My humps, my humps, my lovely dry humps
June 21, 2007 11:42 AM Subscribe
This post was deleted for the following reason: we've dry-humped furniture recently -- cortex
I hope someday one of these guys meets this woman and their offspring have fantastic and awkward superpowers.
posted by kuujjuarapik at 11:49 AM on June 21, 2007
posted by kuujjuarapik at 11:49 AM on June 21, 2007
WTF? A bunch a teens in sports gear take turns humping an ottoman?!
posted by milarepa at 11:55 AM on June 21, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by milarepa at 11:55 AM on June 21, 2007 [1 favorite]
From the comments on the first link:
I'd never of thought I'd see a bunch of black guys with cool nicknames like POWERFAX, MEGAFOLDER and SILENTHOLEPUNCHER (and other office supply names) come strolling in like you've something proud to show off.. What the hell just happened?
posted by NationalKato at 11:56 AM on June 21, 2007
I'd never of thought I'd see a bunch of black guys with cool nicknames like POWERFAX, MEGAFOLDER and SILENTHOLEPUNCHER (and other office supply names) come strolling in like you've something proud to show off.. What the hell just happened?
posted by NationalKato at 11:56 AM on June 21, 2007
Back in my day, the only practicing people did was kissing their hands...and I also wore an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time....GET A HAIRCUT, YA HIPPIES!!!
posted by Shfishp at 11:58 AM on June 21, 2007
posted by Shfishp at 11:58 AM on June 21, 2007
crap, I'm sorry jonson, really am. I searched and searched. feel free to delete, matjesstex, or enjoy the additions.
posted by mr.marx at 12:01 PM on June 21, 2007
posted by mr.marx at 12:01 PM on June 21, 2007
Is this like when girls kiss pillows to practice?
It really funny that it's a plush ottoman. He could have at least picked shortie up and rode that hot velvet cube against the wall or something.
posted by four panels at 12:01 PM on June 21, 2007
It really funny that it's a plush ottoman. He could have at least picked shortie up and rode that hot velvet cube against the wall or something.
posted by four panels at 12:01 PM on June 21, 2007
Man, I'm glad they warned me.
posted by Pollomacho at 12:03 PM on June 21, 2007
posted by Pollomacho at 12:03 PM on June 21, 2007
NO, THIS IS A PSA
SERIOUSLY PEOPLE THIS IS A BUNCH OF TEENAGERS SAYING "I'M [NAME HERE] LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I CAN DO" AND THEN THEY ARE HUMPING THE FUCKING OTTOMAN. I THOUGHT THE PREVIOUS COMMENTERS WEREN'T SERIOUS BUT THEY ARE.
posted by frecklefaerie at 12:05 PM on June 21, 2007 [1 favorite]
SERIOUSLY PEOPLE THIS IS A BUNCH OF TEENAGERS SAYING "I'M [NAME HERE] LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I CAN DO" AND THEN THEY ARE HUMPING THE FUCKING OTTOMAN. I THOUGHT THE PREVIOUS COMMENTERS WEREN'T SERIOUS BUT THEY ARE.
posted by frecklefaerie at 12:05 PM on June 21, 2007 [1 favorite]
I wonder why the double-o-matic didn't catch the link? It's the exact same? Is it because I is black it wasn't in the link box?
posted by mr.marx at 12:06 PM on June 21, 2007
posted by mr.marx at 12:06 PM on June 21, 2007
Oh no. Not more ottoman humping.
posted by miss lynnster at 12:08 PM on June 21, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by miss lynnster at 12:08 PM on June 21, 2007 [1 favorite]
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