Hips don't lie...

December 14, 2006 11:38 PM

Shakira shakira.
posted by skjønn (25 comments total)

Best of the mother fucking web.
posted by Pollomacho at 11:47 PM on December 14, 2006

so hot
posted by StrasbourgSecaucus at 11:47 PM on December 14, 2006

This is front page content?

...can I get my 5 dollars back?
posted by tehloki at 11:55 PM on December 14, 2006

Just threw up in my mouth a little.
posted by zardoz at 11:59 PM on December 14, 2006

Absolutely 100% best of the web.
posted by switchsonic at 12:01 AM on December 15, 2006

Oblig unicorn chaser link
posted by StephenV at 12:08 AM on December 15, 2006

I kept waiting for one of them to blow their nuts off.

Stephen: Magical Unicorn Mayo
posted by IronLizard at 12:16 AM on December 15, 2006

Someone lost a bet. Shakira's impersonator doesn't seem to know the words.
posted by Edgewise at 12:30 AM on December 15, 2006

None of them seem to know the words.
posted by premiumpolar at 12:32 AM on December 15, 2006

Like, seriously, next time, just give it a thumbs-up on stumbleupon and move on.
posted by tehloki at 12:33 AM on December 15, 2006

Wow. *THIS* is the kind of one link YouTube post that I can get behind banning.
posted by antifuse at 1:22 AM on December 15, 2006

Wow. *THIS* is the kind of one link YouTube post that I can get behind banning.

I'd go so far as to say this is the kind of one-link YouTube post than should get the poster banned, too. Or beaten. Preferably both.

Under a different administration, I'd wager forcing someone to view this would constitute a violation of the Geneva Convention.
posted by Davenhill at 1:33 AM on December 15, 2006

I like it, it's sort of experimental or something. I love this whole idea of pushing the bar lower, to find out just exactly how far things can go before we hit bottom. It's an exploration of crappy post space; Where is the edge? What are the limits? How low can we go? Plus the video made me laugh. I mean seriously that fat guy has a good voice.
posted by econous at 1:56 AM on December 15, 2006 [2 favorites]

Farkalicious!
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 2:49 AM on December 15, 2006

...can I get my 5 dollars back?

No! Ha! Hahahaha! Never! No! Not ever! Ha!

Sympathies though. This was wildly, stunningly unremarkable.
posted by cortex at 3:33 AM on December 15, 2006

Just threw up in my mouth a little.

Just threw up in my mouth a lot.
posted by bwg at 3:35 AM on December 15, 2006

FatFilter
posted by Pendragon at 5:25 AM on December 15, 2006

My eyes! My eyes!
posted by MrGuilt at 5:37 AM on December 15, 2006

I love it! I'd already seen this a couple times and I still watched it because it was the clearest version I'd seen. The shittiness of the surroundings are particularly great. Are they sitting in some sort of upended plywood shack? Also I think Fattie has her skirt taped to her with duct tape.

Oh, and, I can't decide whether we're laughing with Skinny (w/the rifle) or at him.
posted by Tuffy at 5:55 AM on December 15, 2006

its a crap song but the video is alright.
posted by lemonfridge at 5:58 AM on December 15, 2006

This was tremendous. Best youtube link ever.
posted by fusinski at 6:08 AM on December 15, 2006

It's funny because Shakira is thin and attractive, and the person pretending to be her is fat and lip-syncs badly.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 6:29 AM on December 15, 2006

Thanks for clearing that up. I was wondering why people were laughing. I always like making fun of fat people.
posted by arcticwoman at 6:42 AM on December 15, 2006

I usually don't like to add to a pile-on, but goddamn. Not only is this lame, but it's OLD.
posted by Dr-Baa at 6:45 AM on December 15, 2006

I wanted to look away, and I couldn't. But, it raised an important question for me, (I have girly parts, so I wouldn't have access to this knowledge) is this what boys really do when left to their own? Shove guns down their pants and crossdress? Really?
posted by piratebowling at 7:10 AM on December 15, 2006