July 13, 2005
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Don't dump your webmaster.
posted by docgonzo (29 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: this is now a parked godaddy page, I don't know what it was before



 
I duno, that website is pretty awful.
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 4:02 PM on July 13, 2005


Any kinda backstory here? Were they a couple, or did she just "screw" him in the traditional business sense of the word?
posted by jonson at 4:02 PM on July 13, 2005


That's pretty funny, but that "webmaster" sucks ass.
posted by Optimus Chyme at 4:04 PM on July 13, 2005


docgonzo: You know that old joke "He who laughs last didn't get the joke"? I'm hoping I'll laugh eventually.
posted by alumshubby at 4:08 PM on July 13, 2005


Melanie needs a pancake and a hug, I think. And maybe dios.
posted by DeepFriedTwinkies at 4:10 PM on July 13, 2005


That's revenge?
posted by sellout at 4:16 PM on July 13, 2005


Melanie needs dios? That's cruel,




but fair.
posted by warbaby at 4:16 PM on July 13, 2005


"Metafilter: Any backstory here?"
posted by fire&wings at 4:22 PM on July 13, 2005


Nice burn... but I'm not impressed by this guy's mad skilz (at least, not when I view them through Firefox).
posted by clevershark at 4:27 PM on July 13, 2005


I vowed never to work for a real estate agent ever again. I designed a great site for a realtor but due to her personal issues, she ended up letting me go for the maintenance. And now the site is disgraceful. There's nothing sadder than seeing a site you crafted turn into some ugly monstrosity because the people who replace you charge lots less but do crap.

That said, it's unwise to embarass your clients this way, even former ones. I had a client who refused to pay his bills, and wouldn't return my calls for payment, so I put a subtle watermark on all the pages that basically called the client a deadbeat. Naturally, I lost the client, along with the $12k a year service contract he had just signed.
posted by crunchland at 4:28 PM on July 13, 2005


Assuming this is a dumped guy scenario - isn't their great sue-age potential here? He's obviously set out to damage her business and I would imagine that USian's don't take kindly to that... This is a defamation suit waiting to happen, surely?
posted by benzo8 at 4:34 PM on July 13, 2005


>>I vowed never to work for a real estate agent ever again.

We're not all bad!

on preview: benzo8 may be right. Especially as the brokerage is clearly labeled (and slandered by association) as well on the page, and they are hardly small fry.
posted by John Kenneth Fisher at 4:39 PM on July 13, 2005


Better way of dealing with the situation: replace the home page with one that mentions that the site is "temporarily off-line".

It would have looked more professional anyway.
posted by clevershark at 4:48 PM on July 13, 2005


That's revenge?

At it's cruelest... plus he ordered her a pizza.
posted by missbossy at 4:49 PM on July 13, 2005


Is a webmaster like a dungeonmaster?
posted by Balisong at 4:52 PM on July 13, 2005


That page sucks. Webmaster? Heh.

Unimpressive defacement, as well. But then considering the format, I guess we shouldn't expect much.

He's going to get his ass sued back into the stone age.

Advice for when he gets there: Bang the rocks together.
posted by loquacious at 4:55 PM on July 13, 2005


No one with design skills that bad deserves to get laid.

IMO.

Seriously, though this could be something as simple as a pissed of haxx0r. Or whatever. Not very intresting at all.
posted by delmoi at 4:56 PM on July 13, 2005


"HTTP 404 - File not found" is all I get.
posted by ericb at 5:11 PM on July 13, 2005


Site gone bye bye.

If anybody kept a mirror... well, I probably wouldn't admit it if I were you...
posted by wendell at 5:15 PM on July 13, 2005


Godaddy coming soon page. Is there a screencap?
posted by m@ at 5:15 PM on July 13, 2005


I get the godaddy 'coming soon' now. Sounds like a nonevent to me.

Rule of thumb for MeFi: If it isn't or can't be cached; don't post it to the front page.
posted by SpecialK at 5:16 PM on July 13, 2005


Oh hey a GoDaddy "This is parked" page.

Awesome!!!!!!1111
posted by cmonkey at 5:18 PM on July 13, 2005


Too bad it's gone down already, I would have loved to send it to my boss. My first day on the job, he was goofing around with me, and I said with a grave face, 'a good rule to remember is NEVER piss off your webmaster.'

I was, of course, just kidding, but it never hurts to keep 'em guessing.
posted by davelog at 5:19 PM on July 13, 2005


I had a client who refused to pay his bills, and wouldn't return my calls for payment, so I put a subtle watermark on all the pages that basically called the client a deadbeat. Naturally, I lost the client, along with the $12k a year service contract he had just signed.
posted by crunchland at 4:28 PM PST on July 13

Uh, if he refused to pay his bills in the first place, I wouldn't worry about that $12k service contract.
posted by Optimus Chyme at 5:45 PM on July 13, 2005


What does it mean to "park" a web page? And it looks like he's got an ugly page advertising his services with her name on it -- how is that so bad? I don't get it. Was there a worse page, one about her, that's now gone, and does anyone have a cached copy of it?
posted by davy at 5:59 PM on July 13, 2005


Oh davy, it was a scurrilous web trashing! There were zombies, drama kings, Ann Coulter, paradigms, photoshops, jonmc shout outs to Cold Chef....Truly, it was the most amazingly spiffy thing I have ever seen ever. What a pity it is lost for the world. What a pity.
posted by DeepFriedTwinkies at 6:05 PM on July 13, 2005


Surely people will think themselves accursed that they couldn't see it!
posted by clevershark at 6:20 PM on July 13, 2005


Now this post should be removed.
posted by jonson at 6:41 PM on July 13, 2005


Remove it? but it was so brilliant! and the things Ann Coulter was doing with that double-headed... well, if nothing else, she sure proved that this Pink Cheeks cream really works.

This post should remain on the front page, not for what it is *now*, but for what it once was.
posted by clevershark at 6:51 PM on July 13, 2005


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