rook! I nurse on human breast!
February 24, 2006 11:53 PM   Subscribe

Japanese develop advanced new breastpump technology that looks & acts just like a live kitten.
posted by jonson (15 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: double, and the L/R language thing is really tired.



 
Actually, that's really just my best guess at what's going on in the video, since I neither speak nor read the Japanese language. For all I know, it may be the coming attraction for a new movie in Japan about a renegade cat who fights crime but has a crippling addiction to boobies.
posted by jonson at 12:00 AM on February 25, 2006


Double, from 4 days ago.
posted by paulsc at 12:12 AM on February 25, 2006


crap. Sorry 'bout that. Flagged.
posted by jonson at 12:22 AM on February 25, 2006


I can never unsee this.
posted by kosher_jenny at 1:02 AM on February 25, 2006


"Concerning your post about the Japanese nipple-sucking cat, my Japanese wife tells me it's a spoof, a comedy sketch about a cat that gets hired by women all over Japan to suck their nipples. Apparently, it's a very busy cat, and the cat's manager is constantly rushing the women clients because the cat is already late for its next appointment up in Hokkaido. The manager has to literally pull the cat from the woman's nipple. It's all a joke, of course."
posted by cavalier at 1:29 AM on February 25, 2006


It's all a joke, of course.

despite that, that is a real cat and those are real nipples...
posted by 6am at 1:38 AM on February 25, 2006


Japanese scientists have finally discovered an act for which no paraphilia exists. They have been at the cutting edge of this technology for decades, of course.
posted by fleacircus at 3:07 AM on February 25, 2006


Hello Kitty has gotten way out of hand...
posted by NotMyselfRightNow at 3:44 AM on February 25, 2006


Puss n' boobs.
posted by furtive at 4:40 AM on February 25, 2006


Whatever you do, make sure to make fun of the way Japanese folks pronounce English. HILARIOUS!
posted by mkultra at 6:19 AM on February 25, 2006


Dina Byrnes: I had no idea you could milk a cat.
Greg Focker: You can milk just about anything with nipples.
Jack Byrnes: I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?
posted by NotMyselfRightNow at 6:24 AM on February 25, 2006


Whatever you do, make sure to make fun of the way Japanese folks pronounce English. HILARIOUS!

Lil' trigger-happy today, aren't we?
posted by Drexen at 6:37 AM on February 25, 2006


I'm not the one making racist jokes on the front page...
posted by mkultra at 6:40 AM on February 25, 2006


*Sees post title*

Never mind.
posted by Drexen at 6:41 AM on February 25, 2006


Whatever you do, make sure to make fun of the way Japanese folks pronounce English. HILARIOUS!

And it ain't the first time from this poster either:

http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/23339
http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/23491

above callled out here: http://metatalk.metafilter.com/mefi/3021

http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/28552#558785
http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/44166

Again callled out: http://metatalk.metafilter.com/mefi/9952
posted by terrapin at 6:57 AM on February 25, 2006


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