Chuck Norris...Real Ultimate Power?

February 9, 2006 9:09 AM

Chuck Norris Facts bears a strange resemblance to an old favourite.
posted by ThusSpakeZarathustra (34 comments total)

Hey, Chuck Norris Facts and Real Ultimate Power. Good thing these haven't been posted before.
posted by cellphone at 9:13 AM on February 9, 2006

Also bears a strange resemblance to this and this.

And, man, the formatting and ads on the 4q.cc pages really suck now. The design was once much cleaner. I wonder what happened.
posted by driveler at 9:15 AM on February 9, 2006

Search for "Norris" leads to this thread. That took me about four seconds.
posted by kosem at 9:15 AM on February 9, 2006

Hey!! What happened to the cool music on the RealUltimatePower page? It's just gone!
posted by Balisong at 9:16 AM on February 9, 2006

[Fill in the blank]

Chuck Norris doesn't double post. ____________________________________
posted by 327.ca at 9:26 AM on February 9, 2006

I swear I've seen this somewhere before...
posted by antifuse at 9:26 AM on February 9, 2006

Is Chuck Norris the ubermensch? Does the Ubermensch double post?
posted by dios at 9:27 AM on February 9, 2006

#9 from the top ten list, is mine.
posted by dgaicun at 9:29 AM on February 9, 2006

If you even think about double posting, Chuck Norris will tell you.
posted by robocop is bleeding at 9:30 AM on February 9, 2006

Vin Diesel double posted the whole internet once, it became Web 2.0
posted by pembleton at 9:38 AM on February 9, 2006

c'mon, he already knows. you can stop snickering.
posted by arialblack at 9:39 AM on February 9, 2006

The only girlfriend to ever cheat on Chuck Norris was part of an advanced civilization on the planet Nibiru. We now know it as the Asteriod Belt.
posted by CynicalKnight at 9:44 AM on February 9, 2006

Ooh, didn't know Chuck had an autobiography out ...

[drops full coffee mug, runs down street to bookstore]
posted by donpedro at 9:45 AM on February 9, 2006

Vin Diesel double posted the whole internet once, it became Web 2.0

Oh man, that's awesome.
posted by Gator at 9:48 AM on February 9, 2006

Chuck Norris told me this double post has AIDS.
posted by brain_drain at 9:48 AM on February 9, 2006

This post sucks.
posted by Floach at 9:48 AM on February 9, 2006

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer.

Too bad for the world he has never cried.
posted by daHIFI at 9:57 AM on February 9, 2006

welcome to the interwebs.
posted by glenwood at 10:03 AM on February 9, 2006

Chuck Norris and ninjas are old, they aren't cool anymore. The cool kids are making jokes about astronauts and yeti folk now!
posted by TwelveTwo at 10:06 AM on February 9, 2006

I KISS YOU!
posted by 2sheets at 10:08 AM on February 9, 2006

Oh, jesus fucking christ.

The chuck norris facts site is a huge ripoff. Not the least of which he stole a tshirt design from my my friend. He also stole all the facts from.

This is almost certanly a self link. This guy has been ripping people off and making tons of money from it. I know for a fact that Chuck Norris's lawyers have already asked him to take the site down (just like the shirt on sinfulshirts).

This is almost certanly a self link. The guy is an absolute sleazeball, and would definetly stoop to this level. The poster is brand new as well.

Someone post this to MeTa please, I posted a link there the other day about someone's project link going bad.

Thanks.
posted by delmoi at 10:09 AM on February 9, 2006

Here's chuck norris's response to the whole thing.
posted by delmoi at 10:09 AM on February 9, 2006

The cool kids are making jokes about astronauts and yeti folk now!

What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts!!!

I got another one!!

What does NASA stand for????

Need Another Shuttle Also!!!

lol
posted by wakko at 10:12 AM on February 9, 2006

Er, maybe it's not a self link. Still a new user's first post to a sleazeball's site != cool.

This is soo lame. thebbxx hired an artist to do a vector version of the Chuck Norris picture, and the guy just steals it (a low res version) and puts it up on the site, so anyone who buys the shirt will get a terrible, low quality design.
posted by delmoi at 10:12 AM on February 9, 2006

All the hubub about Chuck Norris, when he got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee in one of his first films.

Bruce Fucking Lee, man. Bruce Fucking Lee.
posted by Astro Zombie at 10:13 AM on February 9, 2006

"The poster is brand new as well."

(S)He's been here a year.
posted by 2sheets at 10:13 AM on February 9, 2006

Hmm, seems like the 4Q.cc site's links have changed, here are the top facts about chuck norris.
posted by delmoi at 10:14 AM on February 9, 2006

Chuck Norris destroys double posts just by glaring at them.
posted by FeldBum at 10:15 AM on February 9, 2006

meetaa
posted by wakko at 10:18 AM on February 9, 2006

Why are ninjas so funny? Of course, a beard and a roundhouse kick make them funnier.
posted by a47danger at 10:18 AM on February 9, 2006

Chuck Norris is my dad. Chuck Norris is everyone's dad, even Chuck Norris.
posted by Pollomacho at 10:22 AM on February 9, 2006

You know, when Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

The same is true for double posts.
posted by shmegegge at 10:26 AM on February 9, 2006

(S)He's been here a year.

Hmm, you're right. Although they only posted one link and 7 comments. That site just pisses me off so much.
posted by delmoi at 10:27 AM on February 9, 2006

Astronauts drink tang, all the time.
Astronauts like to jump on the moon, all the time.
Astronauts do not eat ice cream, they freeze dry it.
Astronauts always look good in white, all the time.
Astronauts are never rude, they are better than that.
Yetis eat Himalayans, all the time.
Yetis do not eat broccoli, they eat trees.
Yetis scare Sir Edmund Hillary, all the time.
Tibetans do not fear death, they fear Yeti.
posted by TwelveTwo at 10:34 AM on February 9, 2006