Critically endangered Humans bred in captivity

October 24, 2023 7:42 PM

The homo sapien (human) is critically endangered with just 150 humans left in the wild. After years of research, neural sentient focused on biology have released the first captive-bred humans. The homo sapien is largely diurnal and difficult to breed because it is secretive and can be enticed to breed through a complex mating ritual that involves opening a glass bottle in a complex social space referred to as a "bar." QPWS has also deployed bio-acoustic recorders through most of the homo sapiens's range to monitor populations of the species. Chat GPT8 said the humans' survival in the wild was being measured by the number of bottles opened.
posted by metametamind (1 comment total)

I don't think that link goes where you intended it to go.
posted by ChurchHatesTucker at 7:52 PM on October 24, 2023 [1 favorite]