US election

October 21, 2004 12:16 PM

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posted by reklaw (39 comments total)

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posted by caddis at 12:18 PM on October 21, 2004

AWESOME.

metafilter has reached POLITICAL SUPERSATURATION.

thanks for crystallizing us reklaw.

everyone as you were.
posted by plexiwatt at 12:20 PM on October 21, 2004

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posted by devbrain at 12:21 PM on October 21, 2004

Pissing on the front page. If anything deserves a timeout...
posted by smackfu at 12:24 PM on October 21, 2004

It was going to be done. reklaw is just the one doing it.
posted by spacewrench at 12:24 PM on October 21, 2004

THIS JUST IN: reklaw discovers copy/paste feature, lowers discourse in effort to protest lowering of discourse. Film at 11.
posted by eustacescrubb at 12:24 PM on October 21, 2004

mushroom, mushroom.
posted by mrplab at 12:26 PM on October 21, 2004

boobs
posted by Pollomacho at 12:27 PM on October 21, 2004

badger, badger, badger.

Please delete this stupid FPP Matt.
Thank you.
Reklaw has been a bad boy.
posted by nofundy at 12:29 PM on October 21, 2004

Dude, it's 11 more days. Tough it out.
posted by agregoli at 12:30 PM on October 21, 2004

Frog March. Frog March. Frog March. Frog March. Frog March. Frog March. Frog March. Frog March. Frog March. Frog March. Frog March. Frog March. Frog March. Frog March. Frog March. Frog March. Frog March. Frog March. Frog March.
posted by limitedpie at 12:31 PM on October 21, 2004

NADER NADER NADER
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 12:31 PM on October 21, 2004

A Snake! Snake! Ohhhh, it's a snake!
posted by unreason at 12:32 PM on October 21, 2004

You are soooooo banned, Reklaw. Was it good for you?
posted by orange swan at 12:36 PM on October 21, 2004

The amazing thing is that reklaw didn't use cut and paste for that, but typed in the whole thing (including urls) manually. For that reason alone, this is a great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great post.
posted by MrMoonPie at 12:37 PM on October 21, 2004

NO YES NO YES NO YES...
posted by oaf at 12:38 PM on October 21, 2004

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posted by quonsar at 12:38 PM on October 21, 2004 [1 favorite]

Maybe it's a puzzle. Let's try to decipher!
posted by rocketman at 12:39 PM on October 21, 2004

NADER NADER NADER = BUSH BUSH BUSH
posted by caddis at 12:39 PM on October 21, 2004

He should've thrown some porn links in.
posted by smackfu at 12:42 PM on October 21, 2004

i like this post. it's just like
BLAAAARGRGFDFFTT! THIS ELECTION IS A PSYCHEDELIC MESS THAT NO ONE WINS!!!
posted by fuq at 12:43 PM on October 21, 2004

Neat!
posted by Otis at 12:44 PM on October 21, 2004

I found the 24th and 31st links particularly informative.
posted by gwint at 12:45 PM on October 21, 2004

BADNARIK BADNARIK BADNARIK
posted by woil at 12:45 PM on October 21, 2004

Most coherent political post EVAR.
posted by adampsyche at 12:46 PM on October 21, 2004

If you open all those links in new tabs in Firefox 0.91 and then try to exit the browser, you get a message that says, "Kerry beats Bush!".

How'd you discover that, reklaw?
posted by strangeleftydoublethink at 12:47 PM on October 21, 2004

reklaw for President.
posted by Kwantsar at 12:49 PM on October 21, 2004

It's a secret code. That or a puzzle.
posted by ginz at 12:50 PM on October 21, 2004

heh heh heh

It'll be sad to see this post go...
posted by dodgygeezer at 12:54 PM on October 21, 2004

Wow, #1 must be busy today, 22 now 23 comments on this infantile protest thread.

Nice work, reklaw. I hope we'll see you again when you're allowed back in.
posted by fenriq at 12:55 PM on October 21, 2004

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posted by mischief at 12:59 PM on October 21, 2004

posted by xmutex at 1:02 PM on October 21, 2004

9622 AHOY
posted by solistrato at 1:03 PM on October 21, 2004

reklaw, you asshat.

I clicked on all 96 links and they only went to two different sites.

Thanks for wasting my time.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 1:11 PM on October 21, 2004

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posted by bondcliff at 1:12 PM on October 21, 2004

You totally should have saved this until tomorrow!
posted by FreezBoy at 1:13 PM on October 21, 2004

reklaw blew it by not calling his own post out in MeTa. That would have been excellent commentary (or passable blog performance art).

Btw, nice Cheney, brownpau. Is that the new goatse?
posted by psmealey at 1:13 PM on October 21, 2004

I think reklaw got Kerryed away.
posted by DrJohnEvans at 1:18 PM on October 21, 2004

posted by LimePi at 1:20 PM on October 21, 2004