Porn Star Action Figures

December 16, 2002 11:00 PM

Porn Star Action Figures (not very safe for work) "Adult Superstars are approximately 7.5" tall and bear an amazing likeness to the adult celebrities they represent, thanks to the the sophisticated laser-scanning technique used to create each girl's face and body. All Adult Superstars are packaged fully clothed, but the clothing is removable. Tattoos and piercings are also included as well as accessories and a display base for each figure." Clothes-disappearing action included, but no kung-fu grip.
posted by owillis (12 comments total)

I knew Whitney Houston had been having problems, but this seems really a step backwards in her career.
posted by LeLiLo at 11:20 PM on December 16, 2002

this seems really a step backwards in her career

Have you seen her act?
posted by krisjohn at 11:50 PM on December 16, 2002

Is that Nikita Denise going to war for Libya?
posted by shoos at 12:07 AM on December 17, 2002

I found the behind the scences photos an absolutely fascinating example of how the dolls are made. MMMM, Boooobies.... (totally NSFW)
posted by CoolHandPuke at 6:00 AM on December 17, 2002

awesome, i'm so glad my family raised the secret santa spending limit from $15 to $20 this year. i mighta missed out.
posted by danOstuporStar at 6:32 AM on December 17, 2002

On a related note, I got one of these for my Mom. hmmmmm.....
posted by MrMoonPie at 6:46 AM on December 17, 2002

Awwww, how cute, they're like teeny-tiny Real Dolls.

*shudder*

What's the point? You can't have sex with it, can't carpool with it, and I can't see this being a stocking stuffer for the kids (yeah yeah, I said "stuffer").

The only cool aspect of this entire thing to me would've been the original pitch. Lasers and Porn Stars, oh baby the comedy gold that would have been.
posted by dotComrade at 7:23 AM on December 17, 2002

Double post. I don't know whether to be shocked that no other guy remembered this one, or sad that I did.
posted by starvingartist at 7:40 AM on December 17, 2002

if they're making the dolls, why aren't they doing a side line in Sims/UT/Quake/whatever skins?
posted by twine42 at 7:45 AM on December 17, 2002

Plastic sculpts of larger sized living plastic dolls. Our alien "observers" must be baffled.
posted by sharksandwich at 7:50 AM on December 17, 2002

Still no Danni Ashe doll. This is an injustice.

*sniff*
posted by jonmc at 8:08 AM on December 17, 2002

I don't know how much action these figures can have without any boy dolls. I mean, there's only so much Porn Star Lesbian Lovin' that can go on. Where's the John Holmes doll? The Ron Jeremy doll?

On second thoughts, scratch that.
posted by witchstone at 8:52 AM on December 17, 2002