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US Army snipers have begun using a new method to kill Iraqis suspected of being insurgents - using fake weapons and bomb-making material as bait, then killing anyone who picks them up.
This post was deleted for the following reason: about seventeen varyingly distasteful puns on "double" elided -- cortex
Sorry four panels, but this FPP is an unsuspecting civilian that's just picked up something shiny from the internet, and is about to be taken out by one of the sniper mods. Whose aim will be quickest and surest? Matt? Jess? Cortex?
posted by flapjax at midnite at 7:30 AM on September 26, 2007
posted by flapjax at midnite at 7:30 AM on September 26, 2007
I searched for both "sniper" and "baiting". Ah well.
Go ahead and shoot, coward, you are only killing a man.
posted by four panels at 7:31 AM on September 26, 2007
Go ahead and shoot, coward, you are only killing a man.
posted by four panels at 7:31 AM on September 26, 2007
*salutes*
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 7:31 AM on September 26, 2007
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 7:31 AM on September 26, 2007
I dunno, you could argue four panels is the sniper, not the mods.
...of course, I guess that would make me one of the victims.
posted by aramaic at 7:32 AM on September 26, 2007
...of course, I guess that would make me one of the victims.
posted by aramaic at 7:32 AM on September 26, 2007
But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.
posted by phaedon at 7:34 AM on September 26, 2007
posted by phaedon at 7:34 AM on September 26, 2007
A double post is like fucking the Homecoming queen, then going to school the next day and realizing the entire football team is laughing at you.
posted by four panels at 7:35 AM on September 26, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by four panels at 7:35 AM on September 26, 2007 [1 favorite]
A double post is like fucking the Homecoming queen, then going to school the next day and realizing the entire football team is laughing at you.
posted by four panels at 9:35 AM on September 26
I don't understand this, but that will not prevent me from using it.
posted by Ynoxas at 7:37 AM on September 26, 2007
posted by four panels at 9:35 AM on September 26
I don't understand this, but that will not prevent me from using it.
posted by Ynoxas at 7:37 AM on September 26, 2007
Can we refer to double posts as "Imus moments" from now on?
posted by phaedon at 7:38 AM on September 26, 2007
posted by phaedon at 7:38 AM on September 26, 2007
I think it's because the football team has all fucked her, or because she has herpies.
posted by delmoi at 7:39 AM on September 26, 2007
posted by delmoi at 7:39 AM on September 26, 2007
MetaFilter: I searched for both "sniper" and "baiting".
posted by and hosted from Uranus at 7:40 AM on September 26, 2007
posted by and hosted from Uranus at 7:40 AM on September 26, 2007
because she has herpies.
What's so funny about box turtles? They make great pets.
posted by and hosted from Uranus at 7:40 AM on September 26, 2007
What's so funny about box turtles? They make great pets.
posted by and hosted from Uranus at 7:40 AM on September 26, 2007
This homecoming queen is still twitching, better chamber another round.
posted by CynicalKnight at 7:41 AM on September 26, 2007
posted by CynicalKnight at 7:41 AM on September 26, 2007
Herpies!! Man, that is some classic delmoi. You slay me, bro.
posted by billysumday at 7:48 AM on September 26, 2007
posted by billysumday at 7:48 AM on September 26, 2007
Iraq's ADD/ADHD community will suffer greatly.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 7:49 AM on September 26, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 7:49 AM on September 26, 2007 [1 favorite]
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posted by CynicalKnight at 7:27 AM on September 26, 2007