George & Laura on September 11th: a barrel of fucking laughs
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Interview by Peggy Noonan.
posted by johnnydark at 2:22 PM on September 16, 2003
posted by johnnydark at 2:22 PM on September 16, 2003
I was a volunteer firefighter for years. That involved a lot of very unpleasant situations, the worst of which was pulling a 17 year old boy out of his pickup truck. He was hit head-on at about 70mph by a drunk driver. The force of the impact didn't quite kill him, but the resulting fire certainly did.
There were many, many inappropriate things said while extricating his body. Sometimes humor keeps you "on the job" when you want to break down and cry. I don't begrudge anyone that.
posted by revbrian at 2:24 PM on September 16, 2003
There were many, many inappropriate things said while extricating his body. Sometimes humor keeps you "on the job" when you want to break down and cry. I don't begrudge anyone that.
posted by revbrian at 2:24 PM on September 16, 2003
Self link.
And the bottom line of course, as always, is that discussion of politics on MetaFilter blows goats and I would sooner ban it entirely than stomach another Bush baaaaad! thread.posted by timeistight at 2:24 PM on September 16, 2003
posted by mathowie at 4:43 PM PST on September 6
While I like beating up on Bush as much as or more than the next guy, I'm not a big fan of the idea that we all had to be weeping balls of train wreckage every minute of September 11th. I know my first thought on hearing about the attack was something to the effect of, "Wow, somebody threw a grade-A monkey wrench!" I still had all of the usual nightmares in the days that followed, but uniform hysterical grief is, I think, pretty close to insanity. I'm pretty sure I'm not a horrible person for having one ultra-cynical thought. And while I think Bush is a horrible person, this isn't a very good proof.
posted by kaibutsu at 2:25 PM on September 16, 2003
posted by kaibutsu at 2:25 PM on September 16, 2003
funny, michael moore sent me the same exact text this morning...
posted by armacy at 2:25 PM on September 16, 2003
posted by armacy at 2:25 PM on September 16, 2003
This post just keeps looking worse and worse. So far we've got self-link, Bush baaaad, and plagarism. Great job, johnnydark!
posted by pardonyou? at 2:29 PM on September 16, 2003
posted by pardonyou? at 2:29 PM on September 16, 2003
w.p.e.
posted by cell divide at 2:32 PM on September 16, 2003
posted by cell divide at 2:32 PM on September 16, 2003
Interview by Peggy Noonan.
the interview jumped the shark right there.
posted by donkeyschlong at 2:37 PM on September 16, 2003
the interview jumped the shark right there.
posted by donkeyschlong at 2:37 PM on September 16, 2003
For no apparent reason, I'm participating even though this thread is slated for imminent death.
But, dude, seriously. I said things a lot blacker than that on September 11th. Of course, I was there, unlike Bush. And Michael Moore's so wrong to lead with that when he has two perfectly good complaints about Bush. Sure Bush comes off as a dolt, but still, no one should be forced to give up their right to laugh in the face of horrible events.
posted by RJ Reynolds at 2:37 PM on September 16, 2003
But, dude, seriously. I said things a lot blacker than that on September 11th. Of course, I was there, unlike Bush. And Michael Moore's so wrong to lead with that when he has two perfectly good complaints about Bush. Sure Bush comes off as a dolt, but still, no one should be forced to give up their right to laugh in the face of horrible events.
posted by RJ Reynolds at 2:37 PM on September 16, 2003
they'll just say Noonan's a liberal. like, she was a liberal mole in the Reagan/Bush I White House
damn liberal media
ps timeistight, if Matt doesn't like the thread, he'll kill it. otherwise, you'll have to endure the presence of Bush posts on the front page, just ignore them if you don't like them. also, your ipse dixit thing is a little tired by now
posted by matteo at 2:44 PM on September 16, 2003
damn liberal media
ps timeistight, if Matt doesn't like the thread, he'll kill it. otherwise, you'll have to endure the presence of Bush posts on the front page, just ignore them if you don't like them. also, your ipse dixit thing is a little tired by now
posted by matteo at 2:44 PM on September 16, 2003
Err... so what? He relayed an amusing anecdote which was at least somewhat amusing. It wasn't even gallows humour. I despise Bush's politics but I don't see why people drudge up the most lame complaints about him.
posted by substrate at 2:50 PM on September 16, 2003
posted by substrate at 2:50 PM on September 16, 2003
Friends, this is so low on the list of reasons not to like Mr. Bush it doesn't even bear mentioning.
And self links are mostly evil.
posted by Outlawyr at 2:50 PM on September 16, 2003
And self links are mostly evil.
posted by Outlawyr at 2:50 PM on September 16, 2003
SMOCK SMOCK SMOCK SMOCK SMOCK!
erudite rebuttal erudite rebuttal erudite rebuttal.
posted by quonsar at 2:53 PM on September 16, 2003
erudite rebuttal erudite rebuttal erudite rebuttal.
posted by quonsar at 2:53 PM on September 16, 2003
Actually, if that happened, it happened; funny things happen in times of stress, too. What is telling, however, is that Bush chose to relate the story that way, evidently not realizing how it would sound to some, or that his happy little anecdote about "What I Did on September 11, 2001" might not be the most tactful, given what so many other people were going through that night.
posted by mattpfeff at 2:57 PM on September 16, 2003
posted by mattpfeff at 2:57 PM on September 16, 2003
$87 BILLION could buy me a lot of goddamn alcohol.
posted by majcher at 3:00 PM on September 16, 2003
posted by majcher at 3:00 PM on September 16, 2003
I said things a lot blacker than that on September 11th. Of course, I was there, unlike Bush.
Bush has a time machine? Cool.
Why is this thread still alive?
posted by i_cola at 3:03 PM on September 16, 2003
Bush has a time machine? Cool.
Why is this thread still alive?
posted by i_cola at 3:03 PM on September 16, 2003
...its a good thing the day ended on a happy note!
posted by Tryptophan-5ht at 3:06 PM on September 16, 2003
posted by Tryptophan-5ht at 3:06 PM on September 16, 2003
buy me a lot of goddamn alcohol^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hguinness
how come I don't get a time machine?!
posted by dorian at 3:07 PM on September 16, 2003
how come I don't get a time machine?!
posted by dorian at 3:07 PM on September 16, 2003
If it's any help, johnnydark's user page relates a charming story of drunkenness, gang rape and bloody retribution.
posted by cortex at 3:17 PM on September 16, 2003
posted by cortex at 3:17 PM on September 16, 2003
I knew I had to get even with these fuckers, but I didn't know what to do. I decided I would go to one of their party's and vandalize their house. Hopefully they wouldn't remember me and I could get away with straight fucking their shit up. I knocked on the door to the frat house. The guy who opened the door was one of the guys who raped my girlfriend. He recognized me immediately. Before any of us could say anything, I pulled out a pen and stabbed him four times in the neck. I was in shock. I had never seen so much blood in my life. He just kinda grabbed his neck and fell to the floor. He just looked up at me, rolled his eyes back and died. He just laid there. No one did a fucking thing. I closed the door and ran. I had my car there but I just kept running. Once again I made the two mile trek, this time the blood on my hands wasn't mine. Fuck frat boys.
johnnydark: a barrel of fucking laughs
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 3:24 PM on September 16, 2003
johnnydark: a barrel of fucking laughs
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 3:24 PM on September 16, 2003
johnnydark: a barrel of fucking laughs
well, at least he's not the President
and you have to admit that frat boys are kinda annoying
posted by matteo at 3:32 PM on September 16, 2003
well, at least he's not the President
and you have to admit that frat boys are kinda annoying
posted by matteo at 3:32 PM on September 16, 2003
ps matteo, if the American people doesn't like the president, they vote for someone different. otherwise, you'll have to endure the presence of Bush in the white house, just ignore him if you don't like him. also, your constant bitching/whining thing is a little tired by now
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 3:35 PM on September 16, 2003
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 3:35 PM on September 16, 2003
My name as you know it is Gabriel. I do the Lord's work. Occasionally the work has its rewards -- and Mary was one such...
...
She was young, no more than 16, and she knew me for who I was the instant my feet touched down on base earth and I permitted myself to be seen...
...
"You know the service required of you, Mary."
...
The impulse could no longer be put off. I held myself tightly against her and came, spilling the God-seed into her, feeling her muscles tense against me as it found what it needed deep within her.
...
I left her, crying and shaking and clutching for something to cover her, as my wings beat back the daylight, the smoke dissipated, and I took flight.
posted by quonsar at 3:37 PM on September 16, 2003
...
She was young, no more than 16, and she knew me for who I was the instant my feet touched down on base earth and I permitted myself to be seen...
...
"You know the service required of you, Mary."
...
The impulse could no longer be put off. I held myself tightly against her and came, spilling the God-seed into her, feeling her muscles tense against me as it found what it needed deep within her.
...
I left her, crying and shaking and clutching for something to cover her, as my wings beat back the daylight, the smoke dissipated, and I took flight.
posted by quonsar at 3:37 PM on September 16, 2003
If you scroll down a bit more, you'll find:
Her hair twisted against the mattress as she tossed her head, still struggling, still acting as though she were unwilling despite having made her choice. I counterpointed every note of struggle with a drumbeat of hips against thighs; every whimper and protest was met with a fierce lash of flesh against flesh. I made it last longer than I had to, because I could. I took more from her than I needed, because I wanted to. I fucked her for pleasure because I am the Power of the Lord God and I have earned my few rewards.
Johnny, you ok man?
(on preview, what quansor said)
posted by Espoo2 at 3:38 PM on September 16, 2003
Her hair twisted against the mattress as she tossed her head, still struggling, still acting as though she were unwilling despite having made her choice. I counterpointed every note of struggle with a drumbeat of hips against thighs; every whimper and protest was met with a fierce lash of flesh against flesh. I made it last longer than I had to, because I could. I took more from her than I needed, because I wanted to. I fucked her for pleasure because I am the Power of the Lord God and I have earned my few rewards.
Johnny, you ok man?
(on preview, what quansor said)
posted by Espoo2 at 3:38 PM on September 16, 2003
Hmmm.
Why is the same morbid story from JohnnyDark's userpage reprinted here by jcterminal??
posted by dhoyt at 3:38 PM on September 16, 2003
Why is the same morbid story from JohnnyDark's userpage reprinted here by jcterminal??
posted by dhoyt at 3:38 PM on September 16, 2003
Deleting this post won't be enough. We need to delete the user. Then find his parents, delete him. Whatever god-awful state he hails from-- delete that too. Don't stop there. We need to delete MetaFilter, because it's posted here. Fuck's sake, we need to shut down the ISP that gives it a connection. We need to burn the phone lines, smash the hardware, and enact a curfew.
QUICK! MATTHOWIE!
posted by xmutex at 3:40 PM on September 16, 2003
QUICK! MATTHOWIE!
posted by xmutex at 3:40 PM on September 16, 2003
It's just an aside. Nothing to do with the real character of DubYa.
Should johnnydark want to mention what he's doing regarding dismantling the Patriot Act, his letters of disappointment in the Senate to his Senator, then I'd be interested.
The topic: apropos nothing, really.
posted by alicesshoe at 3:45 PM on September 16, 2003
Should johnnydark want to mention what he's doing regarding dismantling the Patriot Act, his letters of disappointment in the Senate to his Senator, then I'd be interested.
The topic: apropos nothing, really.
posted by alicesshoe at 3:45 PM on September 16, 2003
Well I hate Bush's politics. .I think he is fucking this country over in ways that Reagan and his people (although some of the same people are still around) did not think of. . .AND I concede his humanity and found nothing inappropriate about anything that was related.
And the thought of Laura rubbing those fuzzy slippers up my naked flanks. . .. . .naw. . .won't go there. . .
posted by Danf at 4:15 PM on September 16, 2003
And the thought of Laura rubbing those fuzzy slippers up my naked flanks. . .. . .naw. . .won't go there. . .
posted by Danf at 4:15 PM on September 16, 2003
encountering laura bush, fuzzy slippers and the word naked referenced in the same sentence is remarkably destabilizing.
*limps off sideways banging shovel against head.*
posted by quonsar at 4:20 PM on September 16, 2003
*limps off sideways banging shovel against head.*
posted by quonsar at 4:20 PM on September 16, 2003
Horrible in every conceivable sense whatsoever: timing, etiquette, content, everything.
posted by 111 at 4:29 PM on September 16, 2003
posted by 111 at 4:29 PM on September 16, 2003
How many Metafilter rules can one thread break? Let me count the ways....
This is so supremely disturbing in so many ways....Of course, a rape victim who COMES because she really wants it, in the end. Un-fricking-believable. When did they let you out of prison, johnnydark?
I agree, delete this thread, delete the user, delete the whole damn thing.
posted by aacheson at 4:29 PM on September 16, 2003
This is so supremely disturbing in so many ways....Of course, a rape victim who COMES because she really wants it, in the end. Un-fricking-believable. When did they let you out of prison, johnnydark?
I agree, delete this thread, delete the user, delete the whole damn thing.
posted by aacheson at 4:29 PM on September 16, 2003
Bush's position as my second favorite President continues. It's good to see the guy has a sense of humor and, in some ways, deals with the little details of life much like we all do.
Anyone who gets pissy over that interview (which I doubt is real) is as dumb as those people who claimed art/music/life/books would never be the same again after September 11th. Life marches on.
posted by wackybrit at 4:34 PM on September 16, 2003
Anyone who gets pissy over that interview (which I doubt is real) is as dumb as those people who claimed art/music/life/books would never be the same again after September 11th. Life marches on.
posted by wackybrit at 4:34 PM on September 16, 2003
It's just bad text pr0n, aacheson. If we speak no more of its existence, it floats away into the endless night.
posted by PrinceValium at 4:44 PM on September 16, 2003
posted by PrinceValium at 4:44 PM on September 16, 2003
Calling in the Daleks to exterminate! Exterminate!
posted by moonbird at 4:55 PM on September 16, 2003
posted by moonbird at 4:55 PM on September 16, 2003
Ireland reached into his pocket for some money and realized the big fucking monkey must've stolen his fucking wallet. "Shit!" he thought. Or maybe it was those little fucking monkeys. I shoulda bitch slapped each and every one of them. Ireland got angry. His unibrow rumbled on his forehead. He tore his shirt off in rage, and jumped up into a tree and started screaming. "Every fucking time I come to this fucking zoo, some fucking animal takes my fucking wallet, or fucking flings shit at me, or fucking laughs at my fucking unibrow, or fucking fucks right in fucking front of me.
posted by languagehat at 5:01 PM on September 16, 2003
posted by languagehat at 5:01 PM on September 16, 2003
Sorry, not seeing it as damning.
Now, if he was laughing diabolical when the planes hit tower 1, tower 2, the pentagon or plowed a field, then yes it would be damning.
Humor in the face of death is a coping mech.
posted by rough ashlar at 5:37 PM on September 16, 2003
Now, if he was laughing diabolical when the planes hit tower 1, tower 2, the pentagon or plowed a field, then yes it would be damning.
Humor in the face of death is a coping mech.
posted by rough ashlar at 5:37 PM on September 16, 2003
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