Vegan Recipes For Human Flesh
March 10, 2006 6:30 PM   Subscribe

Hufu, Man-Flavored Tofu What if you're a cannibal with a hankering for some man meat? Can you buy it on the Internet? Yes, you can...well not really. Manbeef.com was just a fun hoax. Yet Vegans can find joy in a soy-based substitute for our fellow beings—vegetarian human flesh. Imagine. The Halfbakery has hufu, human flavored tofu.
posted by BillyElmore (29 comments total)

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cough
posted by cillit bang at 6:32 PM on March 10, 2006


reeeeee-post.
posted by Doorstop at 6:36 PM on March 10, 2006


ahem. Triple.
posted by nanojath at 6:37 PM on March 10, 2006


Searching is hard!
posted by nanojath at 6:37 PM on March 10, 2006


Face it, Billy - you're lunch.
posted by Smart Dalek at 6:40 PM on March 10, 2006


hamster dance redux
posted by billysumday at 6:41 PM on March 10, 2006


Damn! I hate when that happens. I thought I was on to something new. Soon to be deleted post, bye. I just wanted to say hi to Mickey Z.
posted by BillyElmore at 6:41 PM on March 10, 2006


Thread closure in 3.. 2..
posted by PurplePorpoise at 6:43 PM on March 10, 2006


Hufu tastes like Tofurky to me
posted by allen.spaulding at 6:44 PM on March 10, 2006


HAHAHAHAHA TRIPLE POST!!!!!



(sarcasm)
posted by j-urb at 6:47 PM on March 10, 2006


Like I'm man meat, like I'm hufu, like I'm a dead man walking to the barbeque. It's the knowing that really hurts.
posted by BillyElmore at 6:48 PM on March 10, 2006


For what it's worth, more people should know about this.
posted by malaprohibita at 6:49 PM on March 10, 2006


And yet I live, lunch, ha! Maybe I'm dinner.
posted by BillyElmore at 6:51 PM on March 10, 2006


Okay so it's a fricken triple post. Ma, I wanna do a triple! The things we think about in those last few moments before the axe comes down. I kudda been a contender. Old movies flashing past. Was that my life?
posted by BillyElmore at 6:55 PM on March 10, 2006


You cannot be allowed the last word, evildoer!
posted by freebird at 6:56 PM on March 10, 2006


THIS IS A TRIPLE POST

Even the intoxicated remembers that!!!! JESUS.
posted by Anonymous at 6:57 PM on March 10, 2006


I will not go quietly into that dark, human-flavored pile of soy crap. The adults are sleeping! Fuck They, I often say!
posted by BillyElmore at 7:00 PM on March 10, 2006


Beedogs.com is the premier online repository for pictures of dogs in bee costumes.
posted by Gator at 7:01 PM on March 10, 2006


Beedogs.com is the premier online repository for pictures of dogs in bee costumes.

YM "suppository." HTH.
posted by dersins at 7:04 PM on March 10, 2006 [1 favorite]


my stab at last post
posted by Tryptophan-5ht at 7:05 PM on March 10, 2006


my stab at last post

YM "penultimate." HTH.
posted by dersins at 7:06 PM on March 10, 2006 [1 favorite]


'penultimate' hadda look that up.
posted by Tryptophan-5ht at 7:11 PM on March 10, 2006


Hey, I heard there was a lame pile up going on around here.
posted by eriko at 7:11 PM on March 10, 2006


alas poor triple we knew him well
posted by zeoslap at 7:12 PM on March 10, 2006


Ha, I laugh at your last post. I'm telling you It's Friday night the guy who is supposed to be watching for crap like this ducked out. He/she maybe is in some local bar in a bee costume telling some Metafilter groupie he's the King Bee. And my triple post stands. Eat big piles of dog shit flavored tofu and die mo-foes. I may be breakfeast, but I live, yet.
posted by BillyElmore at 7:16 PM on March 10, 2006


Reminds me of a link I saw on MetaFilter a while ago.

Is this thing on?
posted by arakasi at 7:17 PM on March 10, 2006


does anyone read the posts down here?
posted by dersins at 7:19 PM on March 10, 2006 [1 favorite]


Well, Mr. Elmore, they let things like this happen at zombo.com. Because you can do anything there. Anything at all!
posted by swell at 7:19 PM on March 10, 2006


so how long does this usually take?
posted by Tryptophan-5ht at 7:21 PM on March 10, 2006


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