Wank*Mart
November 25, 2007 8:52 PM   Subscribe

[All of this is very NSFW.] Thanks to this post at BOINKOLOGY (via Consumerist I have learned of an individual likes to wander around department stores (Wal*Mart, Dillards, etc) and record video of him touching himself, often with other people in the same aisles, and post the videos online for others to see. 31 videos, supposedly.
posted by c0nsumer (12 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: You know, there's nothing inherently wrong with sexually explicit posts on the front page, but this is seriously just a bunch of videos a guy shot of himself jerking off. I'm not sure that quite clears the bar for being worth the hooah it's causing here. -- cortex



 
Buh-BYE!
posted by yhbc at 8:55 PM on November 25, 2007


Really?
posted by iamabot at 8:56 PM on November 25, 2007


Dude! I'll take "Things I really don't want to see" for $1000, Alex!
posted by chasing at 8:58 PM on November 25, 2007


Live Strong!
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 8:59 PM on November 25, 2007 [1 favorite]


This is your concept of an awesome piece of webness you needed to share with everyone ? Go back to drinking until you pass out.
posted by iamabot at 8:59 PM on November 25, 2007


I'm surprised by how uncomfortable this makes me. I'm generally all for freedom of expression and whatnot, as long as other people aren't impacted. However, there's some situations here which really aren't appropriate, including near kids' sections in bookstores and whatnot.

I can't help but hope that his actual identity is figured out and he is (at least) shamed into keeping such things confined to areas where there isn't such a risk to others.
posted by c0nsumer at 9:00 PM on November 25, 2007


Thanks, but I'm not sure why you want to share...
posted by pupdog at 9:02 PM on November 25, 2007


"Clean-up on aisle four!"
posted by ColdChef at 9:04 PM on November 25, 2007


Oh my god, he just keeps getting closer and closer to the other customers, and now he's yanking down his pants!

This makes me very uncomfortable.
posted by arcticwoman at 9:11 PM on November 25, 2007


Metafilter: Best Of The Wank

(DO NOT WANT)
posted by mrbill at 9:13 PM on November 25, 2007


Is it a fuck you to corporate America?

I'm hoping its a fuck you to Consumerist.
posted by phaedon at 9:18 PM on November 25, 2007


Seriously, you may want to lurk more. It's better for you and I can assure you it's better for me.
posted by MasterShake at 9:24 PM on November 25, 2007


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