ZOMG! I want one!
December 11, 2007 7:47 PM   Subscribe

Protect our troops - from the womb to the war. What if the fetus you were going to abort would grow up to be a soldier bringing democracy to a godless dictatorship? What if you could take said patriotic unborn American and hang it on your xmas tree? Well, now you can!

Plastic replica of an 11-12 week old fetus, 3" long, holding a firearm in its precious little hand, with an assortment of other military paraphernalia, encased in a translucent plastic ornament, with a patriotic yellow ribbon on top.
posted by jlowen (21 comments total)

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Miss Poppy has lost her supplier of miniature weapons, out of stock.
posted by Etaoin Shrdlu at 7:52 PM on December 11, 2007


But what if it were to grow up to be a pawn of the military industrial complex?
Isn't it better that you ...no, wait. I'm confused.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 7:58 PM on December 11, 2007


DEAR FREAKING - ... that's nauseating.
posted by Phire at 7:59 PM on December 11, 2007


Can someone explain to me exactly who the target demographic is for this thing?
posted by whoaali at 8:00 PM on December 11, 2007


It things like this that solidify support on the far right.
posted by Pastabagel at 8:00 PM on December 11, 2007


Yep; too much. Fuel for the fire on the right, not helpful to the good guys.
posted by yhbc at 8:02 PM on December 11, 2007


Ok, it's a joke right and I'm just not enough of an ironic hipster to get it the first time around.
posted by whoaali at 8:02 PM on December 11, 2007


Look, their slogan is "What a trend we have in Jesus!". They sell anti-masturbatory cream and dyslexic bibles.

It doesn't take much to figure out that IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE IRONIC!
posted by SweetJesus at 8:05 PM on December 11, 2007


Also, if you look at the notes at the bottom of the page
12/4/07 - There's a fetal pirate in the works. Look for it next month.
Just awesome.
posted by SweetJesus at 8:07 PM on December 11, 2007


Single link FPP to plastic baby with a gun. Yep. Best of the web.

/sarc, of course.
posted by Autarky at 8:13 PM on December 11, 2007


Isn't this photo from that widely circulated "Worst Album Covers" list?
posted by ALongDecember at 8:17 PM on December 11, 2007


I'll take a wild guess and say that somewhere a college freshman is reveling in their sarcastic genius while drinking a jamba juice and managing their torrent downloads in their Berkeley City College of San Francisco dorm room
posted by gagglezoomer at 8:23 PM on December 11, 2007 [1 favorite]


Needs a "sanfrancisco" tag.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 8:31 PM on December 11, 2007


but WWJD!?!?!?
posted by Pants! at 8:34 PM on December 11, 2007


Can I rant about sarcasm again? Please?
posted by wendell at 9:04 PM on December 11, 2007


Wendell: Yes, please. This is the suck.
posted by maryh at 9:07 PM on December 11, 2007


"If only a womb were this...reasonably priced."

Eh?
posted by nzero at 9:07 PM on December 11, 2007


Can I rant about sarcasm again? Please?

By all means, wendell, go ahead.

We will, of course, ignore you.
posted by Autarky at 9:09 PM on December 11, 2007


Haha, the "Dyslexic's Holy Bibel"...
posted by nzero at 9:09 PM on December 11, 2007


Ha! I misspelled 'teh' as 'the'! It's like a lameness recursion!
posted by maryh at 9:10 PM on December 11, 2007


I'm holding out for the fetal ninja.
posted by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 9:13 PM on December 11, 2007


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