This is why you're not

May 24, 2007 11:39 AM

$15 microwave -- this is why I'm hot. Via. $15 microwave -- this is why I'm hot (break it down now)
posted by parmanparman (23 comments total)

The potential for excellence was there.

However, crafting a rap song with little concern for proper rythm and using a computer generated voice that doesn't even follow the beat is not, unfortunately, "hot."
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 11:43 AM on May 24, 2007

That's nothin'--my Reynolds (W)raps.
posted by Dizzy at 11:47 AM on May 24, 2007

I don't know CF12, there was a sort of charming slap-dashed-ness about it. Like the person who made it got and idea, and 20 minutes later had the final product.

Though, yeah. It was clever, it could have been brilliant with a bit more work.
posted by quin at 11:55 AM on May 24, 2007

That ubiquitous robot voice can go straight to hell.
posted by Dr-Baa at 11:56 AM on May 24, 2007

My Oster Chrome Milkshake maker brings all the boys to the yard/
I could sell it to you/
but I'd have to charge $12/
OBO

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Coincidentally, our microwave platter just cracked in three pieces, and it turns out they're stupidly expensive to replace. $25 for a glass plate?
posted by boo_radley at 12:02 PM on May 24, 2007 [2 favorites]

Cheap microwaves are nothing to laugh at.
posted by eperker at 12:04 PM on May 24, 2007

Though, yeah. It was clever, it could have been brilliant with a bit more work.

Like I said, the potential for excellence was there. Maybe five more minutes spent making it... I don't know, "better" would have been beneficial.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 12:15 PM on May 24, 2007

Then again maybe I'm just being a blackhole for positive energy.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 12:16 PM on May 24, 2007

Buya staka microwaves, COMMIT MICROWAVE SINS

Microwave sins. Go commit them.
posted by billb at 12:31 PM on May 24, 2007

Is this song going to be this year's My Humps? Please god, no.
posted by Plutor at 12:41 PM on May 24, 2007

Nigga Please.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 12:51 PM on May 24, 2007

I was waiting for someone to parody that song in some way...and now it has arrived.

Prepare for the deluge.
posted by wilde at 1:02 PM on May 24, 2007

Pssssh. MC Hawking has much better flow!
posted by ShawnStruck at 1:14 PM on May 24, 2007

The facebook link requires a login and therefore is useless to me.
posted by Rhomboid at 1:14 PM on May 24, 2007

I have heard of people dumping a car when the ashtrays got full. Now, one sells a microwave when it gets dirty? Progress.
posted by Cranberry at 1:17 PM on May 24, 2007

"my Reynolds (W)raps."

Dizzy made my brain implode. Advise?
posted by vronsky at 1:25 PM on May 24, 2007 [1 favorite]

Lame tags, dude.
posted by hydatius at 1:25 PM on May 24, 2007

Lame tags, dude.

I was set to be all "you're complaining about the tags?? Look at the post, the POST I tell you!!"

But damn. You are correct. It's kind of like this post is echoing.

Link: $15 microwave -- this is why I'm hot
Description: $15 microwave -- this is why I'm hot
Tags:
-$15
-microwave
-this
-is
-why
-I'm
-hot

posted by CitrusFreak12 at 1:38 PM on May 24, 2007

I'm disappointed. I thought I was going to find out where to acquire a stolen microwave.
posted by Bugg at 1:47 PM on May 24, 2007

vronsky--
I'm saving up to buy you a new brain.
This may take a while.
posted by Dizzy at 1:52 PM on May 24, 2007

Vronsky - just stick it in the micorwave for a few minutes. That should unimplode it.
posted by Elmore at 2:52 PM on May 24, 2007

promised so much, delivered so little.
posted by Frasermoo at 4:15 PM on May 24, 2007

Ah, whatever, it sucked, just in a different way than the original, in which the dude embarrasses himself by bragging about how he doesn't even have to rap, and then... really really doesn't. Also, rhyming "hot" with "not" is all he can bring.

Way better: What You Know About Math? (chopped and screwed)
posted by rxrfrx at 3:26 AM on May 25, 2007