Be my baby
March 17, 2008 6:19 PM Subscribe
Customers and cashiers stare at the 5-foot-11, 180-pound man, who is dressed in a pink bonnet, pink shorty dress, and white patent leather shoes. Under his dress, you can see his diaper. He takes his place in line with a carry-all basket full of juice and Gerber baby food.
"Oh shit! It's Baby Man," says one cashier. "It's like Sasquatch!" he says. "You don't believe it exists until you see it."
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I just don't think I could poo in my nappies.
posted by strangeleftydoublethink at 6:43 PM on March 17, 2008
posted by strangeleftydoublethink at 6:43 PM on March 17, 2008
Double!
posted by humannaire at 6:48 PM on March 17, 2008
posted by humannaire at 6:48 PM on March 17, 2008
[Man, miss lynster sure is fast on the draw!]
posted by humannaire at 6:49 PM on March 17, 2008
posted by humannaire at 6:49 PM on March 17, 2008
I don't think I've laughed so hard in months - thanks so much for this enlightening article.
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I've got a third-degree black belt in tae kwon do - The last thing somebody wants is to get their ass kicked by a baby girl.
posted by mctsonic at 7:08 PM on March 17, 2008
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I've got a third-degree black belt in tae kwon do - The last thing somebody wants is to get their ass kicked by a baby girl.
posted by mctsonic at 7:08 PM on March 17, 2008
My god, that's sick and disgusting.
Oh, wait, he's not the dry drunk guy who legalized torture and got 4000 American soldiers killed to solidify his power?
Oh, in that case, what do I care what he does in his nappies?
posted by orthogonality at 7:14 PM on March 17, 2008 [5 favorites]
Oh, wait, he's not the dry drunk guy who legalized torture and got 4000 American soldiers killed to solidify his power?
Oh, in that case, what do I care what he does in his nappies?
posted by orthogonality at 7:14 PM on March 17, 2008 [5 favorites]
Interesting link...
When I was just a lad, just out of college, working at a residential psychiatric facility for adolescents for a psychiatrist who also ran marathon therapy sessions for adults in the same facility, I learned that regression therapy was a modality that was commonly used by this particular psychiatrist.
Taking an individual back to infanthood, diapers, bottle feeding, etc., was the norm.
Most of us working at the facility had little or nothing to do with this...these clients were dealt with exclusively by the good Dr., although it was always a bit odd to run into and adult in diapers wandering the halls on a marathon weekend...
For some it worked, they were able to process through some infant/childhood issues...i guess... at least they said it helped..
This was an interesting read... I came away with a certain amount of respect for this guy... Given a choice of having a beer with some macho idiot or with William, I would probably choose William.
posted by HuronBob at 7:20 PM on March 17, 2008
When I was just a lad, just out of college, working at a residential psychiatric facility for adolescents for a psychiatrist who also ran marathon therapy sessions for adults in the same facility, I learned that regression therapy was a modality that was commonly used by this particular psychiatrist.
Taking an individual back to infanthood, diapers, bottle feeding, etc., was the norm.
Most of us working at the facility had little or nothing to do with this...these clients were dealt with exclusively by the good Dr., although it was always a bit odd to run into and adult in diapers wandering the halls on a marathon weekend...
For some it worked, they were able to process through some infant/childhood issues...i guess... at least they said it helped..
This was an interesting read... I came away with a certain amount of respect for this guy... Given a choice of having a beer with some macho idiot or with William, I would probably choose William.
posted by HuronBob at 7:20 PM on March 17, 2008
Diapers prevent people from shitting in threads.
posted by munchingzombie at 7:35 PM on March 17, 2008
posted by munchingzombie at 7:35 PM on March 17, 2008
Ahh, innocence. I almost envy those of you that have just now heard of adult babies and can be shocked by them. You have so much further to fall.
posted by DecemberBoy at 7:41 PM on March 17, 2008 [3 favorites]
posted by DecemberBoy at 7:41 PM on March 17, 2008 [3 favorites]
Let's point and laugh at the freak! Yarr!
Actually I'm not sure I want to be on record doing anything that smells of defending this guy because maaaaaaaan that's the sort of thing that gets people questioning your motivation.
posted by Pope Guilty at 7:45 PM on March 17, 2008
Actually I'm not sure I want to be on record doing anything that smells of defending this guy because maaaaaaaan that's the sort of thing that gets people questioning your motivation.
posted by Pope Guilty at 7:45 PM on March 17, 2008
I almost envy those of you that have just now heard of adult babies and can be shocked by them. You have so much further to fall.
DecemberBoy: I thank you for my first laugh-out-loud of the week. Those are always appreciated.
posted by kjs3 at 7:51 PM on March 17, 2008
DecemberBoy: I thank you for my first laugh-out-loud of the week. Those are always appreciated.
posted by kjs3 at 7:51 PM on March 17, 2008
My first guess was that this was about the Senator from Louisiana.
posted by gimonca at 7:51 PM on March 17, 2008
posted by gimonca at 7:51 PM on March 17, 2008
Paso Doble (as above).
Until deletion: Baby Man meet Peter Pan.*
posted by ericb at 8:08 PM on March 17, 2008
Until deletion: Baby Man meet Peter Pan.*
posted by ericb at 8:08 PM on March 17, 2008
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