Hurry! Now's Your Chance

December 29, 2004 8:07 AM

Hurry! Now's Your Chance. To get your ass kicked... It's probably seven thugs in a van, but hey... if anyone is in NYC and has got the balls to do this, more power to you!
posted by Debaser626 (14 comments total)

NSFW
posted by puke & cry at 8:11 AM on December 29, 2004

This is the central problem with all porn: not that it's obscene or degrading to whomever, but that it fills our heads with the possibility that something like this could actually be true.
posted by jonmc at 8:12 AM on December 29, 2004

Great, thanks for that warning. No clue what this is about.
posted by tpl1212 at 8:12 AM on December 29, 2004

Pardon me if I'm stating the obvious, but it seems like if she really wanted some cock to suck she wouldn't need the internet to get it. Especially if she wants it now.
posted by baphomet at 8:13 AM on December 29, 2004

I am so totally sick of "420 friendly." Can you just say "I smoke pot"? Or "laws are so totally passe' and I don't care"?
posted by andreaazure at 8:14 AM on December 29, 2004

hrm... I really didn't think it was NSFW... but I guess I work in a lax place... my bad... Oh, and I assume that it's her ex-boyfriend posting this... just being facetious in the post description.
posted by Debaser626 at 8:18 AM on December 29, 2004

ummm, Debaser626 - can I ask what ever made you think some sex solicitation was a good metafiilter post?
posted by madamjujujive at 8:19 AM on December 29, 2004

somehow, somewhere somebody's getting a free ipod out of this, I bet.
posted by codger at 8:20 AM on December 29, 2004

Best of the web.
posted by trey at 8:21 AM on December 29, 2004

Not to be persnicketty about this...but there is nothing in the post, the url, or the post title to indicate that the link beneath involves cock-sucking and a photo of a topless, thong-clad woman.

But hey, best of the web.
posted by tpl1212 at 8:21 AM on December 29, 2004

um...what?
posted by OmieWise at 8:22 AM on December 29, 2004

ummm... madam... If I thought it was a serious sex solicitation, I wouldn't have posted it. This is so over the top, it has to be a disgruntled boyfriend/girlfriend/relative/friend/etc.
Seriously, you can't begin to believe this is for real... for your sake, I hope not
posted by Debaser626 at 8:24 AM on December 29, 2004

BEST POST EVAR!!!!!!!!1111
posted by rocket_skates at 8:24 AM on December 29, 2004

shit, accidentally included . should have read "why? just, why man?"
posted by rocket_skates at 8:27 AM on December 29, 2004