Penis

April 23, 2003 2:23 PM

Penis enlargement surgery Could a few thousand bucks and a few minutes under the knife really buy me the penis size that makes women pass out ??? and a story of a guy in his 20s whose innocent effort to increase his swing went horribly, horribly wrong...
posted by bureaustyle (13 comments total)

Ouch.
posted by Argyle at 2:26 PM on April 23, 2003

Any man who would think this necessary has a shocking lack of knowledge of female plumbing.

But I guess boys like to compete.
posted by konolia at 2:32 PM on April 23, 2003

Try explaining this one to a potential partner:

"There’s a price to be paid," says New Jersey urologist Malcolm Schwartz of the process. "The lengthened penis, when erect, is likely to point straight downward, aiming at the feet."
posted by psmealey at 2:34 PM on April 23, 2003

I would never treat Mr. Happy with such disrespect. That article made me cringe.
posted by RylandDotNet at 2:45 PM on April 23, 2003

they signed release forms and actually paid other men to take a knife to their steely man-roots

Dipshits.
posted by Cyrano at 2:47 PM on April 23, 2003

hey konolia your point is well taken but I am pretty sure penis enlargement surgeries are shadowed by woman's breast enlargements and vaginal lip reduction. Which are mainly done for cosmetic reasons.

But I guess girls like to compete.
posted by lsd4all at 2:52 PM on April 23, 2003

Boys, if you want a larger penis, just go gay. Seriously, didn't you read this thread? Use the, heh, tools available to you for safe and healthy enlargement ideas, guaranteed!

Offer not valid in Tennessee
posted by WolfDaddy at 2:52 PM on April 23, 2003

I think that might be the scariest thing I've ever read. I'm guessing there's a reason that "30 to 50 percent is inside the pelvis" and I intend to leave it there. I'm still cringing

Cyrano: Amen to that
posted by srw12 at 2:53 PM on April 23, 2003

This is nothing compared to the poor guy who wished for a twelve-inch penis but didn't enunciated well enough.
posted by Hildago at 3:17 PM on April 23, 2003

I’ve always felt that if I truly loved a man, the size of his penis would be no big deal. That is, until I met Dick (no kidding), who had the most minuscule one I’d ever seen. At first I told Dick it didn’t matter, but eventually it became a bone of contention between us.

A bone. *Snicker*
posted by squealy at 3:29 PM on April 23, 2003

Um, yeah, so did anyone else notice that this whole site is a scam to sell "natural penis enlargement" and other dubious mens products. Cute story and all, but there's no way it's real. Not that the complication aren't, this is just a fictionalized check list of them.

Anyhow, I learned a lot more about this at this great site, and it's run by a doctor!
posted by betaray at 4:11 PM on April 23, 2003

MeTa...
posted by bshort at 4:26 PM on April 23, 2003

lsd4all - female cosmetic procedures are just as sad and lame.

And penis enlargement surgery ISN'T for cosmetic reasons?
posted by agregoli at 5:36 PM on April 23, 2003