Sarah Palin's lover revealed
October 1, 2008 1:50 PM Subscribe
Sarah palin's lover revealed I guess that takes care of family values...sure, the paper is a tabloid. But they stand by their story and they were the paper that nailed John Edwards. But if Palin is only the number two person, what do we really know about the full medical record of McCain?It is not being made available, and doctors worry about what it contains.
This post was deleted for the following reason: These are two things that have been going around for a while now, and not exactly well done in its own right besides. -- cortex
She doesn't know how to love.
posted by ND¢ at 1:53 PM on October 1, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by ND¢ at 1:53 PM on October 1, 2008 [2 favorites]
Did Google bring back their index from last week?
posted by Combustible Edison Lighthouse at 1:53 PM on October 1, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by Combustible Edison Lighthouse at 1:53 PM on October 1, 2008 [1 favorite]
Why does the national enquirer website never work for people who live outside America? Are its truths too beautiful for us to comprehend?
posted by dng at 1:54 PM on October 1, 2008
posted by dng at 1:54 PM on October 1, 2008
Dang, I was hoping we could go one more day without Palin so we all could unleash in the inevitable VP debate thread. Thanks for ruining it.
posted by strangeleftydoublethink at 1:55 PM on October 1, 2008
posted by strangeleftydoublethink at 1:55 PM on October 1, 2008
If I wanted to read crap like this, I'd go to the checkout in the Wasila Wal-Mart, not here.
posted by i less than three nsima at 1:56 PM on October 1, 2008
posted by i less than three nsima at 1:56 PM on October 1, 2008
Pssst Postroad. It's supposed to a whisper campaign. A FPP is shouting .
posted by srboisvert at 1:56 PM on October 1, 2008
posted by srboisvert at 1:56 PM on October 1, 2008
I feel you postroad, but I think this may not cut the mustard.
posted by Mister_A at 1:56 PM on October 1, 2008
posted by Mister_A at 1:56 PM on October 1, 2008
Flagged as "Too Awesome For Britain"
posted by Jofus at 1:56 PM on October 1, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by Jofus at 1:56 PM on October 1, 2008 [1 favorite]
We really need a new Palin/election thread, but I'm afraid this isn't it.
posted by Bookhouse at 1:56 PM on October 1, 2008
posted by Bookhouse at 1:56 PM on October 1, 2008
I'm tired of this stuff.
posted by MarshallPoe at 1:57 PM on October 1, 2008
posted by MarshallPoe at 1:57 PM on October 1, 2008
We really need a new thread about sandwiches.
posted by Pastabagel at 1:58 PM on October 1, 2008
posted by Pastabagel at 1:58 PM on October 1, 2008
The National Enquirer has proved surprisingly accurate in the last few years.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 1:58 PM on October 1, 2008
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 1:58 PM on October 1, 2008
Flagged as Palindrone.
posted by Dr-Baa at 1:58 PM on October 1, 2008 [3 favorites]
posted by Dr-Baa at 1:58 PM on October 1, 2008 [3 favorites]
It saddens me slightly that The National Enquirer seems to be gaining even a modicum of journalistic credibility. Damn you John Edwards, damn you.
posted by datter at 1:59 PM on October 1, 2008
posted by datter at 1:59 PM on October 1, 2008
Maybe this will give McCain an out so he can gracefully dump her.
posted by obvious at 2:00 PM on October 1, 2008
posted by obvious at 2:00 PM on October 1, 2008
The enquirer has been running with this stuff for a while. They'll never "catch" her the way they did Edwards.
Anyway, who cares.
posted by delmoi at 2:03 PM on October 1, 2008
Anyway, who cares.
posted by delmoi at 2:03 PM on October 1, 2008
Filed under Not interesting unless it has the words "in a public bathroom stall."
posted by not_on_display at 2:03 PM on October 1, 2008
posted by not_on_display at 2:03 PM on October 1, 2008
The National Enquirer? Please.
posted by malaprohibita at 2:03 PM on October 1, 2008
posted by malaprohibita at 2:03 PM on October 1, 2008
It saddens me slightly that The National Enquirer seems to be gaining even a modicum of journalistic credibility.
Um, the Bruno Maglis?
posted by StickyCarpet at 2:03 PM on October 1, 2008
Um, the Bruno Maglis?
posted by StickyCarpet at 2:03 PM on October 1, 2008
I don't care what she does with her uterus, I just want her to stay out of everyone else's.
[p.s. having said that, what she's done with her uterus is kinda weird]
posted by chuckdarwin at 2:04 PM on October 1, 2008 [3 favorites]
[p.s. having said that, what she's done with her uterus is kinda weird]
posted by chuckdarwin at 2:04 PM on October 1, 2008 [3 favorites]
"Little fucker; about that tall."
I am only doing punchlines in questionable threads; it saves space and time
posted by yhbc at 2:05 PM on October 1, 2008 [1 favorite]
I am only doing punchlines in questionable threads; it saves space and time
posted by yhbc at 2:05 PM on October 1, 2008 [1 favorite]
If you're overseas you'll probably get a 404. Try Anchorfree.
But really, an affair? Who gives a shit? I want to see this woman--and this ticket--crash and burn based on her arrogance, ignorance, shitty administrative record, nepotism of unqualified candidates, and wacko religious beliefs. Not from this.
posted by zardoz at 2:05 PM on October 1, 2008
But really, an affair? Who gives a shit? I want to see this woman--and this ticket--crash and burn based on her arrogance, ignorance, shitty administrative record, nepotism of unqualified candidates, and wacko religious beliefs. Not from this.
posted by zardoz at 2:05 PM on October 1, 2008
Related: BATBOY FOUND IN CAVE!
posted by nitsuj at 5:00 PM on October 1 [+] [!]
Say what you will about the Enquirer, they are not the Weekly World News, and most of these outrageous stories turn out true in the end, or are at least never successfully refuted. Their journalistic standards are lower than average, they don't need independent sourcing, but I bet they are right about this one. I did leave it sitting in the rack at the supermarket yesterday though.
posted by caddis at 2:09 PM on October 1, 2008
posted by nitsuj at 5:00 PM on October 1 [+] [!]
Say what you will about the Enquirer, they are not the Weekly World News, and most of these outrageous stories turn out true in the end, or are at least never successfully refuted. Their journalistic standards are lower than average, they don't need independent sourcing, but I bet they are right about this one. I did leave it sitting in the rack at the supermarket yesterday though.
posted by caddis at 2:09 PM on October 1, 2008
One of the sources did pass a "rigorous" polygraph test. If it was just one of those sloppy, Wire-inspired polygraph tests using a copy machine, then I would be skeptical.
posted by Falconetti at 2:09 PM on October 1, 2008
posted by Falconetti at 2:09 PM on October 1, 2008
Quick, let's get this thread up to >1000 posts, then they can't delete it!
posted by sour cream at 2:12 PM on October 1, 2008
posted by sour cream at 2:12 PM on October 1, 2008
Love the picture.
I found it funny too... strange pic to use in the context of identifying a lover.
posted by Deep Dish at 2:12 PM on October 1, 2008
I found it funny too... strange pic to use in the context of identifying a lover.
posted by Deep Dish at 2:12 PM on October 1, 2008
I was expecting it to be P'lod. I'm a bit disappointed now.
posted by sephira at 2:13 PM on October 1, 2008
posted by sephira at 2:13 PM on October 1, 2008
But... but.. she can see RUSSIA from her front porch! RUSSIA!!!
posted by hexatron at 2:14 PM on October 1, 2008
posted by hexatron at 2:14 PM on October 1, 2008
Little known fact: Sarah Palin drank a team of sherpas under the table in a bar in Nepal, then immediately recorded her Grammy-winning rendition of “The Villages.”
posted by nickyskye at 2:14 PM on October 1, 2008
posted by nickyskye at 2:14 PM on October 1, 2008
It is not being made available, and doctors worry about what it contains.
However, plumbers and bus drivers indicate they are not terribly concerned.
posted by pardonyou? at 2:16 PM on October 1, 2008
However, plumbers and bus drivers indicate they are not terribly concerned.
posted by pardonyou? at 2:16 PM on October 1, 2008
I found it funny too... strange pic to use in the context of identifying a lover.
I've been noticing that a lot of the photos regarding Palin lately seem unflattering; like they chose the one where she looks most unappealing.
It could just be confirmation bias on my part, but I like to think that the press got a little pissed about the way they have been shunned by her, and are passive aggressively seeking retribution.
posted by quin at 2:20 PM on October 1, 2008
I've been noticing that a lot of the photos regarding Palin lately seem unflattering; like they chose the one where she looks most unappealing.
It could just be confirmation bias on my part, but I like to think that the press got a little pissed about the way they have been shunned by her, and are passive aggressively seeking retribution.
posted by quin at 2:20 PM on October 1, 2008
The National Enquirer in one end of the Obama tank, Qwen Ifill at the other end of the Obama tank...
That is one big tank staring down at old McCain & Co.
Or something like that...
posted by R. Mutt at 2:22 PM on October 1, 2008
That is one big tank staring down at old McCain & Co.
Or something like that...
posted by R. Mutt at 2:22 PM on October 1, 2008
"Why does the national enquirer website never work for people who live outside America?"
It's not the International Enquirer.
posted by An Infinity Of Monkeys at 2:24 PM on October 1, 2008 [4 favorites]
It's not the International Enquirer.
posted by An Infinity Of Monkeys at 2:24 PM on October 1, 2008 [4 favorites]
We really need a new Palin/election thread, but I'm afraid this isn't it.
No. We don't. At least not until something actually happens.
Or the debate on Thursday
posted by graventy at 2:25 PM on October 1, 2008
No. We don't. At least not until something actually happens.
Or the debate on Thursday
posted by graventy at 2:25 PM on October 1, 2008
Maybe the stories are written to american libel/slander laws ?
posted by R. Mutt at 2:26 PM on October 1, 2008
posted by R. Mutt at 2:26 PM on October 1, 2008
SHE THINKS HER LOVER'S PENIS IS TINY!
posted by everichon at 2:26 PM on October 1, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by everichon at 2:26 PM on October 1, 2008 [1 favorite]
She was obviously asked about why she cheated on her husband, and the gesture was her retort. Sorry Todd. Cold in Alaska, I guess.
posted by graventy at 2:28 PM on October 1, 2008
posted by graventy at 2:28 PM on October 1, 2008
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