Bad dog. BAD.
December 10, 2007 3:48 AM Subscribe
This post was deleted for the following reason: Ayuh, that dog sure was humping the crap outta some inanimate objects alright. -- cortex
I'm just a little old school about girls this young doing moves like this... that is, stripper moves, exotic dancer moves and all. That's messed up. Well, that's what MTV did to kids, I guess. But add to that a dog doing his dog thang, and, uh, well, it's just a little too weird for me, man.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 3:58 AM on December 10, 2007
posted by flapjax at midnite at 3:58 AM on December 10, 2007
Also, I gotta say, after thinking about it for a minute, I don't really think this is a post that belongs on MetaFilter. I think MetaFilter can do without posts like this. Just my opinion, you understand.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 4:04 AM on December 10, 2007
posted by flapjax at midnite at 4:04 AM on December 10, 2007
Best of the what now?
posted by dangerousdan at 4:09 AM on December 10, 2007
posted by dangerousdan at 4:09 AM on December 10, 2007
At least the dog has rhythm.
posted by Gungho at 4:13 AM on December 10, 2007 [2 favorites]
posted by Gungho at 4:13 AM on December 10, 2007 [2 favorites]
Brandon...comeon, man!
Here it is.. preteen exotic dance and humping dog.... that's it, that's ALL it is....
Even FARK wouldn't have posted this....
however...Boing Boing might be interested, they've got some strange stuff going... and if you could get that Cory person to do the dog part, and write a book about it, they would post it for sure....
What were you thinking?
posted by HuronBob at 4:16 AM on December 10, 2007
Here it is.. preteen exotic dance and humping dog.... that's it, that's ALL it is....
Even FARK wouldn't have posted this....
however...Boing Boing might be interested, they've got some strange stuff going... and if you could get that Cory person to do the dog part, and write a book about it, they would post it for sure....
What were you thinking?
posted by HuronBob at 4:16 AM on December 10, 2007
My suggestion for a deletion reason: Bad Post. BAD.
posted by cgc373 at 4:18 AM on December 10, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by cgc373 at 4:18 AM on December 10, 2007 [1 favorite]
I doubt that dog's commitment to Sparkle Motion.
posted by Anything at 4:22 AM on December 10, 2007 [7 favorites]
posted by Anything at 4:22 AM on December 10, 2007 [7 favorites]
I thought it was funny as hell.
(Initially I thought maybe I was meant to be laughing at the girl, which I didn't think was funny or nice. So the dog was a pleasant surprised. Strange little fellow as he is.)
posted by The Monkey at 4:23 AM on December 10, 2007
(Initially I thought maybe I was meant to be laughing at the girl, which I didn't think was funny or nice. So the dog was a pleasant surprised. Strange little fellow as he is.)
posted by The Monkey at 4:23 AM on December 10, 2007
OK, there's no WAY I'm going to click that link at work.
posted by chuckdarwin at 4:34 AM on December 10, 2007
posted by chuckdarwin at 4:34 AM on December 10, 2007
While yeah, I found myself giggling a bit...I don't really think it was a metafilter-worthy post, either.
posted by Windigo at 4:42 AM on December 10, 2007
posted by Windigo at 4:42 AM on December 10, 2007
HuronBob: Here it is.. preteen exotic dance and humping dog.... that's it, that's ALL it is....
Perhaps you could have also included a wikipedia link on "dogs humping toys" and a maybe an old New York Times op-ed piece (registration required) on the topic.
posted by Slack-a-gogo at 4:50 AM on December 10, 2007
Perhaps you could have also included a wikipedia link on "dogs humping toys" and a maybe an old New York Times op-ed piece (registration required) on the topic.
posted by Slack-a-gogo at 4:50 AM on December 10, 2007
The dog, he is French, no? So what did you expect? Le bow. Le wow. Le rowr rowr.
posted by miss lynnster at 5:01 AM on December 10, 2007
posted by miss lynnster at 5:01 AM on December 10, 2007
I guess it was a mistake to check in to Metafilter while waiting for my coffee to brew. The pre-teen exotic dancer filming herself and the futile, humping dog and probably, the very amused papa posting it to You Tube -- there's some depressing po-mo case to be made there ... but I got nothing more before caffeine. It's a little too meta. Anything gave me a nice laugh, so there is that.
posted by thinkpiece at 5:09 AM on December 10, 2007
posted by thinkpiece at 5:09 AM on December 10, 2007
Witness the Farkification of Metafilter.
posted by mygoditsbob at 5:10 AM on December 10, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by mygoditsbob at 5:10 AM on December 10, 2007 [1 favorite]
Reading these comments, I now know that the Powers That Be denying us YouTube access to our workstations is probably a good thing after all.
posted by pax digita at 5:10 AM on December 10, 2007
posted by pax digita at 5:10 AM on December 10, 2007
We best put a stop that kid's enjoyment of dancing before she grows up without our hangups.
posted by srboisvert at 5:14 AM on December 10, 2007
posted by srboisvert at 5:14 AM on December 10, 2007
"Perhaps you could have also included a wikipedia link on "dogs humping toys" and a maybe an old New York Times op-ed piece (registration required) on the topic."
see.... now THAT would have been a post! (I didn't even know there WAS a NYT piece on this)
so.... I checked to see if there WAS a wiki... and happened upon this...
Boing Boing, Cory Strikes again...
damn... I love it when I'm right... It happens so seldom!
posted by HuronBob at 5:14 AM on December 10, 2007
see.... now THAT would have been a post! (I didn't even know there WAS a NYT piece on this)
so.... I checked to see if there WAS a wiki... and happened upon this...
Boing Boing, Cory Strikes again...
damn... I love it when I'm right... It happens so seldom!
posted by HuronBob at 5:14 AM on December 10, 2007
I coulda used a little more cowbell.
posted by Dave Faris at 5:16 AM on December 10, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by Dave Faris at 5:16 AM on December 10, 2007 [1 favorite]
"
We best put a stop that kid's enjoyment of dancing before she grows up without our hangups."
Damn right.....And that dog's enjoyment of what appears to be stuffed snakes...!
posted by HuronBob at 5:18 AM on December 10, 2007
We best put a stop that kid's enjoyment of dancing before she grows up without our hangups."
Damn right.....And that dog's enjoyment of what appears to be stuffed snakes...!
posted by HuronBob at 5:18 AM on December 10, 2007
Je l'ai trouvé drôle mais c'est pour sa famille.. J'espère que quelqu'un montera à son mariage.
posted by jeffburdges at 5:33 AM on December 10, 2007
posted by jeffburdges at 5:33 AM on December 10, 2007
For comparison, check out this Chechen girl dancing at a wedding.
No humping dogs, though.
posted by claudius at 5:35 AM on December 10, 2007 [9 favorites]
No humping dogs, though.
posted by claudius at 5:35 AM on December 10, 2007 [9 favorites]
"Reading these comments, I now know that the Powers That Be denying us YouTube access to our workstations is probably a good thing after all."
It's not such a bad thing.
And you gotta give it to the dog, he's working very hard and, it would seem, getting very little reward.
posted by From Bklyn at 5:38 AM on December 10, 2007
It's not such a bad thing.
And you gotta give it to the dog, he's working very hard and, it would seem, getting very little reward.
posted by From Bklyn at 5:38 AM on December 10, 2007
Wow, those are some very curious steps those Chechens have going in claudius' link there.. Never seen anything quite like it.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 5:48 AM on December 10, 2007
posted by flapjax at midnite at 5:48 AM on December 10, 2007
To date, I've not seen a more brilliant allegory for the Internet: precociously-sexualized tween dances provocatively while a dog futilely humps a stuffed toy. All it's missing is the skull in the foreground corner to remind us all of the transience of life.
posted by the sobsister at 5:49 AM on December 10, 2007 [3 favorites]
posted by the sobsister at 5:49 AM on December 10, 2007 [3 favorites]
Damn it. I already flagged this and snarked about it in-thread, but now claudius's link is redeeming the thread and making me feel better about life generally. What to do?
posted by cgc373 at 5:55 AM on December 10, 2007
posted by cgc373 at 5:55 AM on December 10, 2007
It seemed funny, but it was early in the morning, before coffee, so there ya go.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 5:57 AM on December 10, 2007
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 5:57 AM on December 10, 2007
This is not relevant to my interests.
Still laughed though.
posted by aerotive at 5:58 AM on December 10, 2007
Still laughed though.
posted by aerotive at 5:58 AM on December 10, 2007
More dawgs humping inanimate objects on the YouTube.
posted by Rock Steady at 6:03 AM on December 10, 2007
posted by Rock Steady at 6:03 AM on December 10, 2007
Damn it. I already flagged this and snarked about it in-thread, but now claudius's link is redeeming the thread and making me feel better about life generally. What to do?
What to do? Just go to Rock Steady's link and start feeling bad about life again!
posted by flapjax at midnite at 6:05 AM on December 10, 2007
What to do? Just go to Rock Steady's link and start feeling bad about life again!
posted by flapjax at midnite at 6:05 AM on December 10, 2007
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