qotsa

April 17, 2005 3:44 AM

qotsa at the fillmore tonight. awesome show.
posted by jimjam (30 comments total)

awesome post!
posted by jimmy at 3:52 AM on April 17, 2005

THIS is what the internet was created for. This post here. Pack up the MetaFilter tent and find something else to do, people, as jimjam has singlehandedly found the absolute best of what the web has to offer.
posted by horsemuth at 4:11 AM on April 17, 2005

Ouch.
posted by fixedgear at 4:14 AM on April 17, 2005

Do they sell beer at these shows?
posted by mattr at 4:14 AM on April 17, 2005

posted by moonbird at 4:16 AM on April 17, 2005

I saw them open for RHCP a few years ago and they sucked as much as this post!
posted by furtive at 4:28 AM on April 17, 2005

This is why I shouldn't read Metafilter at 4:45am. JimJam: mefi != your livejournal.
posted by waxpancake at 4:51 AM on April 17, 2005

I had a delicious curry last night. New Delhi in Ottawa.
posted by srboisvert at 4:54 AM on April 17, 2005

In my opinion, moonbird just redeemed this thread.

Good save there, buddy.
posted by NinjaPirate at 4:57 AM on April 17, 2005

projects at the metafilter tonight. awesome show.
posted by tcp at 5:07 AM on April 17, 2005

This may be surprising to some, but there are actually people on the internet who know not what this "fillmore" is, nor care about this particular musical ensemble. Those who do enjoy the fine music of QOTSA have probably already mustered the cerebral coherence necessary for locating their homepage.

Sorry to join the pile-on, but:
Don't drink and post.
posted by spazzm at 6:02 AM on April 17, 2005

...and I didn't think it could get more inane than Danza's dick...
posted by blendor at 6:13 AM on April 17, 2005

Look at this guy's FPP history:

EP3 Trailer Awesome.
posted on Mar 10, 2005

More incredible stuff from MacWorld!!! Extra little bonus item announced!! Weeeee! I'm sure you all can't WAIT!!!
posted on Jan 12, 2005

Weeeee!
posted by Falconetti at 6:35 AM on April 17, 2005

I want my back-button back.
posted by StickyCarpet at 7:07 AM on April 17, 2005

Do you want to see a photo of Tony Danza in the nude?
posted by docgonzo at 7:36 AM on April 17, 2005

I think the technology could be adapted. Matt, this is the color pony I want.
posted by nj_subgenius at 7:45 AM on April 17, 2005

Look at this guy's FPP history

hey, at least he's consistent right?
posted by freudianslipper at 7:48 AM on April 17, 2005

Fucking a Pussy
by Rev. Sternodox

Bill loved to fuck a girl.
He wanted to fuck one right now.
He saw this girl.
He said, "I want to fuck."
The girl said, "I want to fuck, too."
Then they took all their clothes off.
Then he put his dick in her pussy.
They fucked for about two hours.
"Oh, God, you have a tight pussy."
"And you have a huge dick."
"I'm getting ready to cum!"
"I'm getting ready to cum, too!"
Then the man came in her pussy and she came too.
"Now give me a blow job," said the man.
"OK, I will," said the girl.
She put his dick in her mouth.
She sucked and sucked.
He came again right in her mouth.
"Now I will fuck you in the ass," said the man.
"OK," said the girl.
He stuck his dick in her asshole.
"Oh, God, it feels so good," said the girl.
"You are so fucking tight," said the man.
He came again in her asshole.
Just then a time warp appeared in the room where they were having
sex in. A giant dick-shaped alien came in and fucked the guy
in the butt but left the girl alone and she went insane because
of it. But the guy just died because the alien's dick was
about two thousand hundred feet long and twenty hundred feet
around and was made out of sandpaper, acid, metal spikes, and
atom bombs. Then the alien tried to fuck the girl too but
she died too because of the alien's dick. Then the alien
went out and got a hamburger but mustard was poison to the
alien and killed him and saved the earth but nobody knew
except the girl who served the hamburger but she got
killed in a car wreck and died too.

The End
posted by Mean Mr. Bucket at 7:56 AM on April 17, 2005 [2 favorites]

posted by cmonkey at 7:59 AM on April 17, 2005

In my opinion, moonbird just redeemed this thread.

Good save there, buddy.

Just to pile on the Xena tip, according to a lecture I went to a couple weeks ago, Xena was instrumental in the sucess of the Orange Revolution! Finally these important truths can be brought to light. News at 11.
posted by pieisexactlythree at 8:02 AM on April 17, 2005

Props for the Kyuss tag. Stoner Metal forevah!
posted by euphorb at 8:32 AM on April 17, 2005

I see that the battle against activist posters promoting the prehistoric gay agenda to our youth has now reached MeFi.
posted by digaman at 8:44 AM on April 17, 2005

euphorb: Josh Homme is on record several times saying that "stoner rock" (!metal) is a lame concept. And Kyuss weren't metal, just plain 'ol rock. You want "stoner metal", get yourself some Bongzilla, Gateway is a good place to start.
posted by Dark Messiah at 9:01 AM on April 17, 2005

nice one, digaman!
posted by shoepal at 9:09 AM on April 17, 2005

He may not like the term but he's stuck with it. Josh Homme seems the type of dude who eschews labels of any sort. Who says he gets to decide what his genre of music is called anyway?
posted by euphorb at 9:19 AM on April 17, 2005

I met josh homme after a show the last time they played in atlanta and the dude is staggeringly nice. he stayed and signed and posed for everyone and wasn't the least bit impolite.

anyways, long story short, I just got off the phone with him about this post and I could tell he was visibly shaked, even over the phone.
posted by mcsweetie at 9:25 AM on April 17, 2005

what. the. fuck. membership needs to be $25-$50 -- every moron and his mother has $5. qotsa is horseshit too. DRUGZ.
posted by Satapher at 10:30 AM on April 17, 2005

Homme is a genius of course, i mean, shit.
posted by Satapher at 10:33 AM on April 17, 2005

DRUGZ.
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posted by 2sheets at 10:42 AM on April 17, 2005