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December 3, 2004 12:34 PM   Subscribe

No Bids accepted from Girly Men! Is someone you know a fan of The Rock? Did that someone vote for Arnold? Would that someone enjoy a Hummer? Here's the perfect holiday gift for your favorite testosterone-worshipping cretin, available only on eBay.
posted by fandango_matt (13 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: meh, not so much about the wacky ebay listings.



 
Well now I know what my brother is getting for Christmas (that or a copy of the American Chopper PS/2 Game).
posted by drezdn at 12:36 PM on December 3, 2004


I can feel my penis shriveling up inside me already.
posted by fungible at 12:40 PM on December 3, 2004


i think i'll buy this for gore vidal.
posted by breakfast_yeti at 12:50 PM on December 3, 2004


Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's participation is limited to the New York, Los Angeles, and Miami areas.

Middle America is for girly men.
posted by liam at 12:54 PM on December 3, 2004


Charity auction- great cause but lousy Metafilter post. Sorry.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 12:54 PM on December 3, 2004 [1 favorite]


No biggie- I'm sure one of the millionaires on Metafilter is going to snap this thing up! (and if so, could he please e-mail me? I'm single and very cute!) More power to Arnold's All-Stars!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 12:58 PM on December 3, 2004 [1 favorite]


In general, eBay auctions, Onion posts, Craigslist listings, etc make for lousy posts. There's a lot of craaaaazy stuff out there.
posted by jonson at 1:03 PM on December 3, 2004


comes with bumper sticker: "Proud part of the 'Small Penis'-Based Society"
posted by mr.marx at 1:09 PM on December 3, 2004


meh.

ok.
posted by craven_morhead at 1:11 PM on December 3, 2004


"Lux?" What am I missing here? Is this just a link to a Hummer for sale on EBay?
posted by scarabic at 1:15 PM on December 3, 2004


precisely. it is the best hummer for sale on eBay of the web.
posted by quonsar at 1:18 PM on December 3, 2004


I'd like to buy Ed Bagely Junior's experimental vehicle (You know the one; the one that's powered by his own smug self-satisfaction?) and have it delivered by Alan Alda. Can anyone direct me to that auction?
posted by keswick at 1:18 PM on December 3, 2004


It'll have a plaque signed by Arnold and delivered to your door by The Rock. It is precisely the Best Hummer For Sale On eBay (which is a site on the web).

I take or leave FPPs - this one made you click, didn't it?
posted by linux at 1:50 PM on December 3, 2004


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