Anna Nicole CPR tape

February 9, 2007 11:14 AM

Anna Nicole CPR from EMT's caught on tape... Not in English.....so turn the volume down
posted by bmpetow (28 comments total)

This belongs in the still active thread below.
posted by saladin at 11:17 AM on February 9, 2007

There is an open thread on this topic.
posted by ibmcginty at 11:18 AM on February 9, 2007

Not in English.....so turn the volume down

OH MY GOD IT'S NOT IN ENGLISH TURN IT DOWN TURN IT DOWN
posted by Sticherbeast at 11:20 AM on February 9, 2007 [2 favorites]

I gotta brush up on my Spanish.
posted by docpops at 11:23 AM on February 9, 2007

Oh, and this post sucks hairy ass.
posted by docpops at 11:23 AM on February 9, 2007

I don't want to be exposed to ANS.
posted by cairnish at 11:24 AM on February 9, 2007 [1 favorite]

So we can make fun of bmpetow for starting a shitty thread right? Or since it's a shitty not quite obit thread, are we supposed to refrain from that sort of thing.

I'll just swear. Fucking mother fuck. Fuck fuck fuck.
posted by chunking express at 11:25 AM on February 9, 2007

please.
don't.
post.
shit.
posted by joelf at 11:25 AM on February 9, 2007

ANS is dead
posted by sswiller at 11:25 AM on February 9, 2007

I didnt click on the link, nor do I read tabloids.
posted by BillsR100 at 11:27 AM on February 9, 2007

die in a fire you depraved ghoul
posted by boo_radley at 11:27 AM on February 9, 2007

I didn't realize Spanish news shows use German titles.
posted by sbrollins at 11:28 AM on February 9, 2007

So pathetic. WHY DO YOU CARE?
posted by dobbs at 11:29 AM on February 9, 2007

Can I PLEASE have video of me receiving CPR during the last moments of life posted on the internet and spread like wildfire? PLEASE.
posted by afx114 at 11:31 AM on February 9, 2007

It's no wonder she died if they performed CPR in German.
posted by docpops at 11:32 AM on February 9, 2007 [1 favorite]

This post is going to need CPR pretty soon. Please show more restraint in the future.
posted by cortex at 11:32 AM on February 9, 2007

You've got to be fucking kidding me.
posted by obloquy at 11:32 AM on February 9, 2007

WAHHHHHHH

nobody likes my post

WAHHHHHH
posted by bmpetow at 11:33 AM on February 9, 2007

ill work on my restraint....didnt know this was parochial school.

I think I remembered why I hardly post here
posted by bmpetow at 11:34 AM on February 9, 2007

OH MY GOD IT'S NOT IN ENGLISH TURN IT DOWN TURN IT DOWN

Oh please, kind admins, let this be the deletion reason. I will kiss your ANSes.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 11:34 AM on February 9, 2007

This will end wheelie well.
posted by wheelieman at 11:35 AM on February 9, 2007

What a steaming pile of crap. This does not belong on the front page. This does not belong in the open thread. Have some respect for the dead, please.
posted by caddis at 11:35 AM on February 9, 2007

I KNOW WHAT WENT WRONG:

CPR! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!

THE HEART ISN"T IN THE FORHEAD MORANS!
posted by jimmythefish at 11:36 AM on February 9, 2007

I think I remembered why I hardly post here
Try to remember a little faster in the future.
posted by Floydd at 11:36 AM on February 9, 2007

Like it wont spread around the internet without this post...
posted by bmpetow at 11:36 AM on February 9, 2007

floydd-

will do :)
posted by bmpetow at 11:36 AM on February 9, 2007

bmpetow : WAHHHHHH

Yeah, that's going to help your case.
posted by quin at 11:36 AM on February 9, 2007

If that's a half million dollar video, I wonder how much I can get for my footage of Anna Nicole Smith drinking Red Bull.
posted by Astro Zombie at 11:37 AM on February 9, 2007