Give her the knuckler!

April 6, 2005 1:59 PM

Is Tim Wakefield the MILF Hunter?
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posted by Mayor Curley (59 comments total)

[this should be good]
posted by fixedgear at 2:02 PM on April 6, 2005

your retarded
posted by jonson at 2:02 PM on April 6, 2005

Inspired by an observation from yerfatma, whether he wants credit for it or not.
posted by Mayor Curley at 2:03 PM on April 6, 2005

I assume you're using the term "inspired" loosely.
posted by Armitage Shanks at 2:06 PM on April 6, 2005

uh, no...
posted by willns at 2:08 PM on April 6, 2005

Milf hunter, probably.
Best of web, probably not.
posted by Balisong at 2:09 PM on April 6, 2005

jonson, where is my retarded?

I'm trying to figure it out because I think I lost it somewhere along the way.

Thanks.
posted by shepd at 2:12 PM on April 6, 2005

No. You just start looking like that after visiting thehun.com [NSFW] on a daily basis.
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 2:14 PM on April 6, 2005

hehe
posted by clockzero at 2:15 PM on April 6, 2005

So I had to google MILF hunter. Ew.
But seriously, I could go to any sports bar and find about six guys who look just like this. The baseball player and the porn guy look totally different in the eyes, anyway.
posted by cilantro at 2:16 PM on April 6, 2005

No, and this thread sucks.
posted by zekinskia at 2:16 PM on April 6, 2005

I think it's funny how much metafilter users are ashamed of their own porn habits
posted by angry modem at 2:20 PM on April 6, 2005

This is a lame post. And yet, I've had the same thought... :(
posted by hincandenza at 2:20 PM on April 6, 2005

If my last six birthday wishes have come true, then yes, yes he is.

Oh shit, wait are they both Morgan Spurlock?
posted by Divine_Wino at 2:20 PM on April 6, 2005

The answer? Yes. It is the same guy.
posted by Witty at 2:23 PM on April 6, 2005

If I spent much time watching "MILF Hunter"-style porn, I'd be ashamed too...
posted by clevershark at 2:24 PM on April 6, 2005

No. Anyone got any BangBus theories?
posted by shoepal at 2:25 PM on April 6, 2005

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posted by sninky-chan at 2:25 PM on April 6, 2005

hehe...i had noticed the similarity before. Funny. I'm pretty sure the Hun is at thehun.net, Kevin...although i'm not going to confirm the .com doesn't work at work.

*writes "I am not ashamed of my porn habits." X 50
posted by schyler523 at 2:25 PM on April 6, 2005

Oh shit, wait are they both Morgan Spurlock?

Oooh baby, supersize me!

Heh.

I'm as lame as this thread...
posted by mazola at 2:26 PM on April 6, 2005

Gov’t peace adviser ignores warning of US on MILF

April 04, 2005 | Presidential Peace Adviser Teresita Deles has ignored warnings by American military officials against negotiating peace with the Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF).

Last week, US Pacific Command Chief Admiral William Fallon and US Assistant Secretary of State for East Asian and Pacific Affairs Christopher Hill expressed concern over the alleged links of the MILF with the Jemaah Islamiyah and the Abu Sayyaf Group.

According to reports, Hill said the US government plans to include the MILF in its list of terror groups.
posted by dhoyt at 2:27 PM on April 6, 2005

I like to eat delicious fruit snacks.
posted by selfnoise at 2:28 PM on April 6, 2005

I'd rather be the MILF hunter than the Crocodile Hunter (even if Terry is a cutie who'll wrestle a croc for ya).
posted by fenriq at 2:28 PM on April 6, 2005

There just weren't enough posts tagged "MILFHUNTER", were there?
posted by theFlyingSquirrel at 2:36 PM on April 6, 2005

i was just about to say the same thing, theflyingsquirrel.
posted by joedan at 2:38 PM on April 6, 2005

Yeah, right. What's next? Racquel from Blade was the girl in Bevery Hills Copulator?
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 2:39 PM on April 6, 2005

This is awesome. We should make a giant list of everyone who looks like the MILF Hunter!
posted by josh at 2:40 PM on April 6, 2005

For the record, I said Jeremy Giambi. More believable too.
posted by yerfatma at 2:45 PM on April 6, 2005

Because "on the Internet, nobody knows you're a baseball player."
posted by soyjoy at 2:46 PM on April 6, 2005

How on earth is a link to gallys.nastydollars.com even REMOTELY safe for work? Logs, people, logs... it's not just about whether your boss can see areola over your shoulder.

(on the monitor, perverts)
posted by socratic at 2:47 PM on April 6, 2005

PS. Heh, funny catch Mr. Mayor.
posted by socratic at 2:49 PM on April 6, 2005

He helped us beat the Stankees today. God bless him.
posted by Gankmore at 2:51 PM on April 6, 2005

Mayor, I doubt that Jesus would share a locker room and break bread with an unrepentant fornicator
posted by matteo at 2:52 PM on April 6, 2005

The thread title is . . . well it's just wrong, is all.
posted by The Bellman at 2:56 PM on April 6, 2005

No.
posted by me3dia at 2:56 PM on April 6, 2005

The Bellman - Especially when everybody knows a good hard slider is much more effective.
posted by socratic at 3:02 PM on April 6, 2005

thread title is . . . well it's just wrong, is all.

speaking of which

How To Throw a Knuckleball
Red Sox starter Tim Wakefield makes it look easy, but a knuckleball is extremely tough for an ordinary dude like you or me.
posted by matteo at 3:03 PM on April 6, 2005

Impeach Mayor Curley
posted by dances_with_sneetches at 3:03 PM on April 6, 2005

MILF hunter is a ploy to mislead the clueless.

Those are cougars. They're predators not prey.

Wakefield is clearly a victimized athletic male being abused because of his Y chromosomally driven propensity to think with his smaller head.

I can't take any more liberal bias.

I am not ashamed of my porn hobbits at all.
posted by srboisvert at 3:07 PM on April 6, 2005

porn hobbits

what's the several hundred copies of Photoshop CS starting up simultaneously?
posted by matteo at 3:11 PM on April 6, 2005

what's the sound of several hundred copies of Photoshop CS starting up simultaneously?
posted by matteo at 3:12 PM on April 6, 2005

OMG theyll love this at fark thanks!!!!
posted by plexiwatt at 3:14 PM on April 6, 2005

I dunno, but I can tell you Rick Wakeman is teh antichrist.
posted by keswick at 3:26 PM on April 6, 2005

Ha ha ha ha
posted by davros42 at 3:35 PM on April 6, 2005

I like how this thread has like three times the comments of the anti-Semitism one below
posted by clockzero at 3:42 PM on April 6, 2005

Tim Wakefield isn't nearly leathery enough to be the guy in that second set of photos. It's weird that someone who spends all day out in the sun throwing a baseball would look more like a saddlebag than someone whose job presumably calls for spending a lot of time indoors.
posted by Hildago at 3:46 PM on April 6, 2005

I wonder if the average watcher of MILF Hunter or Bang Bus actually thinks, "wow, most women really WILL do all sorts of nasty sh*t for a couple of hundred bucks..."
posted by clevershark at 3:56 PM on April 6, 2005

I dunno, but I can tell you Rick Wakeman is teh antichrist.

Didn't he used to play keyboard for Yes?
posted by fixedgear at 3:56 PM on April 6, 2005

The MILF Hunter is famous in the UK - as for Tim Wakefield, who the hell he?
posted by runkelfinker at 4:02 PM on April 6, 2005

So I had to google MILF hunter. Ew.

Different strokes for different folks. Actually, with Desperate housewives and that "Stacy's Mom," the MILF meme is mainstream. Hell, think back to Mrs. Robinson in The Graduate. The MILFs have always walked among us.

I dunno, but I can tell you Rick Wakeman is teh antichrist.

Yes sucked canal water, but apparently Wakeman left the band because he was a beer drinking meat eater in a band otherwise made up of teetotaling vegetarians. That ups him a notch over the rest of that bunch.
posted by jonmc at 4:04 PM on April 6, 2005

The MILF Hunter is famous in the UK - as for Tim Wakefield, who the hell he?

He plays rounders for a living.
posted by Mayor Curley at 4:23 PM on April 6, 2005

Is that like softball?
posted by runkelfinker at 4:27 PM on April 6, 2005

MILF comes from "American Pie."

Once it's on ABC, you know it's over.

Once it's on Metafilter, well, I just don't know.
posted by sdrawkcab at 4:30 PM on April 6, 2005

i'M THE milf HUNTER.

OOPS, LEFT MY CAPS LOCK ON.

I'm the MILF hunter.
posted by mcsweetie at 4:30 PM on April 6, 2005

The MILF Hunter never leaves his cap on...
posted by runkelfinker at 4:34 PM on April 6, 2005

every time there's a stupid post, i always check to see when the poster became a member - fearful that they were part of my "class," the new freshman mefites that came in during the last few months. I'm always relieved to see that we're not a significant cause of retarded FPP's.
posted by trinarian at 4:41 PM on April 6, 2005

Like retarded kids, we're in a class of our own. (apologies to Boston's own Mighty Casey)
posted by yerfatma at 4:51 PM on April 6, 2005

Anyone got any BangBus theories?

Yeah, I think it's all set up in advance...
posted by sexymofo at 5:03 PM on April 6, 2005

While I am of course in favor of all things Sox-related, I must say this post is just the teensiest bit... egregious. I mean, c'mon, have you seen the rest of the team? I'm sure a small amount of effort could turn up pornalikes for each and every member of your World Champeen Boston Red Sox, except maybe David Wells. Wait. I mean especially David Wells.

And of course, Go Sox.
posted by hwickline at 5:04 PM on April 6, 2005