels weirdly bittersweet.

An ending to something I didn't realize was such a marker for a certain kind of very online early 2000s childhood.

I'm happy they made it, and I feel kind of old.
posted by jellywerker at 3:23 PM on October 24, 2021 [7 favorites]

I'm so inexplicably fond of those terrible, terrible pink and blue unicorns. They're the worst, but those weirdos have also made me shed literal tears of laughter. Somehow the reveal that they were demons all along only made me fonder of them.
posted by yasaman at 3:37 PM on October 24, 2021 [4 favorites]

Had I not clicked on to this I should never have read

My opinion is that this is not the best of the web, but the momentarily trendy hipster bullshittiest of the web.

Truly a sentence for the ages. Or next fifteen minutes at least.
posted by y2karl at 4:48 PM on October 24, 2021 [2 favorites]

Now bring back Detective Mittens and his gooey, sticky evidence.
posted by delfin at 5:23 PM on October 24, 2021 [1 favorite]

I'm struck by how much Charlie's experience is exactly the kind of victim blaming spiritual bypass in the neighboring FPP.

There was something resonating about this even back then and this was it: being blamed for asking reasonable questions, having doubts, not giving in to whimsy because it always has costs and then suffering those costs again and again in a surreal nightmare.

Reminiscent of this even earlier surreal theft of agency.
posted by abulafa at 7:21 PM on October 24, 2021 [4 favorites]

And I wasn't going to get high this evening...
posted by bendy at 9:42 PM on October 24, 2021 [1 favorite]

Thank you for this. I didn't know there was more to Charlie the unicorn than the original Candy Mountain video, so it's been a fun evening getting caught up!
posted by JDHarper at 11:46 PM on October 24, 2021 [3 favorites]

Every now and then, I still occasionally say, "Shun the unbeliever! Ssssssssshunnnn."
posted by kyrademon at 5:12 AM on October 25, 2021 [7 favorites]

“Chaaaaaaaaar”
posted by sara is disenchanted at 5:22 AM on October 25, 2021 [1 favorite]

I come back to metafilter after something like 10 years, and am greeted by this, the best thing that I have ever seen. There are no thanks deep enough.
posted by chrid at 9:33 AM on October 25, 2021 [4 favorites]

I'm happy to present something that you enjoyed upon your return, chrid! Here's hoping you'll stick around for a while longer.
posted by JHarris at 6:16 PM on October 25, 2021

Shhhhhhhuuunnnnnnnnnnn.
posted by loquacious at 8:50 PM on October 25, 2021 [4 favorites]

There is a dog at work named Charlie and you best believe I do the voice when repeatedly yelling his name to get him to stop doing whatever it is
posted by The otter lady at 5:26 PM on October 26, 2021 [2 favorites]

Y'know, the same thing happened to my cousin.
posted by aubilenon at 11:07 PM on October 28, 2021