Look at me riding a luck dragon!

October 28, 2005 9:18 PM

Look at me riding a luck dragon! Jealous? You're jealous....
posted by Billistics (149 comments total)

er, you may want to scale back the posting frequency in the future. And if this is really you, Bill, in this link, you are in for a world or hurt. C-/D grade content.
posted by edgeways at 9:32 PM on October 28, 2005

Judging from the blog link in his profile, I believe that yes, it is him. *shrug* Flag.
posted by Stunt at 9:33 PM on October 28, 2005

Man when you've been reading metafilter as long as I have and you finally set up an account, man, got to get a couple of posts in.
posted by Billistics at 9:33 PM on October 28, 2005

Busted.

Quote from your blog.

I still plan on finishing the the super amazing video of me riding a luck dragon I’ve shot more video of myself that I needed to finish it. However my attention has been turned to watching BattleStar Galactica.


tisk tisk
posted by edgeways at 9:34 PM on October 28, 2005

Suggestions:
- Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
- Try different keywords.
- Try more general keywords.
posted by Citizen Premier at 9:34 PM on October 28, 2005

Ah nevermind, it works now.

Flagged.
posted by Citizen Premier at 9:35 PM on October 28, 2005

whoa whoa, tisk tisk? Have you seen the new battlestar galactica?
posted by Billistics at 9:38 PM on October 28, 2005

"Bill has 1 friends."

http://www.myspace.com/32792840
posted by damclean2 at 9:39 PM on October 28, 2005

Ignore them Bill. Obviously jealous.
posted by brautigan at 9:39 PM on October 28, 2005

on the defence of the myspace account, I made that account as a one off to fill in some online form.

thanks brautigan, that is some green eyed jealousy, big time.
posted by Billistics at 9:42 PM on October 28, 2005

Let's make it painless.

Posting links to personal projects or webpages is frowed upon.

This page , has a little more info.

Live and learn.

live and learn.
posted by edgeways at 9:47 PM on October 28, 2005

bill, just admit that this is a stupid post and let it go.

flagged.
posted by oddman at 9:47 PM on October 28, 2005

i love that neverending story dog/dragon thing : >
posted by amberglow at 9:51 PM on October 28, 2005

of course I admit it's stupid, I mean I haven't been making any kind of defence about it, I mean I have a defence of the myspace account thing, but yeah the video is totally stupid.

ok ok, what if I posted a story about how I bought a piece of art from http://www.johnnyspencer.info/ and bought the piece of artwork thats been replaced by this
posted by Billistics at 9:52 PM on October 28, 2005

flaggity flagitty flag flag flag.

oh, how i wish this thread was still open...
posted by dersins at 9:53 PM on October 28, 2005 [1 favorite]

Bill, you seem to be missing something: Metafilter is not a place to promote your own things. Doing so means you just lost $5 as you're banned. Understand?
posted by dobbs at 9:54 PM on October 28, 2005

That was super-fantastic! Don't listen to the naysayers, keep up the good work Bill.
posted by kuatto at 9:55 PM on October 28, 2005

man, dobbs, it was still worth the coin.
posted by Billistics at 9:55 PM on October 28, 2005

Damn, that was even funnier the second time!
posted by kuatto at 9:56 PM on October 28, 2005

very rapid, bill.
posted by puke & cry at 9:56 PM on October 28, 2005

For what it's worth, the video made me smile, slightly. Then I took a shit.
posted by pemdasi at 9:57 PM on October 28, 2005

rapidly rabid if you will puke & cry
posted by Billistics at 9:58 PM on October 28, 2005

Oh, I see. You live in Scarborough. That explains it.
posted by dobbs at 9:59 PM on October 28, 2005

Does Mathowie have a luck dragon of his own?
I thought not.
posted by Balisong at 9:59 PM on October 28, 2005

oh i thought you said rapid. Rabid? not so much.
posted by puke & cry at 10:00 PM on October 28, 2005

That was great!
posted by aburd at 10:02 PM on October 28, 2005

Dobbs, come on, you love bare naked ladies and mike myers!
posted by Billistics at 10:02 PM on October 28, 2005

sweet fucking jesus

*chugs apple juice*
posted by moonbird at 10:05 PM on October 28, 2005

Don't forget Danko Jones, dude--Scarboro born and bred.

I lived there myself for a while, but I was 7. Got out when I was 8. Never had a flying dog, however. (You know what would make your video rock? That song from the movie by whatshisface.)
posted by dobbs at 10:06 PM on October 28, 2005

BUT... the johnnyspencer link was work it. People, you may hate the post (and maybe even the poster) but don't hate the added link in the extended.
posted by johngumbo at 10:07 PM on October 28, 2005

I had a dog that actually looked sort of like the luck dragon. He died a couple of months ago at 14 :(
posted by Billistics at 10:08 PM on October 28, 2005

Wow.

Whether the video is good or not (yeah, I guess it's pretty funny, for an unfinished sixteen-second blurb, only two seconds of which have seen any editing whatsoever) is irrelevant. You just broke the rules, my friend. Hope you weren't too attached to this username, because I think you're about to buy another.
posted by jenovus at 10:21 PM on October 28, 2005

This hasn't been deleted yet? Matt must've gone to bed, or something.
posted by dersins at 10:22 PM on October 28, 2005 [1 favorite]

oooh I'm going to totally ride the metafilter wave of fame out into the night!
posted by Billistics at 10:23 PM on October 28, 2005

You could choose your next username as Billiastics and all would be forgiven.
posted by Balisong at 10:32 PM on October 28, 2005

Billistics, you're a douchebag.
posted by puke & cry at 10:35 PM on October 28, 2005

Shouldn't you be posting these sort of things to Fark?
posted by wumpus at 10:37 PM on October 28, 2005

I just came back-It's still fucking hilarious!!!!!! BRAHAHAH!
posted by kuatto at 10:37 PM on October 28, 2005

Also, i saw this exact gag on family guy a week or so ago
posted by wumpus at 10:39 PM on October 28, 2005

Yeehaw, pile on. Let me join.
posted by 517 at 10:39 PM on October 28, 2005

from the 'billylog":

I still plan on finishing the the super amazing video of me riding a luck dragon I’ve shot more video of myself that I needed to finish it. However my attention has been turned to watching BattleStar Galactica.
/natch
posted by kuatto at 10:41 PM on October 28, 2005

I like cheese.
posted by gurple at 10:42 PM on October 28, 2005

Instant Flameout (serves several thousand)

Ingredients:
1 One egocentric and delusional mefite with newly minted account
1 Cringe-worthy self link

Directions:
Post horrible link to Metafilter. Comment repeatedly in the ensuing thread and act completely clueless when challenged.

Possible substitutions:
A link to a NSFW banworthy site can be used instead of any personal lame-ass blog/video/music/whatever.
posted by euphorb at 10:45 PM on October 28, 2005

A little groveling might save you $5
posted by jeblis at 10:45 PM on October 28, 2005

He's riding a dragon for christs sake!!
posted by kuatto at 10:47 PM on October 28, 2005

When you have your own luck dragon, they puke $5 bills onto the carpet twice a day to the point that it gets annoying.
posted by Balisong at 10:48 PM on October 28, 2005 [1 favorite]

last post game?
posted by edgeways at 10:48 PM on October 28, 2005

Wow, that sucked. And this flameout sucks too.
posted by panoptican at 10:48 PM on October 28, 2005

gurple: you too? I *loooove* cheese. Bacon, too.
posted by notsnot at 10:49 PM on October 28, 2005

Contacts: This user doesn't like any other MetaFilter members. No other MetaFilter members like this user.
posted by jeblis at 10:50 PM on October 28, 2005

This is so utterly idiotic that it almost crosses the line into utterly awesome.

Just a pity that "almost" is very apt in this situation.
posted by Saydur at 10:50 PM on October 28, 2005

Yes, kuatto. We get it. Thanks.
posted by jenovus at 10:50 PM on October 28, 2005

No, jenovus, He's riding a dragon..sheesh
posted by kuatto at 10:51 PM on October 28, 2005

Oh, sorry. In that case, HILARIUS!!! !!1!!

Seriously, not that great, sorry.
posted by jenovus at 10:52 PM on October 28, 2005

What are you talking about jenovus? We're 56 posts into a topic of a 16 second video clip! Pure genius!
posted by Billistics at 10:55 PM on October 28, 2005

I concure, pure genious. You sir deserve a medal!
posted by kuatto at 10:56 PM on October 28, 2005

Wait... he's riding a what?
posted by dersins at 10:57 PM on October 28, 2005 [1 favorite]

Wow, you are kind of a douche, aren't you? I'm going to bed. This had better be gone when I wake up.

TIA mathowie.
posted by jenovus at 10:57 PM on October 28, 2005

He's riding a dragon

Or the Dragon is riding him (NSFW, The most horrible thing you have ever seen, unhuman, imagine your lower intestine ripped from your anus and shoved up to, say, about your lung. Don't click it. You've been warned, I told you twice)
posted by Balisong at 10:59 PM on October 28, 2005

What are you talking about jenovus? We're 56 posts into a topic of a 16 second video clip! Pure genius!

WHBT. WHL. HAND.
posted by dersins at 11:00 PM on October 28, 2005 [1 favorite]

AHHHHHHHHHHH myEYEYES~!!
posted by kuatto at 11:00 PM on October 28, 2005

posted by jeblis at 11:02 PM on October 28, 2005

obligatory MetaTalk link.
posted by blue_beetle at 11:02 PM on October 28, 2005

Balisong....,.I think you just killed my smile...err...yeah..
posted by kuatto at 11:03 PM on October 28, 2005

I told you not to look at that.
posted by Balisong at 11:04 PM on October 28, 2005

/me is SO not clicking Mr. Hands....
posted by dersins at 11:04 PM on October 28, 2005 [1 favorite]

the Dragon is riding him

Now that's FPP material
posted by jeblis at 11:05 PM on October 28, 2005

There, there kuatto this will soothe your eyes.
posted by Billistics at 11:05 PM on October 28, 2005

"Yeaaaaahh!!!!"
posted by kuatto at 11:05 PM on October 28, 2005

I've seen worse, Balisong. Sadly.

Also, the last post game will go on for a while, as matt doesn't wake up for a few more hours.
posted by puke & cry at 11:08 PM on October 28, 2005

(Personally, I'm surprized I didn't get my very own MeTa thread when I first posted it, but since I didn't, I can point to that one as passive condonation of that kind of link, when suitably cautioned.)
posted by Balisong at 11:09 PM on October 28, 2005

posted by jeblis at 11:10 PM on October 28, 2005

This is kind of neat, you don't see this kind of sophomoric humor on mefi.

You can still tell we're a bit higher brow than fark, since no one has run in with a BEER IS GOOD post
posted by Billistics at 11:10 PM on October 28, 2005

"We?"
posted by Krrrlson at 11:11 PM on October 28, 2005

I'm still a full member until matt wakes up
posted by Billistics at 11:12 PM on October 28, 2005 [1 favorite]

this post is great. i hope we get more of these.

the next one will be me giving obi wan kenobi a blow job.
posted by shmegegge at 11:13 PM on October 28, 2005

I was referring to the higher brow bit.
posted by Krrrlson at 11:14 PM on October 28, 2005

Puke& Cry,

No way. Unless you mean the one where the two Japanese women are naked with the large funnel and the bucket of eels. One funnels the whole bucket into the other girl's butt, then the second one starts shooting them out, one at a time, into the first girl's mouth, where she...eats them.

OK, the horse video isn't the worst out there...

But what's next?

Rhinocerous/human sex? Whale/human sex? Just how freakin' far do you have to go to be 'The Worst' anymore?
posted by Balisong at 11:14 PM on October 28, 2005

oh
posted by Billistics at 11:14 PM on October 28, 2005

I like jam.


Any Toronto Mefis here? I'm in town for a few days and found Crepe a Go Go. Nice, very nice.
posted by edgeways at 11:15 PM on October 28, 2005

Double whale penetration.
posted by Krrrlson at 11:15 PM on October 28, 2005 [1 favorite]

Today it will be slightly cloudy with a %90 chance of a shitstorm.
posted by AllesKlar at 11:20 PM on October 28, 2005

Your search - "double whale penetration" - did not match any documents.

Dammit, Krrrlson, don't tease me like that!
posted by dersins at 11:21 PM on October 28, 2005 [1 favorite]

Post deletion reason, and Balisong's banination reason;
When you have your own luck dragon, they puke $5 bills onto the carpet twice a day to the point that it gets annoying.
posted by Balisong at 11:21 PM on October 28, 2005

Even with SafeSearch off...
posted by dersins at 11:24 PM on October 28, 2005 [1 favorite]

New! Get the latest messages on "double whale penetration" emailed to you with Google Alerts.
posted by dersins at 11:25 PM on October 28, 2005 [1 favorite]

Balisong,

yes, I've seen the eels/funnel bit. Very disgusting.

Unfortunately, I have seen much worse videos/pictures as a result of discovering a family member was a beastiality fetishist. Worse than any alqueda snuff film or ogrish rotting corpse pictures. Believe me, I'm not very proud of that.

Oh also. The thing on stileproject where the guy took a nasty shit, then took a big siringe and sucked up the shit, then stuck the shit into his penis, then jerked the shit out of his penis. That was a good one.
posted by puke & cry at 11:28 PM on October 28, 2005

GIS for double whale penetration yields this: mildly nsfw picture

Now I just need to know where to buy that...
posted by jeblis at 11:28 PM on October 28, 2005

THUMBS DOWN
posted by TwelveTwo at 11:28 PM on October 28, 2005

The thing on stileproject where the guy took a nasty shit, then took a big siringe and sucked up the shit, then stuck the shit into his penis, then jerked the shit out of his penis. That was a good one.

Is that how you got your name puke & cry?
posted by Billistics at 11:30 PM on October 28, 2005

Puke& Cry.. Send me those videos!
posted by Balisong at 11:32 PM on October 28, 2005

BEER IS GOOD
/slashyfarky
posted by NorthernSky at 11:32 PM on October 28, 2005

posted by Pseudonumb at 11:37 PM on October 28, 2005

posted by edgeways at 11:37 PM on October 28, 2005

Since we're all still here, I should point out that you're rather fat and appear to be balding. Take that!
posted by puke & cry at 11:46 PM on October 28, 2005

In the future, everyone will manufacture their own 15 minutes of fame.
posted by quadog at 11:46 PM on October 28, 2005

I have got to say that i'm loving this thread. Not just because that video is hysterical, and it is, but also because this is such a blatant and intentional violation that the very violaion itself is the best and most wonderful part of the joke. billistic, i will cherish this post forever, right next to the tony danza's penis one and the tittyfucking thread, and will remember you with nothing but fondness now and forever. $5 dollars well spent.

If you aren't banned for it, it won't be nearly as funny.

may I suggest your next account be called "Billtastic?"
posted by shmegegge at 11:47 PM on October 28, 2005

Since we're all still here, I should point out that you're rather fat and appear to be balding

Yeah, but who isn't?
posted by Billistics at 11:47 PM on October 28, 2005

oh, and to give credit where credit is due:

to all the people trying to educate bill on what he did wrong, as if this post happened through ignorance or a misunderstanding, brav-fuckin-o. You guys turned this from a hysterical post into a bonified mine of comedy gold. thank you thank you thank you.
posted by shmegegge at 11:53 PM on October 28, 2005

actually it was on purpose I knew the metafilter rules even before I made/paid for an account.
posted by Billistics at 11:55 PM on October 28, 2005

This may go the way of the anon thread a be totally deleted.
posted by jeblis at 11:55 PM on October 28, 2005

Yeah, but who isn't?

Well, me. I'm athletic, full-hair-headed, and non-self-linking.
posted by puke & cry at 11:58 PM on October 28, 2005

you're athletic and hang out on metafilter? Come on....
posted by Billistics at 11:59 PM on October 28, 2005

You can all thank me later by throwing money.
posted by Balisong at 12:00 AM on October 29, 2005

schmegegge, to be fair, the people who were trying to educate him did so pretty early on in this thread, before it became crystal clear that the whole thing was just a giant troll.
posted by dersins at 12:02 AM on October 29, 2005 [1 favorite]

Mefi: $5 for a friday night schadenfreude moment.

Good job, Bill.

...Also, when did it start costing money to be a part of the site?
posted by phylum sinter at 12:07 AM on October 29, 2005

thanks phylum sinter, it was sort of a dare from my friends to post it and deal with the fallout
posted by Billistics at 12:09 AM on October 29, 2005

bill, I understand it was on purpose. that's my point. that's what's so funny about it, and especially what's funny about people correcting you.

dersins, that's ok. I don't think those people are stupid or anything. it's just that, to my mind, it was obvious this was a joke and flagrantly intentional violation when he posted the video of himself flying on a luck dragon to the front page. My brain keeps trying to see how that could be perceived as anything else and fails. maybe that's just my brain's fault.
posted by shmegegge at 12:11 AM on October 29, 2005

are your brains on mushrooms? that could be an excuse.
posted by Balisong at 12:13 AM on October 29, 2005

sorry shmegegge, it's late and I worked until 8 tonight, so I'm having trouble keeping my eyes open
posted by Billistics at 12:13 AM on October 29, 2005

bill, after this post, you could kill my only child and i'd forgive you.
posted by shmegegge at 12:14 AM on October 29, 2005

awww that's nice, thanks shmegegge
posted by Billistics at 12:15 AM on October 29, 2005

bill, you had me at "Look at me riding a luck dragon!"
posted by shmegegge at 12:16 AM on October 29, 2005

shmegegge, you can ride a luck dragon with me anyday.
posted by Billistics at 12:17 AM on October 29, 2005 [1 favorite]

posted by jeblis at 12:21 AM on October 29, 2005 [1 favorite]

AAArrghhh!! Oregon Trail smites me again!!!

Oregon, One day you will be Overcome!!!!
posted by Balisong at 12:24 AM on October 29, 2005

It is dark. You suddenly feel as though you will be eaten by a grue.

>_
posted by loquacious at 12:26 AM on October 29, 2005

>west
posted by shmegegge at 12:28 AM on October 29, 2005

People can we please stay on topic....
posted by Billistics at 12:28 AM on October 29, 2005

And the Oscar for best director - er I mean troll - goes to Billistics...
posted by greycap at 12:28 AM on October 29, 2005

"YeaaaaHH!!!!!"
posted by kuatto at 12:31 AM on October 29, 2005

Bill, have you stopped beating your wife?
posted by puke & cry at 12:39 AM on October 29, 2005

pffft, wife, I wish.
posted by Billistics at 12:41 AM on October 29, 2005

I'm going to bed, but before I go, I'd just like to say, we shared some laughs, some tears, but I really think we all learned something from eachother, and as my account is deleted and off into some void where deleted accounts go, I'd just like to say, thanks guys, you were there for me when it mattered most.
posted by Billistics at 12:42 AM on October 29, 2005

Indeed, we learned a lot about each other today bill. I'll never forget this life lesson I learned about self-linking, unforgiving fuckfaces. Thanks a lot bill, I really hope you get sodomised by king-kong.
posted by puke & cry at 12:46 AM on October 29, 2005

maybe you should check your blogstats to see how much money you made off of this, bill. 3 bucks, maybe?
posted by puke & cry at 12:54 AM on October 29, 2005

Didn't make a dime, first I didn't post to my blog this was posted from google video, secondly, I don't have any ads on my blog.
posted by Billistics at 12:55 AM on October 29, 2005

I hope you get facefucked by a donkey Bill.

But cheers for being from Scarborough, can't say I recognize the place anymore tho.
posted by tweak at 12:56 AM on October 29, 2005

For the love of Gary Busey's head in a wet burro.

Oh, hi. I'm naked. Pardon.
posted by loquacious at 1:06 AM on October 29, 2005

I hope you had this really vivid dream about Michelle (HI BEEL, From high school…) and then had a vivid dream about burning in hell.
posted by puke & cry at 1:06 AM on October 29, 2005

I weep for Adonais--he is dead!
Oh, weep for Adonais! though our tears
Thaw not the frost which binds so dear a head!
And thou, sad Hour, selected from all years
To mourn our loss, rouse thy obscure compeers,
And teach them thine own sorrow, say: "With me
Died Adonais; till the Future dares
Forget the Past, his fate and fame shall be
An echo and a light unto eternity!
posted by shmegegge at 1:08 AM on October 29, 2005

Lots. The shark isn't even properly fermented yet.
posted by loquacious at 1:37 AM on October 29, 2005

Shark Saki!
posted by Jawn at 2:05 AM on October 29, 2005

Shark Saki has a nice, odd ring to it but I was thinking more along the lines of hakarl and Brennivin.

How about fermented luck dragon?
posted by loquacious at 2:09 AM on October 29, 2005

This thread was surprisingly boring. The flameout quality has really dropped around here.
posted by sic at 2:11 AM on October 29, 2005

WOW.
that is all.
posted by gohlkus at 2:11 AM on October 29, 2005

Bill, what are your views on religious gay abortion marriages in public schools?
posted by gramschmidt at 2:12 AM on October 29, 2005

I really feel for poor Scooter. I broke my right fibula about a month ago. Being on crutches already sucks big donkey dicks, and I still have a month to go. I can't wait to walk again.
posted by sp dinsmoor at 3:58 AM on October 29, 2005

This is still open? Er, I dunno, something about pancakes.

Oh, and oooh I'm going to totally ride the metafilter wave of fame out into the night!?

You utter, utter prannet.
posted by jack_mo at 4:02 AM on October 29, 2005

I thought it was funny.

NEVER ENDING STORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY

(if you put just enough y's it breaks the wrap on preview)
posted by cavalier at 4:10 AM on October 29, 2005

This luck dragon; it vibrates?
posted by Hildegarde at 5:08 AM on October 29, 2005

I don't get it.
posted by allen.spaulding at 5:35 AM on October 29, 2005

wow, it's been almost 8 hours since I last cared.

...and this is STILL here? Methinks the Luck Dragon farts sleepy gas in the general direction of mathowie.
posted by moonbird at 5:57 AM on October 29, 2005 [1 favorite]

FIRST POST!

On preview:
Dammit.
posted by languagehat at 6:18 AM on October 29, 2005

languagehat saved the thread!
posted by CKZ at 6:23 AM on October 29, 2005

I thought the video was funny, but wished it were longer.

That said, when half of the comments in a 150-comment thread are comprised of the OP defending his post, it's never a pretty thing.

Bill, if you had just shut up about it, then replied once (or twice, tops) in a simple, apologetic manner, you might have been spared the wrath. Keep this in mind for your next account.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 6:39 AM on October 29, 2005

Oh, and...

Don't click it. You've been warned, I told you twice

Thanks for killing my childhood.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 6:39 AM on October 29, 2005

The neverending cooooooooments... doo do do doo do do dooo
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 6:44 AM on October 29, 2005

Yo T, Can i get open? (You know it)
Hey Jay, Can i get open? (You know it)
Hey ya'll, Can i get open? (You know it!!)
(You want a fly style Ski's about to show it)
posted by VulcanMike at 6:49 AM on October 29, 2005