Cage Match Replacing Election
March 20, 2008 7:08 AM   Subscribe

The primary campaign ads have cost over $277 million so far. Now, Clinton is trying to bankroll 2 re-votes. With all the in-fightings between the Democrats, McCain is gaining ground in the polls. Are we better off with a system that is cheaper, quicker and more entertaining? The anwer is Cage Match.

Cage Match vs Election System is a hilarious political satire written in August of 2006.
posted by henryw (7 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: Meh + electionfilter + something kind of fishy going on here besides. -- cortex



 
a hilarious political satire

Not really.
posted by kuujjuarapik at 7:13 AM on March 20, 2008


The trailing candidate always appears to close the gap as election day nears.
posted by Mister_A at 7:15 AM on March 20, 2008


But, I thought a Cage Match was what the candidates were doing....

FACT: THE ELECTION IS STILL 220 DAYS AWAY. NOBODY IS GOING TO RUN AWAY WITH ANYTHING IN MARCH. NOW SIT DOWN, RELAX, AND WATCH THE ECONOMY COLLAPSE.
posted by wendell at 7:18 AM on March 20, 2008


The trailing candidate always appears to close the gap as election day nears.

As the press does everything it can to make the race close to keep people watching.
posted by Space Coyote at 7:18 AM on March 20, 2008


Apparently I have been banned from the Minneapolis finder forum.

Now, should I assume identity theft or Tyler Durden style psychotic break?
posted by Navelgazer at 7:20 AM on March 20, 2008


What's wrong with the two existing Hill/bama threads from the past three days?
posted by Plutor at 7:23 AM on March 20, 2008


The anwer is "Flagged as too soon".
posted by cashman at 7:29 AM on March 20, 2008


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