National High Five Day 2006
April 20, 2006 7:44 AM Subscribe
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Knocking fists and chest bumping is so last year. Foreskin pinching is where it's at.
posted by NationalKato at 7:55 AM on April 20, 2006
posted by NationalKato at 7:55 AM on April 20, 2006
NationalKato, I gave up foreskin pinching ten minutes after I was born, you johnny-come-lately. The coming thing: scrotum jiggling. Look for it at next years Super Bowl.
posted by jonmc at 8:08 AM on April 20, 2006
posted by jonmc at 8:08 AM on April 20, 2006
I enjoy really complex hand-jiving where I'm consistently half a move behind. Yeah, that's fun.
posted by horsewithnoname at 8:08 AM on April 20, 2006
posted by horsewithnoname at 8:08 AM on April 20, 2006
Man this video is boring! I can't finisht it.
I couldn't either.
I knew it would be long before someone suggested an alternative to high-fiving somehow involving the penis.
posted by Witty at 8:14 AM on April 20, 2006
I couldn't either.
I knew it would be long before someone suggested an alternative to high-fiving somehow involving the penis.
posted by Witty at 8:14 AM on April 20, 2006
I knew it would be long before someone suggested an alternative to high-fiving somehow involving the penis.
Freudian slip, witty?
posted by jonmc at 8:16 AM on April 20, 2006
Freudian slip, witty?
posted by jonmc at 8:16 AM on April 20, 2006
Witty, I could've put 'labia pinching,' but I don't have any.
posted by NationalKato at 8:19 AM on April 20, 2006
posted by NationalKato at 8:19 AM on April 20, 2006
It's also '420'. So what have you done to celebrate?
posted by DesbaratsDays at 8:21 AM on April 20, 2006
posted by DesbaratsDays at 8:21 AM on April 20, 2006
I like the intense high five video montage.
posted by overanxious ducksqueezer at 8:45 AM on April 20, 2006
posted by overanxious ducksqueezer at 8:45 AM on April 20, 2006
If it's definition #7, Gamblor, it was thoughtful to warn him beforehand.
posted by horsewithnoname at 9:05 AM on April 20, 2006
posted by horsewithnoname at 9:05 AM on April 20, 2006
Now down low!
Too slow, motherfucker. Too slow.
What are you talking about, Astro Zombie? I was all the way down here, down low in the comments, the whole time!
posted by davejay at 9:13 AM on April 20, 2006
Too slow, motherfucker. Too slow.
What are you talking about, Astro Zombie? I was all the way down here, down low in the comments, the whole time!
posted by davejay at 9:13 AM on April 20, 2006
This reminds me -- does any one else remember that fantastic Conan O'Brien video (starring Andy Richter) about how to do high fives? I hoped it might be online but a search hasn't turned it up.
posted by TheWash at 9:21 AM on April 20, 2006
posted by TheWash at 9:21 AM on April 20, 2006
If it's definition #7...
Then it would have been accompanied by a very different picture.
posted by Gamblor at 9:21 AM on April 20, 2006
Then it would have been accompanied by a very different picture.
posted by Gamblor at 9:21 AM on April 20, 2006
When is national flipping the bird day going to be?
In the US, they celebrate that twice a year, on April 15th and on the Tuesday following the first Monday of November.
posted by Gamblor at 9:37 AM on April 20, 2006
In the US, they celebrate that twice a year, on April 15th and on the Tuesday following the first Monday of November.
posted by Gamblor at 9:37 AM on April 20, 2006
"When is national flipping the bird day going to be?
posted by beth at 9:12 AM PST on April 20"
Every day for me, in the direction of every boneheaded moron that still has a W sticker on their vehicle.
posted by HyperBlue at 9:51 AM on April 20, 2006
posted by beth at 9:12 AM PST on April 20"
Every day for me, in the direction of every boneheaded moron that still has a W sticker on their vehicle.
posted by HyperBlue at 9:51 AM on April 20, 2006
Apparently, today is also Hitler's birthday.
posted by Astro Zombie at 10:02 AM on April 20, 2006
posted by Astro Zombie at 10:02 AM on April 20, 2006
An Irish boy taught me how to high-five. I just like to share that whenever I have the chance.
posted by luftmensch at 10:08 AM on April 20, 2006
posted by luftmensch at 10:08 AM on April 20, 2006
Apparently, today is also Hitler's birthday.
Coincidence? I think not. All you chumps are really high fiving for Hitler.
posted by Gamblor at 10:11 AM on April 20, 2006
Coincidence? I think not. All you chumps are really high fiving for Hitler.
posted by Gamblor at 10:11 AM on April 20, 2006
"Apparently, today is also Hitler's birthday."
You know, it kind of freaks people out a bit when I point this out. Kinda freaks me out that I keep mentioning it too...
posted by graventy at 10:20 AM on April 20, 2006
You know, it kind of freaks people out a bit when I point this out. Kinda freaks me out that I keep mentioning it too...
posted by graventy at 10:20 AM on April 20, 2006
Apparently, today is also Hitler's birthday.
It's also the 7th anniversary of the Columbine shootings.
Yesterday was the 11th anniversary of Oklahoma City and the 13th anniversary of Waco.
Have a great day!
posted by Pollomacho at 10:30 AM on April 20, 2006
It's also the 7th anniversary of the Columbine shootings.
Yesterday was the 11th anniversary of Oklahoma City and the 13th anniversary of Waco.
Have a great day!
posted by Pollomacho at 10:30 AM on April 20, 2006
I can't hear the phrase "High five!" and not think of the little asshole kid from Beat Kids on Wonder Showzen.
posted by Gamblor at 10:33 AM on April 20, 2006
posted by Gamblor at 10:33 AM on April 20, 2006
God, I've just come full circle.
That kid is awesome, though. Like asking the beauty pageant contestants "Would you kick a pony in the face to end world hunger? High five!"
posted by Gamblor at 10:36 AM on April 20, 2006
That kid is awesome, though. Like asking the beauty pageant contestants "Would you kick a pony in the face to end world hunger? High five!"
posted by Gamblor at 10:36 AM on April 20, 2006
any chance of this kinda stuff being posted the day before it happens? :)
posted by RufusW at 10:40 AM on April 20, 2006
posted by RufusW at 10:40 AM on April 20, 2006
I DIDNT BOTHER TO READ THE LINK BUT I ASSUME ITS THE SAME AS NATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111eleven1111111111111
posted by jewzilla at 10:58 AM on April 20, 2006
posted by jewzilla at 10:58 AM on April 20, 2006
you must be fun at parties, pollomacho.
posted by jonmc at 1:33 PM EST on April 20 [!]
Does this mole look like cancer to you?
posted by Pollomacho at 11:48 AM on April 20, 2006
posted by jonmc at 1:33 PM EST on April 20 [!]
Does this mole look like cancer to you?
posted by Pollomacho at 11:48 AM on April 20, 2006
The part about Wonder Showzen high fives is the bullwhip sound that accompanies every single high five. Wkkk-Ksshhhh!
posted by quite unimportant at 12:04 PM on April 20, 2006
posted by quite unimportant at 12:04 PM on April 20, 2006
err....The AWESOME part about etc, etc...
posted by quite unimportant at 12:05 PM on April 20, 2006
posted by quite unimportant at 12:05 PM on April 20, 2006
Does this mole look like cancer to you?
no, more like Abe Lincoln in profile. why do you ask?
and pull up your pants.
posted by jonmc at 12:08 PM on April 20, 2006
no, more like Abe Lincoln in profile. why do you ask?
and pull up your pants.
posted by jonmc at 12:08 PM on April 20, 2006
I wouldn’t have thought 4/20 would be high 'five' day.
posted by Smedleyman at 5:07 PM on April 20, 2006
posted by Smedleyman at 5:07 PM on April 20, 2006
I wouldn’t have thought 4/20 would be high 'five' day.
'high' five, maybe.
posted by Feisty at 4:37 PM on April 20, 2006
'high' five, maybe.
posted by Feisty at 4:37 PM on April 20, 2006
Oh god, I actually finished that horrid video. Look, it's too late for me - but I want all the young people out there to learn from my mistakes and not waste your life watching that video.
This is the perfect storm of weird fake holidays: get stoned and high five on Hitler's birthday. And try not to think too much about Columbine.
(please insert Joey Lawrence "whooaah" here)
posted by Davenhill at 5:46 PM on April 20, 2006
This is the perfect storm of weird fake holidays: get stoned and high five on Hitler's birthday. And try not to think too much about Columbine.
(please insert Joey Lawrence "whooaah" here)
posted by Davenhill at 5:46 PM on April 20, 2006
I think tomorrow is going to be "punch the living shit out of the first person who says 'like' day". Yes. Yes. I have made my decision.
posted by Decani at 7:46 PM on April 20, 2006
posted by Decani at 7:46 PM on April 20, 2006
Nobody will ever remember 4/20 is High Five Day, dude.
posted by Iamtherealme at 11:48 PM on April 20, 2006
posted by Iamtherealme at 11:48 PM on April 20, 2006
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