The good kind of Noise. And the non-racist kind of White.
July 5, 2008 12:16 PM Subscribe
Simply Noise. Streaming white noise for your auditory zen needs. That is all. That is enough.
This is old school, and will soon be replaced by a blank blue screen with no sound.
posted by Tube at 12:31 PM on July 5, 2008
posted by Tube at 12:31 PM on July 5, 2008
Pink noise for Macs only? Sounds about right.
posted by wendell at 12:38 PM on July 5, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by wendell at 12:38 PM on July 5, 2008 [2 favorites]
ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
posted by 2or3whiskeysodas at 12:47 PM on July 5, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by 2or3whiskeysodas at 12:47 PM on July 5, 2008 [1 favorite]
(that was in advance of the inevitable request for lyrics)
posted by 2or3whiskeysodas at 12:47 PM on July 5, 2008
posted by 2or3whiskeysodas at 12:47 PM on July 5, 2008
They're cheating. I totally hear the loop.
posted by sourwookie at 12:48 PM on July 5, 2008
posted by sourwookie at 12:48 PM on July 5, 2008
It even comes with a little window so you can watch the ant races, just like old times.
posted by Countess Elena at 12:56 PM on July 5, 2008
posted by Countess Elena at 12:56 PM on July 5, 2008
I was all set to come in and give you static for this, but it's a pretty neat thing.
posted by never used baby shoes at 12:59 PM on July 5, 2008
posted by never used baby shoes at 12:59 PM on July 5, 2008
turnmeondeadman
posted by Fuzzy Skinner at 1:10 PM on July 5, 2008
posted by Fuzzy Skinner at 1:10 PM on July 5, 2008
Not a loop, but still oddly soothing: The sound of jelly (jello) wobbling.
posted by carsonb at 1:32 PM on July 5, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by carsonb at 1:32 PM on July 5, 2008 [1 favorite]
You could always tune the radio between stations, but I guess that would be too obvious.
posted by Sys Rq at 1:35 PM on July 5, 2008
posted by Sys Rq at 1:35 PM on July 5, 2008
a great activity while listening to this? tune your tv to a station thats all static all the time (the visual equivalent of white noise). now, breathe deeply and, using your thumb and forefinger, 'grab' a circle of static and 'move' it around on the screen...trippy, right?
posted by sexyrobot at 1:45 PM on July 5, 2008
posted by sexyrobot at 1:45 PM on July 5, 2008
Yort wins. As for the site:
At the spa, Marge and Homer lie in mud baths. A woman's voice intones soothingly, "All is well...all is well." Suddenly, a man's voice cuts in: "Turn tape over!" The tape rewinds, then resumes its gentle chanting. The Simpson parents sink blissfully into the mud. →
posted by Garak at 1:51 PM on July 5, 2008 [1 favorite]
At the spa, Marge and Homer lie in mud baths. A woman's voice intones soothingly, "All is well...all is well." Suddenly, a man's voice cuts in: "Turn tape over!" The tape rewinds, then resumes its gentle chanting. The Simpson parents sink blissfully into the mud. →
posted by Garak at 1:51 PM on July 5, 2008 [1 favorite]
My TV only makes blue in between stations.
posted by shakespeherian at 1:53 PM on July 5, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by shakespeherian at 1:53 PM on July 5, 2008 [1 favorite]
I just tormented my gf with this...She does radio telemetry research and listens to static for hours and hours, so obviously this was sort of a nightmare.
posted by schyler523 at 2:02 PM on July 5, 2008
posted by schyler523 at 2:02 PM on July 5, 2008
"The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel..."
posted by BeerFilter at 2:12 PM on July 5, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by BeerFilter at 2:12 PM on July 5, 2008 [2 favorites]
Only 30 seconds looped? Phooey. I was hoping if I recorded enough of this then I'd eventually have a copy of every song ever produced.
posted by rlk at 2:38 PM on July 5, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by rlk at 2:38 PM on July 5, 2008 [1 favorite]
1. cat /dev/urandom > /dev/dsp
2. ...
3. Profit!
posted by RobotVoodooPower at 3:07 PM on July 5, 2008
2. ...
3. Profit!
posted by RobotVoodooPower at 3:07 PM on July 5, 2008
Slick design, not-bad idea, horrible technical implementation. First, the loop glitch -- then, as yort pointed out, a poor understanding of the acoustics of noise. White noise is to between-station static as pink noise is to crashing ocean waves. The former tends to be as irritating as the latter tends to be soothing.
posted by treepour at 3:17 PM on July 5, 2008
posted by treepour at 3:17 PM on July 5, 2008
cat /dev/urandom > /dev/dsp
Catting weird things to /dev/audio.
In plainer words for people who don't use unix or linux: You can "cat" or "concatenate" any data file to "standard output" in Unix/Linux. It basically spews the contents of the "file" as raw data. So, for the command "cat /dev/urandom > /dev/dsp", /dev/urandom is the "file", and the output of that data is being sent to /dev/dsp, which is part of the audio functionality in most modern unix/linux systems.
That simple single command is calling up the pseudorandom noise generator built into most unix/linux systems as a "file" to be read and output to the audio subsystem, outputting the random data stream as sound - generating white or pink noise.
It's a clever, yet dramatic demonstration of a real-world example of how unix-like systems differ greatly from something like MS Windows.
Since unix-like systems treat all "devices" and/or "objects" in the system as "files", it means that you can even output the raw data stream of your processor, or your system bus, or your mouse to /dev/dsp or /dev/audio. Or your entire harddrive. If you have any raw WAV audio files on your drive, they'll be played as normal, but the rest of it will be interesting gibberish.
posted by loquacious at 3:38 PM on July 5, 2008 [4 favorites]
Catting weird things to /dev/audio.
In plainer words for people who don't use unix or linux: You can "cat" or "concatenate" any data file to "standard output" in Unix/Linux. It basically spews the contents of the "file" as raw data. So, for the command "cat /dev/urandom > /dev/dsp", /dev/urandom is the "file", and the output of that data is being sent to /dev/dsp, which is part of the audio functionality in most modern unix/linux systems.
That simple single command is calling up the pseudorandom noise generator built into most unix/linux systems as a "file" to be read and output to the audio subsystem, outputting the random data stream as sound - generating white or pink noise.
It's a clever, yet dramatic demonstration of a real-world example of how unix-like systems differ greatly from something like MS Windows.
Since unix-like systems treat all "devices" and/or "objects" in the system as "files", it means that you can even output the raw data stream of your processor, or your system bus, or your mouse to /dev/dsp or /dev/audio. Or your entire harddrive. If you have any raw WAV audio files on your drive, they'll be played as normal, but the rest of it will be interesting gibberish.
posted by loquacious at 3:38 PM on July 5, 2008 [4 favorites]
1. Breathe deep
2. Loop noise
3. Read loquacious explanation
(Repeat till zen achieved)
posted by hal9k at 4:16 PM on July 5, 2008 [1 favorite]
2. Loop noise
3. Read loquacious explanation
(Repeat till zen achieved)
posted by hal9k at 4:16 PM on July 5, 2008 [1 favorite]
A discernible (audible) loop point will make this pretty much worthless for a lot of people. Did these folks think no one would notice, or something? Folks who really need white noise for a good night's sleep are still advised to spring for a proper white noise generator that does not loop.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 4:54 PM on July 5, 2008
posted by flapjax at midnite at 4:54 PM on July 5, 2008
Linux users can also fire up whitenoise and/or gnome-whitenoise for this sort of thing done right.
posted by /\/\/\/ at 5:09 PM on July 5, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by /\/\/\/ at 5:09 PM on July 5, 2008 [1 favorite]
The site itself says "Check back soon for improved noise" so I remain hopeful the SimplyNoisers will follow up with something that can provide a much more near-perfect white noise experience even for us poor slobs on Windows. They obviously should've slapped a big "BETA" label on it.
Still, it is especially relaxing when used together with Instant Crickets.
Instant Rimshot
posted by wendell at 6:23 PM on July 5, 2008
Still, it is especially relaxing when used together with Instant Crickets.
Instant Rimshot
posted by wendell at 6:23 PM on July 5, 2008
What does white noise do, and how does it do it? Wikipedia just gives me math type things.
That sound of wobbling jelly is very disturbing.
posted by oxford blue at 9:11 PM on July 5, 2008
That sound of wobbling jelly is very disturbing.
posted by oxford blue at 9:11 PM on July 5, 2008
That sound of wobbling jelly is like the sound of cunnilingus performed in a wading pool on the back of a moving truck. It is in no way soothing. Seriously.
posted by Dreama at 9:56 PM on July 5, 2008
posted by Dreama at 9:56 PM on July 5, 2008
A familiar sound Dreama?
posted by oxford blue at 10:15 PM on July 5, 2008
posted by oxford blue at 10:15 PM on July 5, 2008
oxford blue: take a look at http://gnaural.sourceforge.net/ for an explanation about white noise. This piece of software can generate white noise with a kind of soothing beat which you can use to study or relax, or to blend out sounds while trying to sleep..
posted by marcelm at 10:08 AM on July 6, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by marcelm at 10:08 AM on July 6, 2008 [2 favorites]
gnaural's an incredible piece of software. thanks for pointing it out.
posted by boo_radley at 9:44 PM on July 6, 2008
posted by boo_radley at 9:44 PM on July 6, 2008
No, just a thought I had.
Or-a, maybe just a dreama he- had-a.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 10:27 PM on July 6, 2008
Or-a, maybe just a dreama he- had-a.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 10:27 PM on July 6, 2008
Whoops, left out an "a".
posted by flapjax at midnite at 10:28 PM on July 6, 2008
posted by flapjax at midnite at 10:28 PM on July 6, 2008
Big deal, our TV did this in the 60s.
posted by bwg at 2:42 AM on July 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by bwg at 2:42 AM on July 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
Ahhh... this is probably going to be seem a little strange. We hear better on this channel. Don't ask me why. Well... ah... I guess I will call her. Carol Anne. Ah... it's mommy, sweetheart. Ah, we want to talk to you. Please answer me baby. Please answer me. Please talk to me, bunny.
posted by bwg at 11:27 PM on July 8, 2008
posted by bwg at 11:27 PM on July 8, 2008
That sound of wobbling jelly is like the sound of cunnilingus performed in a wading pool on the back of a moving truck.
Sold!
*downloads*
posted by Fuzzy Monster at 8:15 AM on July 9, 2008
Sold!
*downloads*
posted by Fuzzy Monster at 8:15 AM on July 9, 2008
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