Hardest. Contest. Ever.
October 11, 2006 8:57 AM   Subscribe

This post was deleted for the following reason: Not very interesting of a site linked here. Just a contest.



 
This was the first answer posted:
I vote republican because I want a leader in power who is so blind that he thinks gay marriage should be illegal. That gays should be discriminated against and ostracized. A leader who learned nothing from segregation and the civil rights movement.

I vote republican because I want close minded religious fanatics trying to push their beliefs through laws. Trying to abolish freedom from government, the very idea this country was founded on.

I vote republican because they lie and thousands of innocent americans and others die because of it.

I vote republican because I am uneducated and extremely out of touch with the rest of the world. I don't care what my leader does as long as it benefits myself. Even if it hurts or kills innocent others.

I vote republican because I am a moron.
Game over!
posted by Mister_A at 9:00 AM on October 11, 2006


Game over!

They left out. I vote republican because I like to support pedophiles even when I am not in church.
posted by Mr_Zero at 9:03 AM on October 11, 2006


To stay out of jail?

I guess that's only a reason if you're an incumbent Republican.
posted by SBMike at 9:03 AM on October 11, 2006




Wow, Redstate opened themselves up like Chevrolet did when they decided to permit users to submit unchecked advertisements for their SUVs earlier this year. Equally fun!
posted by tgrundke at 9:05 AM on October 11, 2006


Is there a point to this post? One link to a Rush Limbaugh fan site? Who cares?
posted by doctor_negative at 9:05 AM on October 11, 2006


*yawns*
posted by pyramid termite at 9:07 AM on October 11, 2006


It's a bit of fun is all. It's interactive too!
BOTW
posted by Mister_A at 9:07 AM on October 11, 2006


It's not a Rush limbaugh fan site, it's a GOP-focused group blog (intended to be the GOP's answer to Daily Kos)..
posted by empath at 9:10 AM on October 11, 2006


I vote Republican because Diebold counted my vote.
posted by StrasbourgSecaucus at 9:11 AM on October 11, 2006 [1 favorite]


I vote Republican because I want Al Qaeda to continue winning the war on terror.
posted by goethean at 9:14 AM on October 11, 2006


from the link:
Rush Limbaugh took issue with this piece and expressed exactly what I feel.

Dittoheads really crack me up.
posted by Peter H at 9:14 AM on October 11, 2006


I vote Republican because Diebold counted my vote.

and its StrasbourgSecaucus for the win!
posted by Mr_Zero at 9:15 AM on October 11, 2006


What bothers me is when Dems run as pro-life and pro-gun, they cannot be trusted. They will go to Washington and be in the clutches of their pro-abortion and anti-gun party. They are hypocrites and liars.

Unlike the Republicans who are pro-life and pro-death penalty.
posted by slimepuppy at 9:15 AM on October 11, 2006


Vote 3rd party and send a message to both the Democrats and Republicans.

No more business as usual. I really wish Dean had won.
posted by a3matrix at 9:16 AM on October 11, 2006


Vote 3rd party and send a message to both the Democrats and Republicans.

Because that worked out so well with Nader.
posted by found missing at 9:19 AM on October 11, 2006


I plan on strictly voting for the 4th and 5th parties.
posted by Peter H at 9:22 AM on October 11, 2006


Pretty pathetic that the editor(s) of the website choose commenting on typos and grammatical errors in the comments posted by people who won't vote Republican, rather than trying to comprehend the message.

and this from a well-known grammar nazi, too
posted by LanTao at 9:22 AM on October 11, 2006


I vote republican because I want to get rid of the Queen.
posted by biffa at 9:23 AM on October 11, 2006 [1 favorite]


Vote 3rd party and send a message to both the Democrats and Republicans. No more business as usual.

Right now, a vote for a third party would be a vote for business as usual. It's absurd to say there are no differences between the two major parties, after all the incompetence and authoritarianism shown by the Republicans. Give me garden-variety corruption and paternalism any day!
posted by me & my monkey at 9:25 AM on October 11, 2006


I vote Republican because I believe Ireland should be unified.
posted by Bugbread at 9:25 AM on October 11, 2006


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