Shouldn't be that interesting.
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Noooooooooooooo.
posted by wemayfreeze at 12:17 PM on March 6, 2008
posted by wemayfreeze at 12:17 PM on March 6, 2008
mmm bloodshot eyes, so attractive!
posted by chrominance at 12:17 PM on March 6, 2008
posted by chrominance at 12:17 PM on March 6, 2008
P.S. she looks like she's going to stick a gun in her mouth or something equally bizarre and shocking at any given moment. UNSETTLING.
posted by chrominance at 12:19 PM on March 6, 2008
posted by chrominance at 12:19 PM on March 6, 2008
That's beautifully creepy.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 12:19 PM on March 6, 2008
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 12:19 PM on March 6, 2008
Didn't I see this before substituting a super-creepy dog for the super-creepy girl?
posted by Dr-Baa at 12:19 PM on March 6, 2008
posted by Dr-Baa at 12:19 PM on March 6, 2008
Now it's got me staring at the cursor! There IS NOTHING INTERESTING ABOUT THE CURSOR!
posted by Astro Zombie at 12:22 PM on March 6, 2008
posted by Astro Zombie at 12:22 PM on March 6, 2008
Dude double posts.
Not to mention it's just a frameset where one of the frames points back to the original site.
posted by Plutor at 12:22 PM on March 6, 2008
Not to mention it's just a frameset where one of the frames points back to the original site.
posted by Plutor at 12:22 PM on March 6, 2008
Bloodshot eyes? check
Mesmerized by a small moving object? check
Creepy airhead grin? check
Definitely stoned.
posted by idiotfactory at 12:23 PM on March 6, 2008
Mesmerized by a small moving object? check
Creepy airhead grin? check
Definitely stoned.
posted by idiotfactory at 12:23 PM on March 6, 2008
CreepyFilter
posted by secret about box at 12:24 PM on March 6, 2008
posted by secret about box at 12:24 PM on March 6, 2008
Who ever developed this missed a great opportunity, they should have had her go cross-eyed when the cursor was on her nose.
It seems so obvious.
And I wonder if I'm the only one who was fully expecting a video of a baby chicken interacting with a small rodent.
posted by quin at 12:25 PM on March 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
It seems so obvious.
And I wonder if I'm the only one who was fully expecting a video of a baby chicken interacting with a small rodent.
posted by quin at 12:25 PM on March 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
For the love of all that's holy! Smack in the middle of the uncanny valley.
Particularly her mouth.... what's wrong with her teeth?
posted by MythMaker at 12:26 PM on March 6, 2008
Particularly her mouth.... what's wrong with her teeth?
posted by MythMaker at 12:26 PM on March 6, 2008
quin I'm with you, first thing I tried was making her cross-eyed.
posted by Mister_A at 12:29 PM on March 6, 2008
posted by Mister_A at 12:29 PM on March 6, 2008
Something... something is wrong. Why do I get a mid eighties new wave vibe off of this?
posted by The Power Nap at 12:31 PM on March 6, 2008
posted by The Power Nap at 12:31 PM on March 6, 2008
THE DOG IS EVEN CREEPIER OMGWTF
posted by chrominance at 12:33 PM on March 6, 2008
posted by chrominance at 12:33 PM on March 6, 2008
Sure, the side you're looking at isn't interesting, but none of you have ever actually seen what's on her side of the cursor. Word has it that it's like seeing the face of God. You should really envy her.
posted by cog_nate at 12:34 PM on March 6, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by cog_nate at 12:34 PM on March 6, 2008 [2 favorites]
I was hoping this would be Jack Chick's long-awaited expose of Modest Mouse, long known to be Satan's most pernicious earthly messengers.
posted by PlusDistance at 12:35 PM on March 6, 2008
posted by PlusDistance at 12:35 PM on March 6, 2008
After reading the comments, I guess I'm glad that the site loads as a blank grey page for me.
posted by rtha at 12:36 PM on March 6, 2008
posted by rtha at 12:36 PM on March 6, 2008
Error #2044: Unhandled securityError:. text=Error #2048: Security sandbox violation: http://www.motionportrait.com/about/TIminoriHair.swf cannot load data from hair/faceparam.data.
Hell yes, your frameset hotlinking ways get me so moist.
posted by prostyle at 12:37 PM on March 6, 2008
Hell yes, your frameset hotlinking ways get me so moist.
posted by prostyle at 12:37 PM on March 6, 2008
That little half smile disturbs me more than anything else I've seen on the internet lately.
posted by solipsophistocracy at 12:40 PM on March 6, 2008
posted by solipsophistocracy at 12:40 PM on March 6, 2008
You are feeeling sleeeeeeepy
posted by lalochezia at 12:42 PM on March 6, 2008
posted by lalochezia at 12:42 PM on March 6, 2008
Actually, now that I look at it again, I've realized the genius of this: she is really, really stoned. It explains the blood shot eyes, the half smile, and the deep interest in imaginary objects floating around her.
The only thing that would make this even more perfect is if she giggled every once in a while, or if you went away from the page and came back to it later, only to find her eating Cheetos.
posted by quin at 12:47 PM on March 6, 2008
The only thing that would make this even more perfect is if she giggled every once in a while, or if you went away from the page and came back to it later, only to find her eating Cheetos.
posted by quin at 12:47 PM on March 6, 2008
And I wonder if I'm the only one who was fully expecting a video of a baby chicken interacting with a small rodent.
quin, nope, not alone.
posted by cavalier at 12:54 PM on March 6, 2008
quin, nope, not alone.
posted by cavalier at 12:54 PM on March 6, 2008
"Chick looks at mouse."
Now, let me just attach my mouse tracking to my penis and this might start getting interesting.
posted by UseyurBrain at 1:03 PM on March 6, 2008
Now, let me just attach my mouse tracking to my penis and this might start getting interesting.
posted by UseyurBrain at 1:03 PM on March 6, 2008
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