Obama's Loss Traced To Matthew Haughey
October 28, 2008 1:35 PM Subscribe
Ladies and Gentlemen, President McCain
This post was deleted for the following reason: It's cute, but also pretty darned thin for a post. -- cortex
Damn Matt did you pee in Marcianne's cornflakes or what?
posted by Mister_A at 1:36 PM on October 28, 2008
posted by Mister_A at 1:36 PM on October 28, 2008
I am sending this to all my apathetic acquaintances.
posted by changeling at 1:41 PM on October 28, 2008
posted by changeling at 1:41 PM on October 28, 2008
There is hope
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 1:41 PM on October 28, 2008
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 1:41 PM on October 28, 2008
Heh.
I was going to do this on MetaTalk but then there was the Matt votes thread... also laziness.
posted by Artw at 1:47 PM on October 28, 2008
I was going to do this on MetaTalk but then there was the Matt votes thread... also laziness.
posted by Artw at 1:47 PM on October 28, 2008
And you preferred Madona.
posted by cjorgensen at 1:50 PM on October 28, 2008
posted by cjorgensen at 1:50 PM on October 28, 2008
Nothing wrong with Madonna. If she happens to be some commentors automatic retardation button that's not my problem.
posted by Artw at 1:51 PM on October 28, 2008
posted by Artw at 1:51 PM on October 28, 2008
Obama's loss traced to this post.
posted by daniel_charms at 1:56 PM on October 28, 2008
posted by daniel_charms at 1:56 PM on October 28, 2008
WHAT
posted by loquacious at 1:56 PM on October 28, 2008
posted by loquacious at 1:56 PM on October 28, 2008
It adds so much to a discussion to simply post the word "what," unadorned by punctuation or capitalization.
Actually it doesn't, it's really fucking stupid and pointless.
posted by ghastlyfop at 1:57 PM on October 28, 2008
Actually it doesn't, it's really fucking stupid and pointless.
posted by ghastlyfop at 1:57 PM on October 28, 2008
But in all caps? SCORE!
posted by ghastlyfop at 1:57 PM on October 28, 2008
posted by ghastlyfop at 1:57 PM on October 28, 2008
This is almost as bad as the time Cortex single-handedly outlawed gay marriage.
posted by Uppity Pigeon #2 at 1:57 PM on October 28, 2008 [3 favorites]
posted by Uppity Pigeon #2 at 1:57 PM on October 28, 2008 [3 favorites]
well he had to really
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 1:58 PM on October 28, 2008
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 1:58 PM on October 28, 2008
It adds so much to a discussion to simply post the word "what," unadorned by punctuation or capitalization.
Actually it doesn't, it's really fucking stupid and pointless.
what
posted by nitsuj at 2:04 PM on October 28, 2008 [1 favorite]
Actually it doesn't, it's really fucking stupid and pointless.
what
posted by nitsuj at 2:04 PM on October 28, 2008 [1 favorite]
hay matt, sum ladee is angry at U. she swored. allot.
posted by piratebowling at 2:05 PM on October 28, 2008
posted by piratebowling at 2:05 PM on October 28, 2008
How do they know this already? Is this what they can do nowadays?
posted by ob at 2:10 PM on October 28, 2008
posted by ob at 2:10 PM on October 28, 2008
Obama Reportedly Not Mad; Just Disappointed
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 2:11 PM on October 28, 2008
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 2:11 PM on October 28, 2008
One voter could only be more responsible than another voter if they were the only person who turned out to vote. Matt was that time travelling Gallifreyian, and I salute him as a symbol of immigrant time lords everywhere.
posted by holloway at 2:11 PM on October 28, 2008
posted by holloway at 2:11 PM on October 28, 2008
Oh my God! That video is from November 7th 2008! That's 10 days in the future!
I decoded the URL and I checked out some of the other news sources from the same day, did you know that the mind control rays from the UFOs that landed on November 2nd have been proven to be almost completely harmless? Nope? Well, now you have the jump on everyone else. Also, that whole flesh-eating nanite threat that shows up on the 5th is totally over-hyped. It only kills like 50 people (that we know of). So nothing to worry about.
Oh and the lottery numbers are 5, 13, 23, 24, 42, and 3.
By the way, if you are afraid of mind-flaying ancient gods from dimensions outside our own, you may want to avoid Stoughton Wisconsin next week.
posted by quin at 2:13 PM on October 28, 2008 [2 favorites]
I decoded the URL and I checked out some of the other news sources from the same day, did you know that the mind control rays from the UFOs that landed on November 2nd have been proven to be almost completely harmless? Nope? Well, now you have the jump on everyone else. Also, that whole flesh-eating nanite threat that shows up on the 5th is totally over-hyped. It only kills like 50 people (that we know of). So nothing to worry about.
Oh and the lottery numbers are 5, 13, 23, 24, 42, and 3.
By the way, if you are afraid of mind-flaying ancient gods from dimensions outside our own, you may want to avoid Stoughton Wisconsin next week.
posted by quin at 2:13 PM on October 28, 2008 [2 favorites]
I have been sent this 11 million times in the past week.
You will be sent it 11 million times in the next 6 days.
Then End
posted by Senor Cardgage at 2:16 PM on October 28, 2008
You will be sent it 11 million times in the next 6 days.
Then End
posted by Senor Cardgage at 2:16 PM on October 28, 2008
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